When I die

[Sparky415]

When I die I want these two to take me out on the town   

That’s a proper Wake! Bars and strip clubs   

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14954478

[J-sews]

Same here!! What a couple of great mates!





As opposed to the department spokesman:
He added: "This isn't anything you want to have happen to a loved one. You want them treated with respect in death."

What a stick in the mud.

[Chako]

Weekend at Bernies! 

[edcgear]

Weekend at Bernies! 

  Love that one 

[captain spaulding]

Weekend at Bernies! 

HAHA Nice. Play some music quick. 

[Sparky415]

I was thinking that when I read it 

[Heinz Doofenshmirtz]

For me, I'm gonna have a separate service, invite all my enemies who will want to celebrate my death, and have them served liver and onions with gatorade. 

[sawman]

They can have my formerly pickled liver 

[AHB]

True story from Denmark.. 

Dead dad on the motorcycle
 It's not just abroad that the people running around with corpses. At home was Flemming Pedersen famous when in 1998 he carried away the corpse of his 86-year-old father, clothed him crash helmet and leather clothing, and gave him a ride in the back seat of his big Harley Davidson motorcycle. He also dragged the corpse of his father with a cafe in Copenhagen before he voluntarily surrendered at the police station in Frederikssund.
Google translate

[Sparky415]

I'm making a 'when Im dead' list now 

Start off in a bar    then on to a strip club followed by a police chase on the back of a Harley 

[Ashley]

I'm making a 'when Im dead' list now 

Start off in a bar    then on to a strip club followed by a police chase on the back of a Harley 

    

[Sparky415]

Thanks for laughing Ashley, I thought I might have crossed the line 


 

[Ashley]

Thanks for laughing Ashley, I thought I might have crossed the line 


 

Well it was quite funny. But what do I know I've never been in a bar.  I made a promise to my mom when I was 18 I would never enter one (she's 52 and has never been in one) well I'm 23 and have never seen the inside of one. 

Weird I know but I'm kinda proud of it. 

[Sparky415]

Thanks for laughing Ashley, I thought I might have crossed the line 


 

Well it was quite funny. But what do I know I've never been in a bar.  I made a promise to my mom when I was 18 I would never enter one (she's 52 and has never been in one) well I'm 23 and have never seen the inside of one. 

Weird I know but I'm kinda proud of it. 

  When I'm dead you are nominated to take me 
Have you got a Harley? 

[captain spaulding]

Thanks for laughing Ashley, I thought I might have crossed the line 


 

Well it was quite funny. But what do I know I've never been in a bar.  I made a promise to my mom when I was 18 I would never enter one (she's 52 and has never been in one) well I'm 23 and have never seen the inside of one. 

Weird I know but I'm kinda proud of it. 

NEVER!!!! Well some bars can be quite nice and others can be........ we will leave it at that.

[Ashley]

Thanks for laughing Ashley, I thought I might have crossed the line 


 

Well it was quite funny. But what do I know I've never been in a bar.  I made a promise to my mom when I was 18 I would never enter one (she's 52 and has never been in one) well I'm 23 and have never seen the inside of one. 

Weird I know but I'm kinda proud of it. 

  When I'm dead you are nominated to take me 
Have you got a Harley? 

Nope no Harley. Maybe I'll get one for the occassion. Just give me a few days notice.   

[Ashley]

NEVER!!!! Well some bars can be quite nice and others can be........ we will leave it at that.

Thats right. NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[captain spaulding]

NEVER!!!! Well some bars can be quite nice and others can be........ we will leave it at that.

Thats right. NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think not going is actually a good thing so no worries. 

[edcgear]

Serbian movie Mrtav 'Ladan (Dead Cold) - black comedy:

"Lemi and Kiza are the brothers who have been tasked to bring their dead grandfather from Belgrade to Vrsac, having spent all their money, they decided to smuggle the body by train. They dress grandfather and put it on the train and tell everyone that grandfather a sleeping. After Lemi and Kiza went to drink in the dining car, drug dealer Limeni fearing police, inserts drug package in grandfather's pocket. The train suddenly brakes and the case falls directly on the grandfather's head. Other passengers, thinking that it killed grandfather, frantically throw his body out the window, under the pretext that the grandfather got up and walked out. Then a search for grandfather's body starts, but it will not be easy."



(Sorry no translation)

[Sparky415]

That film looks funny to me Gojkan