Happy Birthday Ryan!

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Happy birthday Ryan ole son, and many happy return's

So did you get any sharp and shiney

[Benner]

Happy birthday buddy!! 

Hope you have a great day.

[Roadie]

Happy birthday Ryan ole son, and many happy return's

So did you get any sharp and shiney

Well i don't know yet, my birthday isn't till tomorrow And i won't be getting most of my pressies till next weekend

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I though it was today , oh well

[Roadie]

You just can't read too well, its not your fault, eyesight worsens with age! Just watch tomorrow i won't be able to type straight

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

You just can't read too well, its not your fault, eyesight worsens with age! Just watch tomorrow i won't be able to type straight

Maybe I should delete this thread before to many people read it, and start again tommorow

[Roadie]

You just can't read too well, its not your fault, eyesight worsens with age! Just watch tomorrow i won't be able to type straight

Maybe I should delete this thread before to many people read it, and start again tommorow

Could be a sneaky plan to stop people thinking your incompetent

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

You just can't read too well, its not your fault, eyesight worsens with age! Just watch tomorrow i won't be able to type straight

Maybe I should delete this thread before to many people read it, and start again tommorow

Could be a sneaky plan to stop people thinking your incompetent

I think thats a too widely know fact now anyway

[Roadie]

Thats true, but it's one more bit of ammo me and ben will have to rip the micky* out of you with

*i apologise for the terrible pun but nana's to anyone who doesn't laugh

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Thats true, but it's one more bit of ammo me and ben will have to rip the micky* out of you with

*i apologise for the terrible pun but nana's to anyone who doesn't laugh

Low blow ole son, low blow

[Roadie]

Low blow ole son, low blow

I would have thought you were thick skinned enough by now to take such insults in your stride

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Low blow ole son, low blow

I would have thought you were thick skinned enough by now to take such insults in your stride

Thick skinned I can do,...well I was married

[ducktapehero]

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!

997

[jock1]

Low blow ole son, low blow

I would have thought you were thick skinned enough by now to take such insults in your stride

Thick skinned I can do,...well I was married

But you had the good sense to get out of it I am still working on my first divorce

[jock1]

Oh happy birthday for tomorrow Ryan

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Low blow ole son, low blow

I would have thought you were thick skinned enough by now to take such insults in your stride

Thick skinned I can do,...well I was married

But you had the good sense to get out of it I am still working on my first divorce

It's cheaper if you just bump em off mate, and well worth the risk

[jock1]

No chance remember I worked with the guys who got caught

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

No chance remember I worked with the guys who got caught

So learn from there mistakes then

[duckman1975]

HAppy Birthday Roadie! HEY MICKYD, who do you send to dance on someones birthday? 

[Benner]

HAppy Birthday Roadie! HEY MICKYD, who do you send to dance on someones birthday? 

If it's someone he likes, you get whoever is in his avatar at the time, but if he doesn't like you, you get me wearing nothing but a jam sandwich. 

Ryan, I'll see ya tomorrow. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Your a lucky man Ryan, I'm smearing finest tesco jam on ben now

[Roadie]

Well i do like Jam, how did you know!!! This is gonna be the best birthday ever

[Benner]

Well i do like Jam, how did you know!!! This is gonna be the best birthday ever

And it ain't your cheapy old Jam, it is Tesco's finest. 

[Roadie]

Well i do like Jam, how did you know!!! This is gonna be the best birthday ever

And it ain't your cheapy old Jam, it is Tesco's finest. 

Is it the stuff with bits in i do like nibbling on the bits in jam

[Benner]

Well i do like Jam, how did you know!!! This is gonna be the best birthday ever

And it ain't your cheapy old Jam, it is Tesco's finest. 

Is it the stuff with bits in i do like nibbling on the bits in jam

You ain't nibbling my jam covered bits! 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Well i do like Jam, how did you know!!! This is gonna be the best birthday ever

And it ain't your cheapy old Jam, it is Tesco's finest. 

That it is, real, hand squashed, warehouse floor strawberries mate

[Roadie]

You ain't nibbling my jam covered bits! 

I set the jokes up, you knock them for six

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

You ain't nibbling my jam covered bits! 

I set the jokes up, you knock them for six

MUST DISPLACE MENTAL IMAGE!!!, AAAARGH

[Roadie]

MUST DISPLACE MENTAL IMAGE!!!, AAAARGH

How about chocolate spread instead? I really like chocolate spread

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

MUST DISPLACE MENTAL IMAGE!!!, AAAARGH

How about chocolate spread instead? I really like chocolate spread

I've got a funny story about that, shame I can't tell it on a family forum