The greatest sak copy ever
« on: July 31, 2013, 12:50:26 AM »
This is the worst sak copy I have so I thought I should review it.
To start here it is alone and with a huntsman.
Beautiful I know
First lets start off with the blade.
It could never cut anything. The end.
Next we have the scissors.
These are the most functional tool on here, you can cut paper but nothing more.
Next is the bottle opener/ screwdriver.
It might open a bottle or turn a screw if you pray hard enough and have enough good karma to be reincarnated as someone tougher than Chuck Norris.
Next across from the bottle opener is the can opener.
Oh wait there is nothing there but empty space.
Next viewed through the magnifying glass of my Swisschamp is the mysterious creature that crawled out of the empty space left by the can opener. Kill it with fire!
On the back we have a corkscrew.
It is beautifully made with a square metal rod that has the hardness of solder.
And then we have the phillips driver.
It is the most functional tool after the scissors. It might turn a screw if every liner in the knife doesn't bend from you twisting it.
And finally are the scale tools.
A toothpick my plecostimus wouldn't put in his mouth no matter how much algae grew on it. And tweezers that might almost work... if they actually opened.
There you have it! The BEST
SAK copy ever *Takes bow