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Imagine if major retailers started making their own condoms 939

Admin Team Zombie Apprentice Posts: 10,553 Aggressive in defence
Imagine if major retailers started making their own condoms
« on: May 29, 2008, 11:54:51 AM »

If Rolos made condoms - would you give anyone your last one?

If Martini made condoms then would you anytime, any place any where?

If Mars made condoms would you work, rest and play all day?

If access made condoms would they be for your flexible friend?

If American Express made condoms would you leave home without it?

If British Airways made condoms would they be the world’s favourites?

If Burger King made condoms would you have it your way?

If Clairol made condoms would she or wouldn’t she?

If Rice Krispies made condoms I don’t think the snap crackle pop would be very reassuring!

If L’Oréal made condoms would she be worth it?

If Shredded wheat made condoms would anyone be able to have three?

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Duracell condoms - keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can’t stop.

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where’s the pain

Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.

On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)

Heineken condoms - refreshes the parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it’s a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller)


Dunc
No Life Club Posts: 1,765
Re: Imagine if major retailers started making their own condoms
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2008, 11:59:29 AM »
V funny mate
Hero Member Posts: 853
Re: Imagine if major retailers started making their own condoms
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2008, 12:00:09 PM »
LOL

J
No Life Club Posts: 4,120 "Survival must be earned"-Klingon Proverb
Re: Imagine if major retailers started making their own condoms
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2008, 01:41:45 PM »
If Home Depot made condoms,,,,you can do it, we can help ::)

"Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall;
 Some run from breaks of ice, and answer none:
 And some condemned for a fault alone." -William Shakespeare, King Lear (1608), Act IV, scene 6, line 169
Chief of the Absolutely No Life Club! Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here... Posts: 43,090 Why haven't you got a Farmer yet!
Re: Imagine if major retailers started making their own condoms
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2008, 01:56:12 PM »
Great list there mate :D

Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!
No Life Club Posts: 3,592 Supreme Planetary Overlord trainee
Re: Imagine if major retailers started making their own condoms
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2008, 04:20:10 PM »
If McDonald's made condoms------ Lovin' it
 Sure would put a new spin on the name Big Mac :D

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