Women. Do YOU understand them?

Medic82 · **on:** January 04, 2009, 02:56:58 AM

What is it with women and their women tings?? I just don’t understand why they need too buy soap that smells like peach. Have 20 pair of shoes for each season. Burn scented strawberry candles. Constantly wants to look in every clothing store they walk by, are there for 2 hours and tries a loads of clothes and don’t buy a single thing. Complain that we don’t put the ring down on the toilet, we don’t have a problem lifting and putting it down.

Butt that isn’t the worst part. They try too push this on to us. I don’t need 20 pair of shoes. I don’t want my hands to smell like peach, just happy that they are clean. When I need new cloths I buy new one, it’s not fun going shopping cloths. Why do they get mad when we buy a MT for 50$ and it’s ok that they acquire a pair of shoes for 100$.

I still don’t understand women (been trying really hard) and think I never will. Is there anyone her that understands women? Tried looking at Wikipedia butt didn’t get any wiser.

Sea Monster · **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2009, 03:07:37 AM

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Is there anyone her that understands women? Tried looking at Wikipedia butt didn’t get any wiser.

If that line is not just a sign of the times, but a deep insight into the reason WHY men don't understand women, I don't know what is.

I don't pretend to understand women, I just know that puppies solve damn near everything. - They're a bitch to look after, so just find a friend who has them, and take her to visit whenever trouble is brewing.

I'm Still Bison · **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2009, 05:44:13 AM

I've been married 30 years,have a daughter,and a grand-daughter;and I have to say I understand quantuum mechanics better than I understand the feminine psyche $:-\$

Gadget Guy · **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2009, 05:55:27 AM

Are they really different? Shoes (Her) SAK's (Us).

Medic82 · **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2009, 06:10:12 AM

Quote from: Gadget Guy on January 04, 2009, 05:55:27 AM

Are they really different? Shoes (Her) SAK's (Us).

A SAK kan save your life and it last a hole lot longer then some shoes.

Gadget Guy · **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2009, 06:13:04 AM

Quote from: Medic82 on January 04, 2009, 06:10:12 AM

Quote from: Gadget Guy on January 04, 2009, 05:55:27 AM
Are they really different? Shoes (Her) SAK's (Us).

A SAK kan save your life and it last a hole lot longer then some shoes.

True, but I wouldn't want to attach SAK's to my feet in the middle of the desert!

prime77 · **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2009, 06:25:53 AM

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I just don’t understand why they need too buy soap that smells like peach.

I like it when my hands smell like peaches

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Burn scented strawberry candles.

I love strawberry scented candles

Gadget Guy · **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2009, 06:30:34 AM

Quote from: prime77 on January 04, 2009, 06:25:53 AM

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I just don’t understand why they need too buy soap that smells like peach.
I like it when my hands smell like peaches

665ae · **Reply #8 on:** January 04, 2009, 06:30:40 AM

Quote from: Medic82 on January 04, 2009, 02:56:58 AM

What is it with women and their women tings?? I just don’t understand why they need too buy soap that smells like peach. Have 20 pair of shoes for each season. Burn scented strawberry candles. Constantly wants to look in every clothing store they walk by, are there for 2 hours and tries a loads of clothes and don’t buy a single thing. Complain that we don’t put the ring down on the toilet, we don’t have a problem lifting and putting it down.

Butt that isn’t the worst part. They try too push this on to us. I don’t need 20 pair of shoes. I don’t want my hands to smell like peach, just happy that they are clean. When I need new cloths I buy new one, it’s not fun going shopping cloths. Why do they get mad when we buy a MT for 50$ and it’s ok that they acquire a pair of shoes for 100$.

I still don’t understand women (been trying really hard) and think I never will. Is there anyone her that understands women? Tried looking at Wikipedia butt didn’t get any wiser.

I could help you understand women... but I'm not sure your ready for it yet. My system works great.

Smitty44 · **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2009, 07:09:25 AM

If man ever understands a women,that means the end is near.

cliosguy · **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2009, 07:13:42 AM

Quote from: Smitty44 on January 04, 2009, 07:09:25 AM

If man ever understands a women,that means the end is near.

agree

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #11 on:** January 04, 2009, 10:30:33 AM

There are some things mankind is just not meant to know

Benner · **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2009, 06:02:56 PM

Simple answer, no I don't.

J-sews · **Reply #13 on:** January 05, 2009, 03:38:03 AM

Quote from: prime77 on January 04, 2009, 06:25:53 AM

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I just don’t understand why they need too buy soap that smells like peach.
I like it when my hands smell like peaches

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Burn scented strawberry candles.
I love strawberry scented candles

Please, please, don't tell us you got 20 pairs of shoes too!

prime77 · **Reply #14 on:** January 05, 2009, 07:12:13 AM

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Please, please, don't tell us you got 20 pairs of shoes too! Grin

Sure do. I have to hide all my tools and flashlights somewhere right.

ptolemy · **Reply #15 on:** January 05, 2009, 02:42:12 PM

i finally got 2 new pairs of shoes in october

the 2 i bought in 1998 were falling apart and after replacing laces for the 5th time, i gave up!

BIG-TARGET · **Reply #16 on:** January 05, 2009, 11:24:26 PM

Quote from: prime77 on January 05, 2009, 07:12:13 AM

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Please, please, don't tell us you got 20 pairs of shoes too! Grin

Sure do. I have to hide all my tools and flashlights somewhere right.

Hide them in HER shoes. She problably doesn'tn remember purchasing half of them, and saves you a ton of green

Benner · **Reply #17 on:** January 05, 2009, 11:25:53 PM

Quote from: BIG-TARGET on January 05, 2009, 11:24:26 PM

Quote from: prime77 on January 05, 2009, 07:12:13 AM
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Please, please, don't tell us you got 20 pairs of shoes too! Grin

Sure do. I have to hide all my tools and flashlights somewhere right.

Hide them in HER shoes. She problably doesn'tn remember purchasing half of them, and saves you a ton of green

That is a damn good idea!

BIG-TARGET · **Reply #18 on:** January 05, 2009, 11:26:42 PM

Quote from: ptolemy on January 05, 2009, 02:42:12 PM

i finally got 2 new pairs of shoes in october

the 2 i bought in 1998 were falling apart and after replacing laces for the 5th time, i gave up!

Just break out the duct tape!!!

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