It's insane to think a bunch of people are going to all go marching around with your choice of SAK. The crap you have on a keychain is a personal matter and it would be presumptuous to imagine people will suddenly adopt your keychain habits.
No, it's not insane. NORMAL people don't put that much thought into it. They say: "Oh, a Swiss army knife! Cool. I've gifted several to people. One to a high school buddy. It was a Cadet, that he promptly put on his keys and has carried every day since. Another was an Alox Classic to my mom: same thing. I've given my brother probably 4 SAKs, and he enjoys each one.
It's like giving everyone furry dice for their car. The guys who want furry dice will already have them, the rest will not be thrilled to have furry dice thrust upon them.
No, it's not like fuzzy dice at all, because SAKs are useful, thoughtful, and classy. As opposed to decorative clutter.