First Loves

[Roadie]

I can't walk past a mirror without crying

Now you know how every one else feels when they have to look at you

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

 

Aren't pregnant women great , whatever you say, whatever you do, it'll be wrong, and even if you play it safe and do nothing...well your still wrong

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I can't walk past a mirror without crying

Now you know how every one else feels when they have to look at you

Don't make fun of me in my condition

[Benner]

Aren't pregnant women great , whatever you say, whatever you do, it'll be wrong, and even if you play it safe and do nothing...well your still wrong

That sums it up pretty well.  Oh, and for those of you that haven't experienced it yet, don't think it ends when the baby is born. If anything, it gets worse then!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Aren't pregnant women great , whatever you say, whatever you do, it'll be wrong, and even if you play it safe and do nothing...well your still wrong

That sums it up pretty well.  Oh, and for those of you that haven't experienced it yet, don't think it ends when the baby is born. If anything, it gets worse then!

Oh dear god yes, and if your squimish (fortunatly I'm not) get over it, real quick

[Grant Lamontagne]

All the more reason to give every woman you meet a fake name...

Def

[edap617]

And rekindle old flame.

Why not , life's to short to wait for fate to intervene

Yes, life is too short but I still have faith in fate.

[ducktapehero]

What does she taste like mate

Honestly, a little dusty. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

What does she taste like mate

Honestly, a little dusty. 

Thanks for shattering my illusions mate

[Dtrain]

I do not exactly rember my first love or crush,I do remember that those are the ones that hurt the most when they are over.

Dtrain

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I do not exactly rember my first love or crush,I do remember that those are the ones that hurt the most when they are over.

Dtrain

True enough , but theres only been one woman that hurt me, so I guess I've always got off lightly

[edap617]

I do not exactly rember my first love or crush,I do remember that those are the ones that hurt the most when they are over.

Dtrain

Yeah, first love never dies.

[ducktapehero]

What does she taste like mate

Honestly, a little dusty. 

Thanks for shattering my illusions mate

I'll clean my computer screen and try again.

*numm numm numm numm numm*

Now it tastes Windexy.

[NutSAK]

I briefly fell in love with Mike's Belinda Carlisle avatar, but now he's changed it and I'm heartbroken.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I briefly fell in love with Mike's Belinda Carlisle avatar, but now he's changed it and I'm heartbroken.

I can change it back if you like

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

What does she taste like mate

Honestly, a little dusty. 

Thanks for shattering my illusions mate

I'll clean my computer screen and try again.

*numm numm numm numm numm*

Now it tastes Windexy.

Windexy

[NutSAK]

I briefly fell in love with Mike's Belinda Carlisle avatar, but now he's changed it and I'm heartbroken.

I can change it back if you like

Ahhhh.  Thanks, that's much better. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I briefly fell in love with Mike's Belinda Carlisle avatar, but now he's changed it and I'm heartbroken.

I can change it back if you like

Ahhhh.  Thanks, that's much better. 

Don't say I never do anything for ya, I just hope Shirleys not too pissed off about only being up there a day

[NutSAK]

I briefly fell in love with Mike's Belinda Carlisle avatar, but now he's changed it and I'm heartbroken.

I can change it back if you like

Ahhhh.  Thanks, that's much better. 

Don't say I never do anything for ya, I just hope Shirleys not too pissed off about only being up there a day

It doesn't appear that she's too upset.  She's still putting an effort forth to show off that lovely cleavage. 

[Anthony]

You smurfs...I looked up a crush I had like 9 years ago (high school), FOUND HER on myspace, and sent her a message!  It's great to be anonamous on the internet

[WhichDawg]

"Dear X,
Remember me, I used to pull your hair,
eat your jello and ring and run your
doorbell, still love me?"

Love shouldn't be so complicated right!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

You smurfs...I looked up a crush I had like 9 years ago (high school), FOUND HER on myspace, and sent her a message!  It's great to be anonamous on the internet

That took BALLS , let us know how it works out mate

[Anthony]

You smurfs...I looked up a crush I had like 9 years ago (high school), FOUND HER on myspace, and sent her a message!  It's great to be anonamous on the internet

That took BALLS , let us know how it works out mate

Nope, not balls, Stalingrad vodka...from Pennsylvania!   Can't be beat for $2.00...

She responded and seems like she wanted to talk...the funny part if we never said two words to each other when we had the chance!  I was a year ahead of her and we only saw each other on the busride home, didn't have any mutual friends, but damn was she pretty.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

You smurfs...I looked up a crush I had like 9 years ago (high school), FOUND HER on myspace, and sent her a message!  It's great to be anonamous on the internet

That took BALLS , let us know how it works out mate

Nope, not balls, Stalingrad vodka...from Pennsylvania!   Can't be beat for $2.00...

She responded and seems like she wanted to talk...the funny part if we never said two words to each other when we had the chance!  I was a year ahead of her and we only saw each other on the busride home, didn't have any mutual friends, but damn was she pretty.

Well fingers crossed for you mate, who know's what'll happen

[Benner]

Make sure you keep us updated buddy. 

[Grant Lamontagne]

Did you ask if she was married?  After the last one I think that would be my first question from now on!   

Good luck man!

Def

[Anthony]

Did you ask if she was married?  After the last one I think that would be my first question from now on!   

Good luck man!

Def

I asked if she still lived around here and she responded something like "Yes, and I'm not married and have no kids.  You?"

...umm I didn't ask but thanks for the info I guess

I don't know maybe I'll ask her out to lunch or something...I wonder if she likes Hooters?

[Grant Lamontagne]

If she does, she's a keeper!

Def

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Did you ask if she was married?  After the last one I think that would be my first question from now on!   

Good luck man!

Def

I asked if she still lived around here and she responded something like "Yes, and I'm not married and have no kids.  You?"

...umm I didn't ask but thanks for the info I guess

I don't know maybe I'll ask her out to lunch or something...I wonder if she likes Hooters?

Sound like an invitation to me mate, date time me thinks

[Benner]

I'm with Mike, I wouldn't have thought she would have offered that info if she wasn't at all interested.