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[ducktapehero]

In my younger days I was dropped into various missions by the gov't (which gov't I can't tell you) armed with nothing else than a P-38. I remember the one time I disabled a T-62 tank with one. Of course years later they made a TV show about my exploits but instead of using the P-38 the "hero" had only a Swiss Army Knife. I guess they had a contract or something with the producers. Of course you all know the show as MacGyver. But it was me with a P-38 that the show was based on.


No really, I'm not lying.


I'm serious, why would I lie about this?


I forgot to take my medication today, I like bacon. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

If you'd said you had disabled the T62 with duck tape and a P38 I might have belived you

[bobofish]

You know that show Star Trek? I invented the phaser and the warp engine.
And I also enjoy bacon.

[ducktapehero]

If you'd said you had disabled the T62 with duck tape and a P38 I might have belived you

I did use the duck tape to trap it. 

[edap617]

In my younger days I was dropped into various missions by the gov't (which gov't I can't tell you) armed with nothing else than a P-38. I remember the one time I disabled a T-62 tank with one. Of course years later they made a TV show about my exploits but instead of using the P-38 the "hero" had only a Swiss Army Knife. I guess they had a contract or something with the producers. Of course you all know the show as MacGyver. But it was me with a P-38 that the show was based on.


No really, I'm not lying.


I'm serious, why would I lie about this?

I forgot to take my medication today, I like bacon. 

Which one of the two P-38 did you use to disable a T-62 tank?

[kreskin13]

In my younger days I was dropped into various missions by the gov't (which gov't I can't tell you) armed with nothing else than a P-38. I remember the one time I disabled a T-62 tank with one. Of course years later they made a TV show about my exploits but instead of using the P-38 the "hero" had only a Swiss Army Knife. I guess they had a contract or something with the producers. Of course you all know the show as MacGyver. But it was me with a P-38 that the show was based on.


No really, I'm not lying.


I'm serious, why would I lie about this?


I forgot to take my medication today, I like bacon. 

DTH, I believe your story and I also like bacon.

Calvin

[J-sews]

In my younger days I was dropped into various missions by the gov't (which gov't I can't tell you) armed with nothing else than a P-38. I remember the one time I disabled a T-62 tank with one. Of course years later they made a TV show about my exploits but instead of using the P-38 the "hero" had only a Swiss Army Knife. I guess they had a contract or something with the producers. Of course you all know the show as MacGyver. But it was me with a P-38 that the show was based on.


No really, I'm not lying.


I'm serious, why would I lie about this?

I forgot to take my medication today, I like bacon. 

Which one of the two P-38 did you use to disable a T-62 tank?

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Hmmmm, the bottom one packs a bigger punch, but the top one is somewhat easier to carry.