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wrissmurfch
on: September 24, 2013, 10:05:07 PM
I noticed today that it you write wrissmurfch, it gets changed to wrissmurfch! LOL!  Very funny!
What other words get this treatment?
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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #1 on: September 24, 2013, 10:05:52 PM
S a l t w a t e r = salsmurfer


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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #2 on: September 24, 2013, 10:07:30 PM
S a l t w a t e r = salsmurfer

That is hilarious! :rofl:
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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #3 on: September 24, 2013, 10:24:48 PM
I love a good pockesmurfch, but a wrissmurfch is nice too!

Salsmurfer can ruin your shoes!

I make tea with hosmurfer!

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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #4 on: September 24, 2013, 10:27:42 PM
I love a good pockesmurfch, but a wrissmurfch is nice too!

Salsmurfer can ruin your shoes!

I make tea with hosmurfer!

The sun turns ice into melsmurfer.

You have been practicing haven't you?  :D
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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #5 on: September 24, 2013, 11:14:33 PM
He spends a lot of time thinking about smurfs!   >:D

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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #6 on: September 25, 2013, 10:15:23 AM
Damn smurfing thing has corrupted me, I use "smurf" now IRL as well...  :facepalm:
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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #7 on: September 25, 2013, 11:39:29 AM
And do we claim another victim....

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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #8 on: September 25, 2013, 11:51:38 AM
 :D

PS: Makes the Smurfs theme song lyrics sound rather kinky... :rofl:
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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #9 on: September 25, 2013, 12:42:05 PM
At one point before MTO I used smurf instead of swear words. Then when I joined here and saw it I knew it was a good place.


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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #10 on: September 26, 2013, 02:44:49 AM
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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #11 on: September 28, 2013, 09:03:06 AM
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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #12 on: September 30, 2013, 11:57:54 PM
I got that pocket... watch shift to smurf early on in my time here. Very funny.

Also, am I the only one that finds the Smurf theme song and 'Angel in the Centerfold' strangely similar?


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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #13 on: October 01, 2013, 01:07:43 AM
I got that pocket... watch shift to smurf early on in my time here. Very funny.

Also, am I the only one that finds the Smurf theme song and 'Angel in the Centerfold' strangely similar?

 :pok:  not anymore!  J. Giles Band,  NOW when I hear Centerfold, I will see dancing smurfs, and when I see smurfs, I will hear centerfold.    :facepalm:  :rofl:
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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #14 on: October 01, 2013, 06:24:03 AM
:pok:  not anymore!  J. Giles Band,  NOW when I hear Centerfold, I will see dancing smurfs, and when I see smurfs, I will hear centerfold.    :facepalm:  :rofl:

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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #15 on: October 01, 2013, 12:49:03 PM
Or think of a smurf in a centerfold.......

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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #16 on: October 01, 2013, 12:54:10 PM
Or think of a smurf in a centerfold.......

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Thanks,  now I will be forced to do just that.

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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #17 on: October 01, 2013, 01:09:03 PM
No problem. Glad I could help.

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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #18 on: October 01, 2013, 03:51:37 PM
A while back I offered to change the censor to something else, but no one seemed to want it changed so it's stayed smurf.

Originally though, for anyone interested in MTO history, it was "Colorful Enunciation" which I borrowed from the forum at Knifeforums.com.  It seemed like the sensible thing to put until one day I decided we needed our own censor word.  I'd thought of putting in more family friendly words like "bum" and "poop" and "Lady Parts" to replace the naughty words, but in the end I decided "smurf" was a lot funnier.  If I recall, "smurf" was just supposed to be a temporary thing until I'd decided what words to replace all of the other words with- for example, the big daddy F word is a hard one to define, and the best I could come up with was "fornicate" as in "Go fornicate yourself you fornicating piece of poop" which is of course hilarious when read aloud.  Smurf just seemed to fit best, so I left it, especially since members seemed to enjoy it.

For your amusement, here is the post I made on October 11, 2010 to let the Admins and Mods know that I'd changed it:

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I have just changed all the bad words in the censor from "colorful enunciation" to "smurf."  No reason, I just thought it would be funny.  I'm waiting to see a thread like DTH's pissed off thread when everything is changed to "smurf."

I'll probably smurf my pants and fire some smurfing milk through my nose when it happens.

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I'd often thought of doing a contest at some point where I pick a random word, change it using the censor and the first person to guess the word correctly wins! 

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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #19 on: October 01, 2013, 09:34:52 PM
How automatic is it? Are all post stored in their original goodness and then put through the filter to display or is it as they're saved that it's applied? If you change the work will all instances of smurf change to the new word?

I'd also love to know how many people self sensor to smurf.

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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #20 on: October 01, 2013, 09:37:00 PM
It changes it completely.  There isn't a record of the naughty word somewhere, so if I changed the censor word to something else you'd still see smurf on all old posts. 

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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #21 on: October 01, 2013, 09:38:44 PM
A while back I offered to change the censor to something else, but no one seemed to want it changed so it's stayed smurf.

Originally though, for anyone interested in MTO history, it was "Colorful Enunciation" which I borrowed from the forum at Knifeforums.com.  It seemed like the sensible thing to put until one day I decided we needed our own censor word.  I'd thought of putting in more family friendly words like "bum" and "poop" and "Lady Parts" to replace the naughty words, but in the end I decided "smurf" was a lot funnier.  If I recall, "smurf" was just supposed to be a temporary thing until I'd decided what words to replace all of the other words with- for example, the big daddy F word is a hard one to define, and the best I could come up with was "fornicate" as in "Go fornicate yourself you fornicating piece of poop" which is of course hilarious when read aloud.  Smurf just seemed to fit best, so I left it, especially since members seemed to enjoy it.

For your amusement, here is the post I made on October 11, 2010 to let the Admins and Mods know that I'd changed it:

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I have just changed all the bad words in the censor from "colorful enunciation" to "smurf."  No reason, I just thought it would be funny.  I'm waiting to see a thread like DTH's pissed off thread when everything is changed to "smurf."

I'll probably smurf my pants and fire some smurfing milk through my nose when it happens.

Def

I'd often thought of doing a contest at some point where I pick a random word, change it using the censor and the first person to guess the word correctly wins! 

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:serverloft: instead?  that would be funny, Smurfs walking all over the place!
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Re: wrissmurfch
Reply #22 on: October 01, 2013, 09:49:13 PM
That is a special honor reserves for a piece of smurf server company that almost sank MTO.  I'd hate to overuse it and diminish the value of what those smurfholes did to us.

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