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gb Offline badwolf

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What, no bottle opener
on: March 23, 2012, 01:58:31 AM
Core blimey, youth today, all got fancy phones and facebook the person next to them but non seem to have even the basic bottle opener...tonight, local woods where I take my dogs, a mixed group of lads n lass's having a few bottles of beer, well, guess what they were using as a bottle opener...the edge of the dog poop bin :o
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Re: What, no bottle opener
Reply #1 on: March 23, 2012, 06:55:48 AM
Good lord.  That's appalling.   :facepalm:
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What, no bottle opener
Reply #2 on: March 23, 2012, 09:59:45 AM
They aren't just lacking a bottle opener but also basic hygiene...

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Re: What, no bottle opener
Reply #3 on: March 23, 2012, 10:14:53 AM
Well, people kiss their dogs, right after the dogs finish licking/sniffing their rears...
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Re: What, no bottle opener
Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 11:03:19 AM
The scary part is that its been known for members of this very forum to go out ill equipped for this... cough.... tell 'em what you used Ryan :D
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Re: What, no bottle opener
Reply #5 on: March 23, 2012, 11:25:50 AM
Maybe?



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Remind me to make a video on 100 ways to open a beer. You can even open it with a piece of paper. :)
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Re: What, no bottle opener
Reply #6 on: March 23, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
Quote from: enki_ck on March 23, 2012, 11:25:50 AM
Maybe?

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:D

Remind me to make a video on 100 ways to open a beer. You can even open it with a piece of paper. :)

I am reminded of a show I saw in Thailand several years ago...

A naked woman opened a beer bottle, without using her teeth... she then used herself as a liquid container too, not using her mouth...
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Re: What, no bottle opener
Reply #7 on: March 23, 2012, 11:21:15 PM
Quote from: dks on March 23, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
Quote from: enki_ck on March 23, 2012, 11:25:50 AM
Maybe?

(Image removed from quote.)

:D

Remind me to make a video on 100 ways to open a beer. You can even open it with a piece of paper. :)

I am reminded of a show I saw in Thailand several years ago...

A naked woman opened a beer bottle, without using her teeth... she then used herself as a liquid container too, not using her mouth...
 :whistle:
:o when's the rerun ;)
« Last Edit: March 23, 2012, 11:23:04 PM by badwolf »
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Re: What, no bottle opener
Reply #8 on: March 23, 2012, 11:25:08 PM
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What, no bottle opener
Reply #9 on: March 24, 2012, 05:26:20 AM
That's the way us Aussies do things here!

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