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Buck Fever 4317

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Buck Fever
« on: November 05, 2006, 04:56:32 AM »
Boots, coat, socks, extra socks, knife, lantern, food, beer, extra beer, sleeping bag, flashlight, long johns, playing cards, a couple of multi tools, lucky hat,...........compass........and, oh yah, my gun.

I'm headin' to deer camp next weekend. Anybody else going? 

In order to be certain of having the right tool for every job.........one must first acquire a lot of tools
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,085 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2006, 05:00:02 AM »
I wish I was going.  I don't hunt much any more since I busted up my foot and have trouble walking in the bush.  I usually just shoot paper targets nowadays.  Not much sport and they taste like crap but at least they are lowfat...

What multis are you taking?

Def

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2006, 11:41:15 PM »
I've got my lucky SuperTool and my lucky Micra, all packed up and ready to go.

(FYI: given my lack of real hunting prowess, I place a great deal of emphasis on "luck")   :)

In order to be certain of having the right tool for every job.........one must first acquire a lot of tools
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,085 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2006, 11:51:58 PM »
What o you need prowess for?  All I ever needed when hunting was a case of beer, a few friends (gotta laugh at someone!) and a grocery store on the way home so you can insist that you shot a Saskatchewan Beef Deer, and that you hit him so hard he blew into bits and the only thing left was the rump roast, which you conveniently wrapped up in a foam tray and plastic wrap you found discarded in the woods...

Def

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2006, 12:10:49 AM »
 :D

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2006, 09:36:57 PM »
Def, I think you and me should have our own hunting show....Not much hunting, but lots of beer drinking and playing with knives. (SAKs and otherwize) Ya'all wanted a "reality" show right?  :D

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2006, 09:43:53 PM »
Count me in...

Plus, like you I prefer bowhunting because it's a little harder to accidentally blow one's ear off listening to see if you can hear the ocean!

Def

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2006, 10:28:10 PM »
I soooo want to be a part of the hunting show... I can get a deer, and use my Tough "to open" Tool to field dress it.  Of course, we'd have to show the deer rotting away as I fight to get the knife blade out of the handle in order to use it...

If you took all the intestines out of your body and stretched them end to end... you would die.
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,085 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2006, 10:58:53 PM »
I think the most progressive thing that would happen on our show is Phil snagging a boogie with a multitool!

Def

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2006, 12:44:33 AM »
Ewwww...

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2006, 12:59:31 AM »
That's ok, Phil shares...

Def

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2006, 01:51:28 AM »
I think the most progressive thing that would happen on our show is Phil snagging a boogie with a multitool!

Def

Hey Bubba Def and Bubba Phil, what blade does y'all use for that sorta thing?

In order to be certain of having the right tool for every job.........one must first acquire a lot of tools
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,085 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2006, 11:43:53 AM »
Kawl me uh wussy if'n y'all lahk, but ah lahk tuh use duh sheepsfoot blades cuz them don't hurts mah brains so much when ah'z diggin too deep...

Def

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2006, 02:27:20 AM »
Anything less than a Kukuri, and you is not a man!!!  >:D

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2006, 02:31:36 AM »
 :D

In order to be certain of having the right tool for every job.........one must first acquire a lot of tools
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,085 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2006, 02:32:36 AM »
Reminds me of that old joke:

Why do apes have such big nostrils?



















Because apes have big fingers!

Def

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2006, 02:49:47 AM »
I thought it was to hold a bannaa when both hands were busy?

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2006, 02:52:31 AM »
Another one that went waaaayyyy off topic in no time!

Def

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2006, 03:22:05 AM »
Okay, back on topic:

Here's a picture I took today from the truck, while hauling a load of firewood back to our hunting cabin.


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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2006, 04:25:25 AM »
Ugh... I need to head up there to go hunting!

If you took all the intestines out of your body and stretched them end to end... you would die.
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,085 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2006, 01:39:12 PM »
There's so many deer here that folks poach them in their own yards.  DNR doesn't do much about it because they are overrunning the city.  In fact, I used to see them in town every evening when I picked up my sister from work, and yesterday while walking my dog I cam across some fresh, discarded legs dumped at a roadside rest stop.

Def

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2006, 03:40:43 PM »
Wow!!!  :o Sounds like a job for a Hobbit archer for sure!  :laugh: Are they just not hunted alot up there?

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2006, 04:38:23 PM »
Hunters bag a bunch of them, but apparently we have a great environment for them.  The cities aren't all that big, there is a fair amount of garbage and woods for them, the weather is relatively mild here, not many predators...

It's pretty hard to go out and not bag something.

Def

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2006, 01:12:45 AM »
.......It's pretty hard to go out and not bag something........

WHOA, hang on there! I can tell that you've got a LOT to learn about hunting buddy!! Rule number one: NEVER say things like that! Instead, go into great detail about how difficult it is to be successful. How the odds are nearly impossible. And how only the truly great woodsmen are able to regularly bag their buck.

Then, when you later tell everyone about the big deer you got, you'll be respected as a mighty hunter indeed!


Take my area, for instance. There are only about 5 deer for every twenty square miles. Only one guy in ten.....or maybe one guy in twenty, is able to get a deer in a given year. Why, some guys go their WHOLE LIFE without ever bagging a buck. I'm just hoping that (sigh) I can persevere and be one of the lucky ones........... ;)

In order to be certain of having the right tool for every job.........one must first acquire a lot of tools
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,085 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2006, 01:24:22 AM »
Around here if you shoot at a deer and miss you will probably get one of the ones standing behind it!  If you randomly fire off six shots into the bush with your eyes closed you will probably go home with 8 deer!

Personally I think that nothing ruins a good hunting trip like having to kill an animal, drag it's carcass out of the woods, hang it, clean and quarter it etc...

As I said before, easier to have a few drinks, wake up a few hours later and grab a roast on the way home!

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2006, 01:30:13 AM »
As I said before, easier to have a few drinks, wake up a few hours later and grab a roast on the way home!......

I do those kind of hunts the other 11-1/2 months of the year.  :D


In order to be certain of having the right tool for every job.........one must first acquire a lot of tools
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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2006, 02:33:52 AM »
Yeah...I try to be "heap big hunter dude" but I keep getting distacted..."Oh look, a pretty tree to take pics of." Click! (10 deer bust from there beds and thunder off in the next county while our hero stands there with his mouth agape) "Aw $^&^&$#&*( #^&**^$ing #$$&*( dumb @$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tune in next time, when Pete gets bored and flipps a bali song in a tree stand....

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Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,085 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2006, 02:39:09 AM »
That's why I like to hunt paper targets.  They may taste like crap but at least they are low fat and easy to clean!

Def

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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2006, 03:58:18 AM »
How'd the huntin go Bob? 
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Re: Buck Fever
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2006, 04:34:28 AM »
Despite all the incompetence I could muster, this 8-point still somehow managed to jump out in front of my bullet.  :)

(Actually, I'm happy as can be. In twenty years of deer hunting, I've never even seen one this big in the woods before.)

Venison chops at my house, you're all invited!
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