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The greatest sak copy ever 1696

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The greatest sak copy ever
« on: July 31, 2013, 12:50:26 AM »
This is the worst sak copy I have so I thought I should review it. :) To start here it is alone and with a huntsman.


Beautiful I know

First lets start off with the blade.
It could never cut anything. The end.

Next we have the scissors.

These are the most functional tool on here, you can cut paper but nothing more.

Next is the bottle opener/ screwdriver.
P
It might open a bottle or turn a screw if you pray hard enough and have enough good karma to be reincarnated as someone tougher than Chuck Norris.

Next across from the bottle opener is the can opener.

Oh wait there is nothing there but empty space. :P

Next viewed through the magnifying glass of my Swisschamp is the mysterious creature that crawled out of the empty space left by the can opener.

Kill it with fire!

On the back we have a corkscrew.

It is beautifully made with a square metal rod that has the hardness of solder.

And then we have the phillips driver.

It is the most functional tool after the scissors. It might turn a screw if every liner in the knife doesn't bend from you twisting it.

And finally are the scale tools.

A toothpick my plecostimus wouldn't put in his mouth no matter how much algae grew on it. And tweezers that might almost work... if they actually opened.

There you have it! The BEST SAK copy ever *Takes bow
« Last Edit: July 31, 2013, 01:07:16 AM by Nhoj »
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,902 Any tool is better than nothing. Some not by much
Re: The greatest sak copy ever
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2013, 02:49:45 AM »
It's... really BEAUTIFUL. It's nearly perfectly useless. That is an amazing feat!  :rofl:
No Life Club Posts: 2,771
Re: The greatest sak copy ever
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2013, 02:50:56 AM »
It's... really BEAUTIFUL. It's nearly perfectly useless. That is an amazing feat!  :rofl:

I knew you would respond! :D
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,902 Any tool is better than nothing. Some not by much
Re: The greatest sak copy ever
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2013, 02:53:06 AM »
I AM predictable that way.
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 16,185 Little to the right...
Re: The greatest sak copy ever
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2013, 03:08:11 AM »
I'll give you $2 just to throw it out! :rofl:

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No Life Club Posts: 2,771
Re: The greatest sak copy ever
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2013, 03:19:39 AM »
I'll give you $2 just to throw it out! :rofl:

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That's probably a good idea since its best function is as a nest for little creatures with many legs.
Hero Member Posts: 538 Queen's Venturer
Re: The greatest sak copy ever
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2013, 07:41:19 AM »
It's like this thing is a little baby piece of garbage, and someday hopes to grow up to be a real piece of garbage, like our ubiquitous Swiss Army Clonesters from the other thread.
No Life Club Posts: 4,712 I'm an Adult?!?! When did that happen?
Re: The greatest sak copy ever
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2013, 12:30:13 PM »
awwww it's so tiny and cute.  It looks like it's about the size of a Classic SD in that shot next to the Huntsman.

I get the impression it was reverse engineered by someone who had photos but no scale reference.


 

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