Who is the coolest , Ninjas or Pirates

[jock1]

I vote for 'Evil Clowns'! Ok, clowns may have bad hair, but Ninjas wear those uncomfortable shoes with the big toe separate from the others and Pirates suffer from scurvy, 'nuff said. 

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I am certain this guy lives on my beat or maybe it's his sister

[Benner]

I vote for 'Evil Clowns'! Ok, clowns may have bad hair, but Ninjas wear those uncomfortable shoes with the big toe separate from the others and Pirates suffer from scurvy, 'nuff said. 

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I am certain this guy lives on my beat or maybe it's his sister

It actually looks like a member of the band Slipknot.    (I am a big fan BTW  )