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I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf 42304

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I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
« on: June 19, 2011, 04:46:26 AM »
As the tuitle says, this ids the threadf to write in when youy are totaly smurfed out from alcohol . I have just gotten from a night omn the town with a religiouse discusion with a mnuslim cavb driver that was quite enligtening, I have had WAY to much to drink so please excuse me of my drunkenne. BTW, I realy locve SOG and think thjat they should get a permament stand with LM at the smihsonian.

I hearby end rthis conversation by saying  Peace and long life, live long and prosper,

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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2011, 06:52:37 AM »
Now this is a funny post  :rofl: :rofl:

Gmail has a feature called 'Mail Goggles' whereby it ask you some basic maths to check if you should be emailing under the influence. This clearly needs to be rolled out across the web and beyond  :ahhh   :rofl: :cheers:

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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2011, 02:27:36 PM »
HOW ARE YOU FEELING THIS MORNING KENNETH??

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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2011, 02:38:21 PM »
well according to his facebook status his head hurts  :pok:  :D

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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2011, 03:01:12 PM »
LOL.  I like this topic.

I bet Medic doesn't even remember making this thread.  :drink:

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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2011, 04:10:30 PM »
lol, i just smoked a big fat cuban cigar i was given a few weeks ago, and now im light headed, im a light weight these days  :ahhh  :ahhh  i wonder what was in it  :think:  :D
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2011, 04:52:56 PM »
lol, i just smoked a big fat cuban cigar i was given a few weeks ago, and now im light headed, im a light weight these days  :ahhh  :ahhh  i wonder what was in it  :think:  :D

Ughh... I've been trying to cut back on my cigar intake but your post just put me in the mood for a couple now.  ;)  I have some nicely aged Edicion Limitadas that are just taunting me right now.  :drool:

Time to get smurfed-faced!  :cheers:

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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2011, 04:57:22 PM »
lol, i just smoked a big fat cuban cigar i was given a few weeks ago, and now im light headed, im a light weight these days  :ahhh  :ahhh  i wonder what was in it  :think:  :D

Ughh... I've been trying to cut back on my cigar intake but your post just put me in the mood for a couple now.  ;)  I have some nicely aged Edicion Limitadas that are just taunting me right now.  :drool:

Time to get smurfed-faced!  :cheers:

 :D  :tu:  not sure what make mine was and threw away the little paper bit, i smoked one the other day while in the middle of nowhere while on a bike ride, it just seemed right  :D ive none left now  :-\
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2011, 05:04:29 PM »
Do you remember what the cigar band looked like?  I could probably guess the brand based on the description of the band.

Smoking a cigar while you were on a bike ride?  Nice.  :cheers:

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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2011, 05:08:28 PM »
Do you remember what the cigar band looked like?  I could probably guess the brand based on the description of the band.

Smoking a cigar while you were on a bike ride?  Nice.  :cheers:

 :D nope my youngest took a liking too it and asked if she could have it  ::)  ill go and search my backpack too see if the other one is in there  :tu:
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2011, 05:10:29 PM »
just found one in my bag, it is a El coloso  :think:  the one i just smoked i think had a red and white or silver band, this one is brown and white,  :tu: the other one was smoother , but this one was still very nice, there was a smaller one but i smoked that a week ago so no clue on that one,
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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2011, 05:26:11 PM »
the one i just smoked i think had a red and white or silver band, this one is brown and white,  :tu: the other one was smoother , but this one was still very nice, there was a smaller one but i smoked that a week ago so no clue on that one,

Red and white/silver band could be Romeo y Julieta, Hoyo de Monterrey, La Flor de Cano or possibly Cuaba.  If it was smooth, it may have been RyJ or Hoyo which are both fantastic brands.  :tu:

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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2011, 05:38:46 PM »
LOL.  I like this topic.

I bet Medic doesn't even remember making this thread.  :drink:

I have a vague memory of me doing it :P

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Like Ryan said, my head hurt :P But I thank God that we have something called aspirin and after eating a big fat burger I am starting to feel like a human being again :P

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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2011, 05:46:53 PM »
Hmmmm, just found out that I ordered a pair of boots and a t-shirt from Israel....................I have no recollection of that at all. But the boots and t-shirt are cool so I have at least good taste when I am drunk :P

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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2011, 05:56:55 PM »
Hmmmm, just found out that I ordered a pair of boots and a t-shirt from Israel....................I have no recollection of that at all. But the boots and t-shirt are cool so I have at least good taste when I am drunk :P

You better go check yourself in the mirror and make sure you don't have any new tattoos (or body piercings)!  :D

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« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2011, 06:17:01 PM »
the one i just smoked i think had a red and white or silver band, this one is brown and white,  :tu: the other one was smoother , but this one was still very nice, there was a smaller one but i smoked that a week ago so no clue on that one,

Red and white/silver band could be Romeo y Julieta, Hoyo de Monterrey, La Flor de Cano or possibly Cuaba.  If it was smooth, it may have been RyJ or Hoyo which are both fantastic brands.  :tu:

 :tu: problem now is i want more   :ahhh   :ahhh  :D
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2011, 06:34:57 PM »
lol, i just smoked a big fat cuban jamaican cigar i was given a few weeks ago, and now im light headed, im a light weight these days  :ahhh  :ahhh  i wonder what was in it  :think:  :D
Fixed..  ;) :D


Glad to hear you're getting better Kenneth..  :pok: :cheers:
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« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2011, 06:59:29 PM »
Just having a few  :rofl: beers and would like to add that cigar labels, if removed carefully, make nice and cheap rings for the little ones!

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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2011, 07:45:16 PM »
Great thread.


Oddly, my typing reads like Norwegian after I start drinking... :drink:

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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2011, 09:03:56 PM »
I have a thread simulair to this somewhere here in the break room. I started it one night when I tipped a few to many.
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« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2011, 05:44:42 AM »
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself!   :cheers:

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« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2011, 01:21:36 PM »
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself!   :cheers:

So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D

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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2011, 11:22:00 PM »
oh god i have had far too much to drink this weekend im glad im finally home and my bed is near!

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« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2011, 11:12:28 AM »
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself!   :cheers:

So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D

What happened?   :drink:   :think:

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« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2011, 02:38:39 AM »
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself!   :cheers:

So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D

What happened?   :drink:   :think:


You passed out and we stole all your tools >:D :D

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« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2011, 07:15:04 AM »
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself!   :cheers:

So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D

What happened?   :drink:   :think:


You passed out and we stole all your tools >:D :D

Oh crap.  Now I'm gonna have to buy a whole new collection.  Wait, that sounds like a hell of a lot of fun!


BTW I am on beer #8 right now(don't judge me, I have a terrible stressful job) and we will see how drunk and disorderly I can get tonight!  Maybe not too drunk because I don't have anymore beer other than my wife's fu fu crap, but hey, it has alcky-hol in it so you knever now! 

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« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2011, 07:57:59 AM »
Ok.  Do NOT try to close the blade of a sideclip(or any MT for that matter) one handed after drinking.  It will end with stitches.  Ask me how I know.

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I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2011, 06:34:15 PM »
How do you know?
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« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2011, 02:15:49 AM »
 :twak:

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« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2011, 02:48:47 PM »
You said to ask.  :pok:

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