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Why I hate ex-wives... (one of many reasons...)

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Why I hate ex-wives... (one of many reasons...)
on: January 29, 2008, 03:33:31 AM
Divorce sale

Crap like this bugs the heck out of me...  I don't know the guy, and he may have been a real jerk off, but that's no reason for this woman to be a bitch about it...

I'll stop now before this turns into a full blown rant :D
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Re: Why I hate ex-wives... (one of many reasons...)
Reply #1 on: January 29, 2008, 03:38:04 AM
Wow, there goes the poor guy's whole life... 2 million cards- he's probably been collecting since he was very young!

I'm glad my collection is only worth maybe a couple of tanks of gas at the most!

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Re: Why I hate ex-wives... (one of many reasons...)
Reply #2 on: January 29, 2008, 03:58:44 AM
Man that woman is evil. I collected baseball cards when I was younger and remembered many hours of me and my friends comparing and trading cards. Good memories. Def is right this probably a large part of his life that gone now.
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Re: Why I hate ex-wives... (one of many reasons...)
Reply #3 on: January 29, 2008, 05:37:17 AM
Man, if I were a baseball card collector (thank Gos I am not), I would manage to marry that GREAT WOMAN before the cards are gone.


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Re: Why I hate ex-wives... (one of many reasons...)
Reply #4 on: January 29, 2008, 09:11:54 AM
Man, if I were a baseball card collector (thank Gos I am not), I would manage to marry that GREAT WOMAN before the cards are gone.
It's true, Ex's are a vindictive lot >:(, who ever came out with that ''woman scorned'' line was bang on the money ::)
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Re: Why I hate ex-wives... (one of many reasons...)
Reply #5 on: January 29, 2008, 09:48:53 AM
ain't luv grand.... ::)


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Re: Why I hate ex-wives... (one of many reasons...)
Reply #6 on: January 29, 2008, 09:54:30 AM
Wow, there goes the poor guy's whole life... 2 million cards- he's probably been collecting since he was very young!

I'm glad my collection is only worth maybe a couple of tanks of gas at the most!

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Your SAK/multi-tool collection is worth more.

And moren practical too!!
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Re: Why I hate ex-wives... (one of many reasons...)
Reply #7 on: January 29, 2008, 09:58:41 AM
Divorce sale

Crap like this bugs the heck out of me...  I don't know the guy, and he may have been a real jerk off, but that's no reason for this woman to be a bitch about it...

I'll stop now before this turns into a full blown rant :D

After seeing that ex wife ebay link, I am now starting to see why so many men are gay.

Can't say I blame them!!

Women!! There has to be another gender in this world!!
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 Some run from breaks of ice, and answer none:
 And some condemned for a fault alone." -William Shakespeare, King Lear (1608), Act IV, scene 6, line 169


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Re: Why I hate ex-wives... (one of many reasons...)
Reply #8 on: January 29, 2008, 10:04:13 AM
Ah women, I only love them because the other option is even less appealing (no offence gents)

Fortunately all my fortune is locked away in vaults at the bottom of the sea.


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Re: Why I hate ex-wives... (one of many reasons...)
Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 04:56:58 PM
That doesnt work either,they just date Deep Sea divers.

LOL.

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Re: Why I hate ex-wives... (one of many reasons...)
Reply #10 on: January 29, 2008, 05:05:56 PM
Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it. Thankfully I have NOTHING of value AND for all intents and purposes I'm disabled so if mine leaves she'll be the one stuck paying me money. But I think I have me a good one this time so I'll behave.  :salute:
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