A man is walking his pet goose one afternoon when he walks by a movie theater and sees they are showing a movie he has been wanting to see for a while. He gets in line to buy a ticket, but the girl in the booth says he cannot bring in his goose. Thinking quickly, he goes around the corner and stuffs the goose down his pants. He then goes and buys a ticket and sits down. By the time he gets in the theater, however, the movie has started, and it is very dark. He sits next to an old woman who is there with her husband. After a while, the goose is having a hard time breathing, so he unzips his fly so the goose can stick its head out. The old man's wife notices it right away.
"Henry, there is a man next to me that has his weenie sticking out of his pants!". The old man tells his wife to just be quiet and enjoy the movie, and tells her it is probably some teenager trying to get attention. She keeps quiet as long as she can, but can stay silent no more.
"Henry, this man next to me, his weenie....." Her husband cuts her off and says "quiet, I told you to ignore it!" She says "I can't.....It's eating my popcorn!!
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