I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf

Beerplumber · **Reply #90 on:** October 02, 2011, 01:30:25 AM

Beer number six or seven , football game stamps took it 30 to 3 I believe so stuck with Canadian and coots light all day except for a stray grasshopper. No pics u r lucky ppl

Beerplumber · **Reply #91 on:** October 02, 2011, 01:35:22 AM

Tactical football sweater = beer soaked pockets from the smuggle mission and then add peanuts to said beer. Auto correct I

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captain spaulding · **Reply #92 on:** October 02, 2011, 02:01:06 AM

Are you watching the CFL?

ryan1835 · **Reply #93 on:** October 02, 2011, 09:30:19 PM

Quote from: AHB on October 01, 2011, 11:08:45 PM

Quote from: ryan1835 on October 01, 2011, 10:39:48 PM
im actually scared to look at my bank balance after last night, oops
Ahh, I remember those days..

Really? I don't think you drank enough then, because that was yesterday and I ddont remember a thing

Beerplumber · **Reply #94 on:** October 03, 2011, 12:58:39 AM

Quote from: captain spaulding on October 02, 2011, 02:01:06 AM

Are you watching the CFL?

yup stamps vs riders... "watching"? Not sure but I was there anyways

captain spaulding · **Reply #95 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:19:02 AM

Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING WITH ME.

First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe

dks · **Reply #96 on:** October 14, 2011, 08:59:47 PM

Just drinking some Zivania... when the weather gets cold (below 30C here) it is sweeet....

AHB · **Reply #97 on:** October 15, 2011, 10:28:45 PM

Quote from: captain spaulding on October 13, 2011, 11:19:02 AM

Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING WITH ME.

First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe

Besides Flipper here.?

ryan1835 · **Reply #98 on:** October 16, 2011, 01:37:28 AM

m cya later!Well on my way think I'm on my tenth pint!

captain spaulding · **Reply #99 on:** October 16, 2011, 02:01:40 AM

Quote from: AHB on October 15, 2011, 10:28:45 PM

Quote from: captain spaulding on October 13, 2011, 11:19:02 AM
Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING WITH ME.

First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe
Besides Flipper here.?

What?

jerseydevil · **Reply #100 on:** October 16, 2011, 02:15:02 AM

Quote from: captain spaulding on October 16, 2011, 02:01:40 AM

Quote from: AHB on October 15, 2011, 10:28:45 PM
Quote from: captain spaulding on October 13, 2011, 11:19:02 AM
Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING WITH ME.

First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe
Besides Flipper here.?

What?

such a great movie.

captain spaulding · **Reply #101 on:** October 16, 2011, 02:20:26 AM

Quote from: jerseydevil on October 16, 2011, 02:15:02 AM

Quote from: captain spaulding on October 16, 2011, 02:01:40 AM
Quote from: AHB on October 15, 2011, 10:28:45 PM
Quote from: captain spaulding on October 13, 2011, 11:19:02 AM
Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING WITH ME.

First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe
Besides Flipper here.?

What?

such a great movie.

You stoner.

jerseydevil · **Reply #102 on:** October 16, 2011, 02:44:15 AM

Quote from: captain spaulding on October 16, 2011, 02:20:26 AM

You stoner.

Me?!? Never! Well, perhaps not NEVER

. How about, not anymore

.

captain spaulding · **Reply #103 on:** October 16, 2011, 02:59:20 AM

Quote from: jerseydevil on October 16, 2011, 02:44:15 AM

Quote from: captain spaulding on October 16, 2011, 02:20:26 AM

You stoner.
Me?!? Never! Well, perhaps not NEVER . How about, not anymore .

Hey i'm not judging you.

I am a cop though and you just admitted using drugs......

Did your heart just start pounding....

Yup your a stoner.

I'm not really a cop by the way. I clown around to much.

Beerplumber · **Reply #104 on:** October 16, 2011, 03:14:37 AM

"...and some chips man... Some sour cream and onion chips man... With some dip yeah!"

jerseydevil · **Reply #105 on:** October 16, 2011, 03:24:16 AM

Quote from: Beerplumber on October 16, 2011, 03:14:37 AM

"...and some chips man... Some sour cream and onion chips man... With some dip yeah!"

Jim Breuer is the perfect film stoner. And any movie that has Tommy Chong playing a character known as the Squirrel Master is just up there in my book

.

captain spaulding · **Reply #106 on:** October 16, 2011, 03:41:33 AM

Quote from: jerseydevil on October 16, 2011, 03:24:16 AM

Quote from: Beerplumber on October 16, 2011, 03:14:37 AM
"...and some chips man... Some sour cream and onion chips man... With some dip yeah!"
Jim Breuer is the perfect film stoner. And any movie that has Tommy Chong playing a character known as the Squirrel Master is just up there in my book .

HAHAHA I forgot about the Squirrel Master.

"I'm somebody's BI#&*."

ryan1835 · **Reply #107 on:** October 16, 2011, 10:52:47 PM

Quote from: ryan1835 on October 16, 2011, 01:37:28 AM

m cya later!Well on my way think I'm on my tenth pint!

oh so i did post last night.

I did not feel too great today

Gareth · **Reply #108 on:** October 16, 2011, 11:13:46 PM

Quote from: ryan1835 on October 16, 2011, 10:52:47 PM

Quote from: ryan1835 on October 16, 2011, 01:37:28 AM
m cya later!Well on my way think I'm on my tenth pint!

oh so i did post last night.

I did not feel too great today

HOW'S THE HEAD RYAN?

ryan1835 · **Reply #109 on:** October 16, 2011, 11:20:15 PM

surprisingly i didn't have a headache i have just felt like death all day, i was actually doing track repairs on a 10 1/4 gauge railway earlier. yes i was struggling not going out for two nights in a row again for a while!

Mercury · **Reply #110 on:** October 17, 2011, 01:56:34 AM

I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night. I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me. I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks. NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!

captain spaulding · **Reply #111 on:** October 17, 2011, 04:24:26 AM

Quote from: Mercury on October 17, 2011, 01:56:34 AM

I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night. I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me. I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks. NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!

I love having a beer while watching the football game. It doesn't really get any better than that.

Mercury · **Reply #112 on:** October 17, 2011, 04:26:24 AM

Quote from: captain spaulding on October 17, 2011, 04:24:26 AM

Quote from: Mercury on October 17, 2011, 01:56:34 AM
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night. I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me. I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks. NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!

I love having a beer while watching the football game. It doesn't really get any better than that.

When they win it does. My cowboys blew it in the last minute of play today.

captain spaulding · **Reply #113 on:** October 17, 2011, 05:15:53 AM

Quote from: Mercury on October 17, 2011, 04:26:24 AM

Quote from: captain spaulding on October 17, 2011, 04:24:26 AM
Quote from: Mercury on October 17, 2011, 01:56:34 AM
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night. I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me. I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks. NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!

I love having a beer while watching the football game. It doesn't really get any better than that.

When they win it does. My cowboys blew it in the last minute of play today.

Damn that sucks. My Raiders pulled through with another win.

Mercury · **Reply #114 on:** October 17, 2011, 10:28:13 AM

Glad you had a good Sunday then!

papa_mcb · **Reply #115 on:** October 18, 2011, 12:05:33 AM

Quote from: Mercury on October 17, 2011, 01:56:34 AM

I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night. I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me. I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks. NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!

I think i got you covered on this one, if you do a line of cocaine in front of them before opening the beer I promise they wont judge you for drinking the beer

Mercury · **Reply #116 on:** October 18, 2011, 01:08:09 AM

Quote from: papa_mcb on October 18, 2011, 12:05:33 AM

Quote from: Mercury on October 17, 2011, 01:56:34 AM
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night. I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me. I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks. NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!

I think i got you covered on this one, if you do a line of cocaine in front of them before opening the beer I promise they wont judge you for drinking the beer

I think I have a solution for this evening: I bought two pints of Jack Daniel's, and allowed only one to be seen. I will slowly drink one of them tonight and ensure that both are half full so that the one they can find makes it look like I only had half, which is about two and a half drinks. I'm on vacation too Dammit, I want to get sloshed!!

Beerplumber · **Reply #117 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:50:05 AM

I think we won to ight, too many clothes in, figured it'd be cold but oh we'll, pretty good night got to hang in the private club

Beerplumber · **Reply #118 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:50:42 AM

Stupid mail takes too long eh

Beerplumber · **Reply #119 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:52:01 AM

Gotta woe that, oh desr

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