Famous Quote's

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

What are you favourite quote's

It doesn't have to be by anyone of great historical importance, just something that makes a great deal of sence in as few words as possible

"We make happy music for unhappy people" Shirley Manson, if ever there was one line to describe Garbage's music, that would be it

So come on folks keep em coming

[Roadie]

It's not really of great importance:

"I love hard work, it fascinates me, i can sit and watch it for hours"

Jerome K Jerome

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

It's not really of great importance:

"I love hard work, it fascinates me, i can sit and watch it for hours"

Jerome K Jerome

3 men in a boat?

If so he sounds like a bloke after my own heart

[Roadie]

3 men in a boat?

If so he sounds like a bloke after my own heart

Don't know where it comes from, i found it in one of my textbooks once

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

3 men in a boat?

If so he sounds like a bloke after my own heart

Don't know where it comes from, i found it in one of my textbooks once

Uncultured heathen

[NutSAK]

A couple of my favorites:

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

“Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security”
 
--  Benjamin Franklin

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

A couple of my favorites:

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

“Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security”
 
--  Benjamin Franklin

Mr Frankin may have been on to something there

[BIG-TARGET]

"revenge is a dish best served cold"-old Klingon Proverb

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

"revenge is a dish best served cold"-old Klingon Proverb

I thought that was Gark (sp?)

[ducktapehero]

Beer, pizza and sex have one thing in common. Even when it's not very good, it's still pretty good. - Me

[BIG-TARGET]

"revenge is a dish best served cold"-old Klingon Proverb

I thought that was Gark (sp?)

Still, a Klingon,,,,it passes!!

[BIG-TARGET]

http://mythbusters-wiki.discovery.com/page/Favorite+Quotes

[ducktapehero]

Here's another good one.

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."--Mark Twain.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

http://mythbusters-wiki.discovery.com/page/Favorite+Quotes

There's some bloody good ones there mate

[duckman1975]

"He who laught last, probably did not get joke."
"He who sleeps with a dirty ass, wake up with smelly fingers."

Chinese guy forgot name

[Biru]

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty Ape!"- Commander George Taylor

[ringzero]

What are you favourite quote's

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. -- William Pitt, 1783

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They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin, 1759

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No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.  The strongest reason for the people to retain the Right to Keep and Bear Arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.   -- Thomas Jefferson

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The constitution shall never be construed...to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms. -- Samuel Adams

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History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to bear arms have prepared their own downfall.  -- Adolph Hitler

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Make mass searches and hold executions for found arms...unless this is done, the victory of soSmurfpillsm is impossible. -- V.I. Lenin

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Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest. -- Mahatma Gandhi

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[J-sews]

Some people see things that are and ask, Why?

Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?

Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.......










(Sadly, I fall into category #3) 

[665ae]

Never date a girl with big hands...

That's about all I'm good for when it comes to quotes...

[Flash]

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[Spoonrobot]

On the job:

The phrase, "Any questions?" actually means "Thanks for listening, now get back to work."

[Dunc]

We're gonna need a bigger boat .... Jaws  

Standing on the shoulders of giants ....Some famous guy and also the name of an Oasis album and also found around the edge of a £2 coin .


You are one ugly mother ------    ..... Arnie in Predator  

The bowlers Holding, the Batsman's Willie .....  Cricket  .The match was between England and the West Indies, with Michael Holding and Peter Willie.

Dunc

[jock1]

"We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us."

                                                              George Orwell

I like this one as I am a Cop 

Flash

Mate I am gonna have that put on a t shirt as I am a fellow sufferer on the thin blue line 

[jock1]

My favourite quote is "It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt" can't remember were I read it

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

'It's better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6'

[ducktapehero]

Here's one that I think describes the USA(and possibly the entire Western world) as it is now.

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free"--Goethe

[AJ]

More parts more problems

[jzmtl]

Does "Hey y'all hold my beer and watch this!" count? 

[Dtrain]

"It's only Speeding if You get caught".------Trucker's proverb
"Driver you Aint Gonna Believe This".------Opening line to about 90 percent of all conversations when Driver's share
their experiences.


One of my favorites........

Driver One---"I got more time in backing up than you have going forward"

Reply--------"What's your problem,can't hit the dock the first time?"

Dtrain

[jock1]

Does "Hey y'all hold my beer and watch this!" count? 

That sounds like the verbals in 90% of fatal accident enquiries