Who wants an Eatensil?

J-sews · **on:** July 02, 2011, 03:47:47 PM

From the web:

The Eatensil puts all the tools an English glutton needs into one hard-to-use package This is the Eatensil, a multitool for fast food. Currently being hawked to manufacturers by British takeaway (takeout) website Just Eat, the tool is obviously designed to tackle British-style takeout, but I’d argue that the idea is flawed from the beginning, whichever country it is designed for. The oversized Swiss-Army-Knife style tool includes a knife, a fork and a spoon, a beer-bottle opener, a pizza wheel, chopsticks and a small wooden fork for eating fish and chips (which is totally the best way to eat fish and chips). In short, everything you need for an impromptu meal (unless you prefer wine)

Makes my tummy growl just looking at it

Chako · **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2011, 03:52:47 PM

That is so over the top ridiculous...I would have to get myself one when it comes on the market.

Threeme2189 · **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:23:01 PM

One word.
Weird

AHB · **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:53:33 PM

It has a Freakin' PIZZAWHEEL...

MultiMat · **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2011, 04:54:35 PM

Good to see the fella who designed the Vic Sportsratchet finally found another job

.

MAD MAD MAD

I think I want one

dks · **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2011, 05:06:04 PM

Obviously, none of you have eaten at a British restaurant…

Ashley · **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2011, 06:18:35 PM

I like the pizza cutter best.

WhichDawg · **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2011, 06:24:57 PM

the Brits eat pizza and Chinese food?!

and looks a little big for the pocket

Mr. Whippy · **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2011, 07:25:53 PM

Needs a bigger handle.

PyroJames · **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2011, 08:06:28 PM

Mmm... I'm in the mood for some good fish and chips now.

El Rago · **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2011, 09:49:07 PM

no EDCing this one, eh?

Chako · **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2011, 09:53:02 PM

I can see EDCing this monster in my front pocket.

Why sir, are you just happy to see me or...

Hmmm...should be safer then the Gerber Recoil come to think of it.

theonew · **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2011, 10:36:53 PM

Daft. Having the same separate implements altogether would probably take up less space

J-sews · **Reply #13 on:** July 03, 2011, 02:41:49 AM

Quote from: MultiMat on July 02, 2011, 04:54:35 PM

Good to see the fella who designed the Vic Sportsratchet finally found another job .

That's funny Mat!

David · **Reply #14 on:** July 03, 2011, 11:24:22 PM

May be to big to EDC but it will fit right in the Bug Out Bag.

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #15 on:** July 03, 2011, 11:30:41 PM

I simply MUST have one!

Def

jekostas · **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2011, 12:37:50 AM

That thing is completely ridiculous. Does it come with it's own backpack to haul it around in?

AimlessWanderer · **Reply #17 on:** July 04, 2011, 01:17:36 AM

Many things make me proud to be British .... that's not one of them!!

turnsouth · **Reply #18 on:** July 04, 2011, 02:12:45 AM

I definitely want one, but the first image that popped into my head was of Rowan Atkinson sitting down at the most exclusive restaurant in England, and pulling one out of his vest pocket.

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