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1) You two are
so gay together. I feel left out.
2) Clockwork Orange isn't really anything... I'm sure kids nowadays see much much worse simply browsing the internets.
3) Apparently the rating system works like this. People (housewives) sign up to rate movies. Some are randomly picked and they give their arbitrary rating. Horrible system, really...
4) Beard baby is awesome!
5) Cows are awesome.