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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #30 on: December 22, 2007, 02:57:26 AM
I'm off as of right now... I don't have to go back until the 2nd :)

Here's a pic of the girl Micky is trying to hook up with!

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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #31 on: December 22, 2007, 03:25:11 AM
She gets around, that one! I think I had her a long time ago.  :o :D

I'm off for Christmas because the store is closed and I don't expect any client calls on Christmas day. If they do call, the bill will scare them off to wait until the next day.  ;)

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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #32 on: December 22, 2007, 09:43:16 AM
I'm off as of right now... I don't have to go back until the 2nd :)

Here's a pic of the girl Micky is trying to hook up with!

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She's quite the looker ain't she :D
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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #33 on: December 22, 2007, 12:21:45 PM
I'm off as of right now... I don't have to go back until the 2nd :)

Here's a pic of the girl Micky is trying to hook up with!

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She's quite the looker ain't she :D

I'm jealous!  :D
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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #34 on: December 22, 2007, 01:39:10 PM
I'm off as of right now... I don't have to go back until the 2nd :)

Here's a pic of the girl Micky is trying to hook up with!

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She's quite the looker ain't she :D

I'm jealous!  :D

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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #35 on: December 22, 2007, 03:17:54 PM
Why I think she's perfect just the way she is :D.BTW I will have the deep joy of working xmas day boxing day but will be off 31st and 1st.MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL


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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #36 on: December 22, 2007, 04:06:31 PM
I'm off as of right now... I don't have to go back until the 2nd :)

Here's a pic of the girl Micky is trying to hook up with!

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She's quite the looker ain't she :D


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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #37 on: December 22, 2007, 04:08:17 PM
Why I think she's perfect just the way she is :D.BTW I will have the deep joy of working xmas day boxing day but will be off 31st and 1st.MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL

That sucks ( you working ,not the doll . Although I imagine she most probably does  :D ) do you think you will be busy ?

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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #38 on: December 22, 2007, 04:49:32 PM
hmm shy and has issues, sounds like Mister Trust to the rescue Micky! Humor would really smooth your way bro;

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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #39 on: December 22, 2007, 04:51:36 PM
3.  Am I pleased to see you, or have I got a canoe in my pocket?!
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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #40 on: December 22, 2007, 07:13:31 PM
More pick up lines for Micky...

4. Pardon me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

5. Why don't we go back to my place and do all the things I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?

6.  Since you've already given away your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #41 on: December 22, 2007, 07:24:47 PM
Why I think she's perfect just the way she is :D.BTW I will have the deep joy of working xmas day boxing day but will be off 31st and 1st.MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL

That sucks ( you working ,not the doll . Although I imagine she most probably does  :D ) do you think you will be busy ?

Dunc
Shouldn,t be too bad as I'm early shift it's usually about tea time that the drunken domestics start.But you never know Jocks+more booze than normal+family tension=recipe for disaster


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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #42 on: December 22, 2007, 07:41:49 PM
Jock do you work in the city or in a rural area ? I guess both offer there good and bad pionts . There is a policeman over a Britishblades ( username Ross ) who is up in Scotland , I dont know if your a member over there or not .

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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #43 on: December 22, 2007, 07:47:35 PM
I work in the west of Glasgow afraid I don't know the chap at British Blades I may need to register over there is it worthwhile ?
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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #44 on: December 22, 2007, 08:03:57 PM
I work in the west of Glasgow afraid I don't know the chap at British Blades I may need to register over there is it worthwhile ?

Yes I think so , they are a great bunch and its a world on knowledge if your into knifemaking ( although I'm not ) . The site taught me alot and I owe alot to it for the things I've learnt and also the way forums work too . There is some very nice people over there some of whom are members here to.I have a big interest in knives but over the years multitools and SAK's have become the main attention to me so hence me bumping into Def and now spending most of my internet time on this site .Another thing both forums have in common is that they are polite and well run . I wont name the other forums but you know who they are , where things can get quite nasty with people slagging each other off .

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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #45 on: December 22, 2007, 08:13:12 PM
I have to work tonight, then I am off until Thursday.  I imagine I'll be working more nights than usual after that for the New Year's festivities.  Good thing I like my job or I'd be pretty upset about that!

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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #46 on: December 22, 2007, 08:17:45 PM
Stay Safe Boss and enjoy all those drunk women who want to flirt with the door staff


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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #47 on: December 22, 2007, 08:20:29 PM
That's the biggest up shot of the job!

Of course with all the Christmas lights they hung in the bar the women have to drink twice as much to find me attractive!  :drink:

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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #48 on: December 22, 2007, 08:49:53 PM
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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #49 on: December 22, 2007, 10:12:30 PM
I'm off work for 4 days, back on Weds-Thurs-Fri, then another 4 day break for New Years!  :cheers:


I wish that were my schedule for the rest of the year  :-\
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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #50 on: December 23, 2007, 10:20:39 PM
Well here's an update on the whole party thing...I've got man flu :(, I've dosed myself up on as many cold and flu remadies I can, and hoping for the best, (still got the shakes).

Mind you having a big red hooter's not going to help ::)

As for chat up lines, does anybody still use them ???
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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #51 on: December 23, 2007, 10:55:13 PM
Well here's an update on the whole party thing...I've got man flu :(, I've dosed myself up on as many cold and flu remadies I can, and hoping for the best, (still got the shakes).

Mind you having a big red hooter's not going to help ::)

As for chat up lines, does anybody still use them ???

Chat up lines ? yeh sure everyone uses them  :D  Just walse in there and say " Hey babe nice dress , gonna look great on my bedroom floor in the morning "

Sure way to pull  ;)

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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #52 on: December 23, 2007, 10:58:15 PM
sorry to hear that Micky, could be psychological, new hottie, rusty at the game! but I hope you feel better bro, we'll burn a special "heal" candle for you (ancient indian remedy :D )

I'm sure the pick up lines will never go out of style, part of the mating game mate. just some have refined it some, more humor then silly pick up line because humor is always a good ice breaker.

5. Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
6. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
7. (Drop an ice cube and say) 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is Micky!


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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #53 on: December 24, 2007, 10:25:39 AM
sorry to hear that Micky, could be psychological, new hottie, rusty at the game! but I hope you feel better bro, we'll burn a special "heal" candle for you (ancient indian remedy :D )

I'm sure the pick up lines will never go out of style, part of the mating game mate. just some have refined it some, more humor then silly pick up line because humor is always a good ice breaker.

5. Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
6. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
7. (Drop an ice cube and say) 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is Micky!
Nope...not psychological, very real unfortunatly :cry:, so you'd best light a second and a third candle for me :D
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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #54 on: December 24, 2007, 11:49:52 AM
she'll light one for you mate!


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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #55 on: December 24, 2007, 02:44:28 PM
she'll light one for you mate!


OOOh mike likey >:D

Eh they be proper curves on her :)
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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #56 on: December 24, 2007, 03:10:16 PM
Very nice! :drool: :gimme:
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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #57 on: December 27, 2007, 05:58:08 AM
did Micky get better and ever make the party?


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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #58 on: December 27, 2007, 11:25:08 AM
did Micky get better and ever make the party?
Nope I was too sick, but I phoned my friend who's party it was, and that girl never bloody turned up anyway ::) (one of her kids wasn't very well) so all that fuss over nothing :D
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Re: Who else has finished work for Christmas
Reply #59 on: December 27, 2007, 12:09:52 PM
awwwh! you would have wowed her Micky! one way or another  ;)


 

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