Now don't think I'm knocking it, but it's interesting that Johnny Walker is so popular everywhere, it just doesn't sell here at all.
Old scotch joke....A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 year old scotch. The bartender looks at him and thinks "This guy wouldn't know twelve year old scotch if it bit him on the ass. He probably heard it in a movie or something, and I'm not wasting good stuff on an amateur" so he pours the guy some 1 year old scotch instead. The guy just looks at it and says "This scotch is only a year old- I wanted twelve year old scotch!"The bartender is impressed, but in hindsight thinks that one year old scotch is pretty obvious, so he pours the guy a 5 year old scotch. The guy takes the scotch and is about to drink it when he says "This smells like 5 year old scotch, I ordered 12 year old scotch!" Once again the bartender is impressed, and decides to test the guy further, so he pours the guy a 10 year old scotch. This time the glass makes it to the guy's lips, but as soon as he gets the slightest taste of it he says "Look, this is ten year old scotch. Bring me what I ordered or I'm leaving!"The bartender apologizes and brings the guy a 12 year old scotch on the house and the guy starts to drink and enjoy it, when a drunk from the other end of the var shuffles up and shoves a glass in the guy's face and says "That's amazing, here, drink this!" The guy tries to shove the drunk away, but the drunk is persistent. Finally the guy figures the only way to get rid of him is to humor the drunk so he takes the glass, shoots the drink down and immediately spits it out and throws up on the floor screaming "That was urine!"The drunk says "Of course it was, so how old am I?"Def
Wouldn't the real punch-line on MT boards be Bear Grylls sitting on the next stool down lamenting 'What a waste'?
At the moment my favorites are Weihenstephaner and Hoegaarden
I rarely drink anymore(diabetic), but I found myself at the local bottle shop and bought a fifth of Cruzan 9 Spiced Rum. I've had it before, but it's been a while, good straight or as a mixer... (Image removed from quote.)