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us Offline turnsouth

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Who does she think she is?
on: September 29, 2011, 02:11:29 AM
So today my wife brings home this delicious looking pecan roll, the kind grandma used to make in the hills of Pennsylvania.
And I'm thinking "What? I'm not fat enough already!" :rant:

I just hope she's not expecting me to eat it >:(






I got to go wash, I got all this gooey pecan stuff on my fingers...
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Re: Who does she think she is?
Reply #1 on: September 29, 2011, 02:18:47 AM
I feel you bro.  My wife is pregnant so she craves smurfin pizza all the time.  I am pushing my scary weight and she wants me to eat pizza.  I am usually sad that I have to eat a salad while she orders her darn pizza.  Man I want some pizza.
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Who does she think she is?
Reply #2 on: September 29, 2011, 02:27:33 AM
Well if you don't need it send it to me. I eat everything in site and still don't gain :)   I'm sure it will hit the spot.
If I remember correctly, wait, what was I saying?
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Re: Who does she think she is?
Reply #3 on: September 29, 2011, 07:42:59 AM
The things a guy has to do to keep the wife happy... :-\



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Re: Who does she think she is?
Reply #4 on: September 29, 2011, 01:25:05 PM
We could do an international pass around.... where should I send my address? :D


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Re: Who does she think she is?
Reply #5 on: September 29, 2011, 01:34:29 PM
Quote from: Mercury on September 29, 2011, 02:18:47 AM
I feel you bro.  My wife is pregnant so she craves smurfin pizza all the time. 
Mine craved pizza all the time too..which is weird because she normally aint crazy about pizza.
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Re: Who does she think she is?
Reply #6 on: September 29, 2011, 01:37:53 PM
Quote from: turnsouth on September 29, 2011, 02:11:29 AM
So today my wife brings home this delicious looking pecan roll, the kind grandma used to make in the hills of Pennsylvania.
And I'm thinking "What? I'm not fat enough already!" :rant:

I just hope she's not expecting me to eat it >:(






I got to go wash, I got all this gooey pecan stuff on my fingers...
You are a good man, not hurting your wife by eating the pie  :D
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Re: Who does she think she is?
Reply #7 on: September 29, 2011, 01:38:56 PM
duckman said "pie" hehe.   :D
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Re: Who does she think she is?
Reply #8 on: September 29, 2011, 01:43:45 PM
Quote from: ducktapehero on September 29, 2011, 01:38:56 PM
duckman said "pie" hehe.   :D
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Re: Who does she think she is?
Reply #9 on: September 29, 2011, 01:59:16 PM
Well, in the interest of household harmony, I did the proper sacrificial thing, and have been eating my share of the roll.

It's not unlike Tolkien's Ring, you know it's evil, you know you should stay away, but when the wonderful seductiveness enters your mouth, you turn into Gollum, ready to bite off the fingers of anyone who comes near.

I am doomed...
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Reply #10 on: September 29, 2011, 08:44:27 PM
Preciousssss...

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Re: Who does she think she is?
Reply #11 on: September 29, 2011, 09:25:59 PM
Quote from: ducktapehero on September 29, 2011, 01:34:29 PM
Quote from: Mercury on September 29, 2011, 02:18:47 AM
I feel you bro.  My wife is pregnant so she craves smurfin pizza all the time. 
Mine craved pizza all the time too..which is weird because she normally aint crazy about pizza.

Damned. I think I might be pregnant...
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Re: Who does she think she is?
Reply #12 on: September 29, 2011, 10:38:18 PM
Quote from: Medic82 on September 29, 2011, 09:25:59 PM
Quote from: ducktapehero on September 29, 2011, 01:34:29 PM
Mine craved pizza all the time too..which is weird because she normally aint crazy about pizza.

Damned. I think I might be pregnant...
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Who does she think she is?
Reply #13 on: September 29, 2011, 11:32:48 PM
:rofl:
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Re: Who does she think she is?
Reply #14 on: September 30, 2011, 01:58:37 AM
Way to suck it up and take care of business. A man has to do what a man has to do. A long time ago my wife told me she wanted me fat so no one else would want me. May be your wife is thinking the same thing.
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Re: Who does she think she is?
Reply #15 on: September 30, 2011, 03:21:40 AM
Quote from: Mike 56 on September 30, 2011, 01:58:37 AM
Way to suck it up and take care of business. A man has to do what a man has to do. A long time ago my wife told me she wanted me fat so no one else would want me. May be your wife is thinking the same thing.
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