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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #690 on: September 25, 2016, 12:18:29 PM
last night tequila was involved. for some reason i remember trying to ride one of those floor polisher things
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #691 on: September 25, 2016, 02:31:23 PM
last night tequila was involved. for some reason i remember trying to ride one of those floor polisher things

I've sworn off tequila for a reason ::)
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #692 on: September 25, 2016, 05:57:20 PM
last time i drank it was some 9 or 10 years ago. one of the best nights of my life. at least i think since i can't remember most of it.

that's the only issue i have with tequila - memory lapses
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #693 on: September 26, 2016, 05:18:23 AM
last time i drank it was some 9 or 10 years ago. one of the best nights of my life. at least i think since i can't remember most of it.

that's the only issue i have with tequila - memory lapses
I had a similar experience involving Everclear some years back.  I had a great night, but don't remember all of it.  Thankfully my wife was there and filled me in on what I couldn't remember.  Sounded like I continued to have a fun time.  That was actually the last time I partied like that, but that was a wedding after party (a friend's), so it was fun.

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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #694 on: September 26, 2016, 12:33:43 PM
Well it's always good when you can go on. And when someone fills you in with what happened
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #695 on: December 20, 2016, 10:27:01 PM
some collage anniversary. drank a bunch of my professors under the table. only now i can't sit on the bed without falling off
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Reply #696 on: December 20, 2016, 10:27:59 PM
wait can we get some sort of merit badge for this?
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #697 on: December 25, 2016, 06:46:18 AM
wait can we get some sort of merit badge for this?

You should be able to get a merit badge for falling from a sitting position on a bed.   :tu:

I'm working on my christmas eve drunkeness.  I'm only 3 beers in, so it's a bit far off yet. 


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Reply #698 on: December 25, 2016, 11:16:37 AM
wait can we get some sort of merit badge for this?

You should be able to get a merit badge for falling from a sitting position on a bed.   :tu:

I'm working on my christmas eve drunkeness.  I'm only 3 beers in, so it's a bit far off yet. 

well you're not really buzzed 'till you have to grab the floor to not fall off from all the spinning
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #699 on: December 25, 2016, 06:59:38 PM
drunk a lot - had a nap - ready for more
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #700 on: December 25, 2016, 09:04:13 PM
good man
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #701 on: December 25, 2016, 11:17:38 PM
I forgot to post after the smurf facedness happened.  I will try again tonight, maybe I can remember!


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #702 on: August 05, 2017, 10:24:05 AM
Well it's about time to bring this thread up to speed...

If I'm not already, I will be totally smurffaced at some time this day, so do not be alarmed by all the silly smurf I'll be posting!

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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #703 on: August 05, 2017, 11:39:24 AM
we're not really all that coherent anyways ;)
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #704 on: August 09, 2017, 01:33:43 AM
Well, I am sitting here and enjoying this ecological Swedish beer while watching game of thrones. Not totally smurfe faced, but starting to get there

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Reply #705 on: August 11, 2017, 07:15:37 PM
Well, I am sitting here and enjoying this ecological Swedish beer while watching game of thrones. Not totally smurfe faced, but starting to get there (Image removed from quote.)

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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #706 on: December 07, 2017, 09:12:18 AM
I'm drinking Jägermeister tonight.


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #707 on: December 07, 2017, 09:12:37 AM
You've been warned!


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #708 on: December 07, 2017, 09:13:56 AM
It's night over there now?
I just opened my eyes...


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #709 on: December 07, 2017, 09:14:32 AM
It's night over there now?
I just opened my eyes...

Strike one!!


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #710 on: December 07, 2017, 09:15:25 AM
Oh great Wearer of the Cloak of Band-aye-eed, where you at buddy?


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #711 on: December 07, 2017, 09:31:18 AM
That was not a strike!
The pitcher can't throw! :rant:


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Reply #712 on: December 07, 2017, 09:38:04 AM
That was not a strike!
The pitcher can't throw! :rant:

Strike two!!


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #713 on: December 07, 2017, 10:32:50 AM
Aaaah f*ck it!
I'll just sit this one out on the bench :rant:


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #714 on: December 07, 2017, 10:43:49 AM
 :rofl:   :cheers:


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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #715 on: December 07, 2017, 11:24:36 AM
 :rofl:
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #716 on: December 07, 2017, 02:56:10 PM
Drunk Facebooking is just the best, I realized recently I'm the naughty Funcle in the family, and as the next generation get's old enough to open their own FB accounts they are not allowed to send me friend requests!  :rofl:

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'Cause I tell it like it is!  :cheers: .......and I use a word spelled s-m-u-r-f than rhymes with "duck" quite a lot  :rofl:

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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #717 on: December 07, 2017, 03:06:26 PM
Drunk Facebooking is just the best, I realized recently I'm the naughty Funcle in the family, and as the next generation get's old enough to open their own FB accounts they are not allowed to send me friend requests!  :rofl:

 :drink:

'Cause I tell it like it is!  :cheers: .......and I use a word spelled s-m-u-r-f than rhymes with "duck" quite a lot  :rofl:

 :facepalm:

Truck, chuck, luck, muck, yuck, buck... ???    ??? :think: :ahhh

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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #718 on: December 07, 2017, 03:33:35 PM
Drunk Facebooking is just the best, I realized recently I'm the naughty Funcle in the family, and as the next generation get's old enough to open their own FB accounts they are not allowed to send me friend requests!  :rofl:

 :drink:

'Cause I tell it like it is!  :cheers: .......and I use a word spelled s-m-u-r-f than rhymes with "duck" quite a lot  :rofl:

 :facepalm:

Truck, chuck, luck, muck, yuck, buck... ???    ??? :think: :ahhh

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Ruck, suck, smuck, tuck............f*ck it, I can't figure it out.
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Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Reply #719 on: December 07, 2017, 04:17:38 PM
ofc you guys have a party on the only day where I have to be serious
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