What the ...
So unobtanium scales are hard to obtain?
Almost impossible, only available on certain episodes of Star Trek TOS, harvested by Kirk and a red shirt, drenched in red shirts blood and forged in the fires of Mount Doom. Then brought back to 1986 when they came to save the wales, buried it for safe keeping in a cave near Portland. BUt a Leatherman employee found it and made scales for this special MUT which was gifted to Austin Powers by Tim Leatherman himself (they are pals, you know

). Then Austin Powers gifted it to Ms. Moneypenny for and unforgettable night. Then her gardener, who's actually a KGB agent stole it and is selling it on eBay to fund his trip back to Mother Russia.
At least that's the story I heard.
