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Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People 249

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Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
« on: September 19, 2019, 07:05:53 PM »


For those who are frightened of knives, I thought I would share some essential knowledge so you know what you are dealing with.

1. The "Buck" logo indicates that this is a $1 knife or what one might call a "Saturday Night Special."

2. The word "Edge" clearly shows that this knife comes so sharp that it can cut your eye my merely looking at it. Be careful of any package with the words "edge" "sharp" or "stabinator" written on it.

3. Metal lever locks the knife blade in place so it can be stabbed through bullet-proof vests, cars, schools, or tanks.

4. Wood handle thingies made from rare rain forest trees, stained with the tears of indigenous children.

5. Soft metal thing behind blade so it will expand on impact if thrown at people.

6. Blade made of special metal designed to be more deadlier than a rocket launcher. Edge is sharpened in a way that causes maximum pain and damage when it comes into contact with human flesh. (Note the lack of any child safety locks)

7. Special blood groove doo-hickey designed to let people's blood squirt out in a red misty fountain to increase "stopping power."

8. Special concealment case designed to hide the knife from view until it can be deployed "ninja style" to surprise innocent victims, police or school officials. The case also blocks metal detector "beams" so that it can be taken into restricted areas.
No Life Club Posts: 2,979
Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2019, 07:33:28 PM »
:rofl:

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He Who Has The Most Nuts, Wins! Posts: 58,430
Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2019, 07:34:22 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl:

fail to prepare prepare to fail
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,843 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.
Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2019, 07:42:11 PM »
 :rofl:

Nate

SEND IT!
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 11,931
Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2019, 09:58:40 PM »
 :rofl:
Definitely not what I was expecting!  :tu: :cheers:
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 14,098

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Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2019, 12:09:21 AM »
 :rofl:
Sr. Member Posts: 263 Average Old Guy.
Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2019, 02:28:02 AM »
Now that's a good un.

Addicted to sharp pointy things.
Global Moderator No Life Club Posts: 2,499
Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2019, 03:46:30 AM »
Now I am even more frightened   :o
No Life Club Posts: 1,143
Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2019, 04:20:52 AM »
 :rofl:


On a serious note, I'm afraid there are some people whose real opinions on knives are not far off from this.
Global Moderator He Who Has The Most Nuts, Wins! Posts: 55,883
Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2019, 11:41:42 AM »
:rofl:


On a serious note, I'm afraid there are some people whose real opinions on knives are not far off from this.

 :iagree: :facepalm:

but for those not frightened to death :rofl:
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,451 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2019, 07:12:08 PM »
Yup, that's pretty much it...

 :tu: :tu:

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