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us Offline theonew

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Spousal tool theft
on: October 11, 2011, 09:57:33 PM
Two days ago my wife comes in and says she can't find either of her Leathermans, a Squirt and a Juice. I tell her I know nothing about the missing tools :angel: She looks down on my desk and picks up my Swisstool Spirit and says, "This will do fine," and walks off :-\ I just looked around her office a little and can't find the Swisstool :o

She's away now, so should I ransack her office to retrieve the missing tool or maybe buy the big Swisstool and write off the Spirit :think:

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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #1 on: October 11, 2011, 10:08:49 PM
You now have a genuine excuse to buy a new big ole swiss tool  :D :multi:...don't ransack her office, that's like putting your hand in a hornets nest ;)...unless you can make it look like an accident >:D
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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #2 on: October 11, 2011, 10:15:07 PM
Dang, from a Juice and Squirt to a Spirit; she definitely knows how to upgrade.  :multi:

I suggest you track down a BO Spirit for yourself.  >:D

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Spousal tool theft
Reply #3 on: October 11, 2011, 10:19:20 PM
If you manage to find the tools...hide them!!! They may not show up next time.
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Spousal tool theft
Reply #4 on: October 11, 2011, 10:27:32 PM
My GF yoinked my surge one day and it gave her a nip when she closed it so most of my tools are now safe. Soo... Booby trap your tools!

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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #5 on: October 11, 2011, 10:28:01 PM
sounds like she's thinking 2 moves ahead - she 'can't find' her two leathermans...casually picking up the spirit as if she couldn't care less and any tool will do,...that is the oldest trick in the book, she and that tool are now likely over the border by now, and no government will extradite a Swisstool Spirit. 

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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #6 on: October 11, 2011, 10:37:43 PM
Lots of good advice :salute:

I think I'm going to go down the use it as an excuse for a new tool road :D

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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #7 on: October 11, 2011, 10:45:14 PM
It's nice that she likes MT's and all, but there's no excuse for stealing a man's Spirit! :ahhh 
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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #8 on: October 12, 2011, 12:35:20 AM
Quote from: Gareth on October 11, 2011, 10:45:14 PM
It's nice that she likes MT's and all, but there's no excuse for stealing a man's Spirit! :ahhh 

I've heard that a man just can't live without his Spirit...
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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #9 on: October 12, 2011, 12:46:02 AM
Quote from: Threeme2189 on October 12, 2011, 12:35:20 AM
Quote from: Gareth on October 11, 2011, 10:45:14 PM
It's nice that she likes MT's and all, but there's no excuse for stealing a man's Spirit! :ahhh 

I've heard that a man just can't live without his Spirit...

I've heard that some women like to break a man's Spirit. :cry:
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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #10 on: October 12, 2011, 01:16:55 AM
Quote from: Gareth on October 12, 2011, 12:46:02 AM
Quote from: Threeme2189 on October 12, 2011, 12:35:20 AM
Quote from: Gareth on October 11, 2011, 10:45:14 PM
It's nice that she likes MT's and all, but there's no excuse for stealing a man's Spirit! :ahhh 

I've heard that a man just can't live without his Spirit...

I've heard that some women like to break a man's Spirit. :cry:

That's not funny :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
 :)

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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #11 on: October 12, 2011, 01:18:02 AM
 :D :D
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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #12 on: October 12, 2011, 01:41:45 AM
Quote from: theonew on October 12, 2011, 01:16:55 AM
Quote from: Gareth on October 12, 2011, 12:46:02 AM
Quote from: Threeme2189 on October 12, 2011, 12:35:20 AM
Quote from: Gareth on October 11, 2011, 10:45:14 PM
It's nice that she likes MT's and all, but there's no excuse for stealing a man's Spirit! :ahhh 

I've heard that a man just can't live without his Spirit...

I've heard that some women like to break a man's Spirit. :cry:

That's not funny :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Oh yeah....it is.. :rofl:
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #13 on: October 12, 2011, 01:50:10 AM
I hear some like to crush a man's spirit.  >:D

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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #14 on: October 12, 2011, 01:53:35 AM
On a more serious note......we all know that when a woman touches your tool, your never quite the same again ::). When a woman grabs your tool and walks away, well, your heart is broken :ahhh Go get another buddy,every man needs to play with his tool :D Any way, I think your lucky....my wife never shows any interest in my tool whatsoever....cough...cough ;)
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #15 on: October 12, 2011, 01:57:00 AM
Quote from: Beerplumber on October 11, 2011, 10:27:32 PM
My GF yoinked my surge one day and it gave her a nip when she closed it so most of my tools are now safe. Soo... Booby trap your tools!

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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #16 on: October 12, 2011, 02:02:35 AM
Quote from: thesuper on October 12, 2011, 01:53:35 AM
On a more serious note......we all know that when a woman touches your tool, your never quite the same again ::). When a woman grabs your tool and walks away, well, your heart is broken :ahhh Go get another buddy,every man needs to play with his tool :D Any way, I think your lucky....my wife never shows any interest in my tool whatsoever....cough...cough ;)
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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #17 on: October 12, 2011, 02:05:04 AM
ROFL at the comments. 

And this is the perfect reason to upgrade. And to keep a few flea market/eBay cheapies where they can be seen and grabbed at any time.
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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #18 on: October 12, 2011, 04:02:41 AM
Quote from: Gareth on October 12, 2011, 02:02:35 AM
Quote from: thesuper on October 12, 2011, 01:53:35 AM
On a more serious note......we all know that when a woman touches your tool, your never quite the same again ::). When a woman grabs your tool and walks away, well, your heart is broken :ahhh Go get another buddy,every man needs to play with his tool :D Any way, I think your lucky....my wife never shows any interest in my tool whatsoever....cough...cough ;)
:rofl:
Dont laugh....its not funny....we cant all be studs....or is it rivets.... or ....whatever :ahhh
« Last Edit: October 12, 2011, 04:24:23 AM by thesuper »
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Re: Spousal tool theft
Reply #19 on: October 12, 2011, 08:12:55 AM
Quote from: thesuper on October 12, 2011, 01:53:35 AM
On a more serious note......we all know that when a woman touches your tool, your never quite the same again ::). When a woman grabs your tool and walks away, well, your heart is broken :ahhh Go get another buddy,every man needs to play with his tool :D Any way, I think your lucky....my wife never shows any interest in my tool whatsoever....cough...cough ;)

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