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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #30 on: May 24, 2011, 02:47:38 PM
It looks like we're all gonna have to wait until October.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_apocalypse_saturday



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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #31 on: May 24, 2011, 03:11:10 PM
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  A California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21. 

 :salute: Godspeed.   
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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #32 on: May 24, 2011, 03:45:49 PM
Really  ::)

How many chances is this guy going to get? If he had no money this nonsense would never have got this far.

If he was serious about this shouldn't he get shot of his material belongings?  :pok:

Surely if the 'Man Upstairs' wanted to have a clearout he would have chosen someone more charismatic than this fool  :angel:
             

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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #33 on: May 24, 2011, 05:02:25 PM
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If he had no money this nonsense would never have got this far.

Agreed.  He would probably be locked in a padded room or in some alleyway collecting scrap metal and talking to himself.
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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #34 on: May 24, 2011, 07:39:03 PM
What a jacksmurf.  I know the Bible can be difficult to interpret, but how does he get May or October 21st out of  "but about that day or hour no one knows" Matthew 24:36? 
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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #35 on: May 24, 2011, 09:17:59 PM
Quote from: Mercury on May 24, 2011, 07:39:03 PM
What a jacksmurf.  I know the Bible can be difficult to interpret, but how does he get May or October 21st out of  "but about that day or hour no one knows" Matthew 24:36?
Well 1st you gotta get real high....then you turn your head to the side, hold your mouth just right and it's right there in black and white. Huh?  :think:
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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #36 on: May 24, 2011, 11:10:44 PM
I'm glad the Apocalypse is waiting until October 21st.  The 20th is my birthday, so I can have a heck of a party and not worry about cleaning up or being hung over!  :D

 :drink: :cheers:

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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #37 on: May 24, 2011, 11:55:48 PM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on May 24, 2011, 11:10:44 PM
I'm glad the Apocalypse is waiting until October 21st.  The 20th is my birthday, so I can have a heck of a party and not worry about cleaning up or being hung over!  :D

 :drink: :cheers:

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Quote from: ducktapehero on May 24, 2011, 09:17:59 PM
Quote from: Mercury on May 24, 2011, 07:39:03 PM
What a jacksmurf.  I know the Bible can be difficult to interpret, but how does he get May or October 21st out of  "but about that day or hour no one knows" Matthew 24:36?
Well 1st you gotta get real high....then you turn your head to the side, hold your mouth just right and it's right there in black and white. Huh?  :think:


I'll have what he's having then.

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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #38 on: May 25, 2011, 01:11:57 AM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on May 24, 2011, 11:10:44 PM
I'm glad the Apocalypse is waiting until October 21st.  The 20th is my birthday, so I can have a heck of a party and not worry about cleaning up or being hung over!  :D

 :drink: :cheers:

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well that's just typical, the world decides to end two days before mine. >:(
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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #39 on: May 25, 2011, 02:00:10 AM
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apologized Monday evening for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have."

I figure there's two ways to approach calculating the end of the world.
1. Don't do it at all.
2. Do it properly.

On the other hand, if he can fudge the end of the world and get away with it, next time I cause a fatality, I'm just going to say "yeah, okay, so I got a bit lazy with the rounding"

THE GOOD NEWS:
The spiritual judgment has already taken place!
So you're pretty much free to party from now until...well, possibly october 21st, but basically indefinitely.

Knock yourselves out kids!


(For what it's worth, I was raised to one of those really easy religions, where God loves everyone, all the time, and happiness and sunflowers etc etc etc, so anything about more or less haggling with God to get into heaven by saving innocents, or whatever, and anything to do with doomsday just cracks me up.

But hey, maybe they think my views are stupid, so what can you do.(on the other hand, my views don't include giving money to Scrooge McDuck just because he says I'm going to burn like a sausage at Dad's BBQ)

Now if you'll excuse me..

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Hare Rama Hare Rama
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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #40 on: May 25, 2011, 02:32:55 PM
Quote from: wvd1979 on May 24, 2011, 03:11:10 PM
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  A California preacher who foretold of the world's end only to see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21. 

 :salute: Godspeed.

Damn!  That's my wedding anniversary. >:(


How am I gonna top that? :-\

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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #41 on: May 25, 2011, 08:19:35 PM
What type of wine goes best with Armageddon?

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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #42 on: May 25, 2011, 08:33:55 PM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on May 25, 2011, 08:19:35 PM
What type of wine goes best with Armageddon?

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Barolo  :drool: :drink:
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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #43 on: May 26, 2011, 03:14:58 AM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on May 25, 2011, 08:19:35 PM
What type of wine goes best with Armageddon?

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thunderbird or mad dog 20/20  >:D
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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #44 on: May 26, 2011, 05:54:29 AM
see all the good people were taken on the 21st and we're all that's left! :ahhh

I knew you all were evil :pok: ;)


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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #45 on: May 26, 2011, 08:42:41 AM
Quote from: WhichDawg on May 26, 2011, 05:54:29 AM
see all the good people were taken on the 21st and we're all that's left! :ahhh

I knew you all were evil :pok: ;)

Or....

The sinners were taken on the 21st and we're all that's left  :angel:
             

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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #46 on: May 27, 2011, 08:16:09 AM
Quote from: cerbera147 on May 26, 2011, 08:42:41 AM
Quote from: WhichDawg on May 26, 2011, 05:54:29 AM
see all the good people were taken on the 21st and we're all that's left! :ahhh

I knew you all were evil :pok: ;)

Or....

The sinners were taken on the 21st and we're all that's left  :angel:
.....or not. >:D
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Re: World To End Today May 21st
Reply #47 on: May 27, 2011, 05:08:20 PM
 A minister friend of mine started her sermon last Sunday with, ”Well, we’re all still here. I guess we didn’t make the cut!


I was looking forward to the post-rapture looting. A new car would have been nice. Oh well.
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