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[CLOSED] 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast! 5412

Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 61,262 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
[CLOSED] 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« on: July 22, 2014, 11:44:26 PM »
I was going to do this last year but the mods talked me or of it. This year I didn't bother asking them, so here we go!

A Roast is a time honored tradition in which everyone gets together and takes cheap shots at someone, and I think it's high time we did something like that.  So, I'm putting myself on the dais and at your mercy!  Take your best shot at Dear Old Uncle Def, and if your joke makes me laugh harder than anyone else's, you win a bright yellow CRKT Eat'n Tool!

http://www.crkt.com/EatN-...nches-Carabiner-Clam-Only

And, for those of you that think you might not want to poke at the "big man" let me remind you of a few things....

1- I'm asking for it
2- No one is going to ban anyone for this because the mods were against it and doing it without their blessing means they probably want to see me taken down a p peg
3- Roasting is an honor bestowed upon people you respect and admire, so you'll all have to fake it to win!


We'll run this for a few days and I'll pick a winner sometime this weekend.  Enter as many times as you like, nothing is taboo- not my pink kayak, not my cross dressing, my occasional internet nudity or anything else you might find amusing.

What are the rules? None. Make em laugh, make em laugh, make em laaaaaauuuuugh!

Def

Sent from a digital multitool
« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 07:41:45 PM by enki_ck »

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2014, 11:48:27 PM »
I have a feeling this is going to be good!!!


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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2014, 11:51:26 PM »
I'd like a portion of rump,medium to well done with a blue cheese sauce please :drool:

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2014, 12:04:10 AM »
 >:D    I have to think about this,  however I am NOT ENTERING since I have one of these tools already!

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2014, 12:05:30 AM »
Def, I want to tell you I love your posts, witty and smart, but the truth is you make me feel like a dyslexic and wish I was blind.

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2014, 12:06:08 AM »
If we're going to roast Def he'll have to be well done. :dwts:  :ahhh
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2014, 12:14:42 AM »
If we're going to roast Def he'll have to be well done. :dwts:  :ahhh

Nah, that only leaves dry wit. All the juicy secrets would be gone!
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2014, 12:15:16 AM »
One of Def's titles is "Head turd polisher". Can anyone make the man understand a polished turd it is still a turd? Anyway, I hope he washes his hands before he wraps and sends out that Eat-n-stool.
 

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2014, 12:17:04 AM »
Ahhh... the time honored roast.

I don't think I need to poke fun at you since being Canadian is punishment enough. Eh.  :dwts:

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2014, 12:17:36 AM »
One of Def's titles is "Head turd polisher". Can anyone make the man understand a polished turd it is still a turd? Anyway, I hope he washes his hands before he wraps and sends out that Eat-n-stool.


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2014, 12:24:35 AM »
The other day when Def was cutting some wirefence with his Skeletool and pinched his hand badly,  he yelled out in agony "Sorry".

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2014, 12:26:53 AM »
If we gonna roast Def, we need at least 3 barques!

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@blackdiamonds_42
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2014, 12:30:04 AM »
I always wondered why he chose to call himself Def? Wouldn't dumb have been a better choice?

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@blackdiamonds_42
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2014, 12:31:04 AM »
I always wondered why he chose to call himself Def? Wouldn't dumb have been a better choice?
:rofl:

SAW
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2014, 12:36:05 AM »
I always wondered why he chose to call himself Def? Wouldn't dumb have been a better choice?
:rofl:

LOL!

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2014, 12:44:54 AM »
Ahhh... the time honored roast.

I don't think I need to poke fun at you since being Canadian is punishment enough. Eh.  :dwts:

Yeah, I feel sorry for him to. The guy probably had more hits with deer then with the ladies... But lets be thankful for that. Those lessons in life had him turn pc geek and start up MTO. Here's a pic of Def's early days, where it all started:

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@blackdiamonds_42
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2014, 12:47:46 AM »
If we gonna roast Def, we need at least 3 barques!

I usually don't quote myself - but everyone else seems to slow...

If we gonna roast Def, we need at least 3   4 barques!

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@blackdiamonds_42
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2014, 01:25:06 AM »
 :oops:      :whistle:     :dd:
« Last Edit: July 23, 2014, 01:26:59 AM by Millhouse »

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2014, 01:31:48 AM »

If I can help, let me know 
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2014, 01:44:43 AM »

If I can help, let me know 
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2014, 05:04:15 AM »
I usually don't do to well with poking fun at people but here it goes. Def was once my Mo Bro for Team Multitool Movember. If I would've seen the pic Detron just posted before joining the team, I wouldn't have joined. Nice 'stache(?) Boss

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2014, 07:31:32 AM »
 :rofl:
« Last Edit: July 23, 2014, 07:33:57 AM by microbe »

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2014, 08:19:13 AM »
I'm not really sure we can add to what he has done to himself already:


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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2014, 01:27:53 PM »
Call that a hairy chest ??

Or was that just the patch you missed when you shaved.
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2014, 02:52:38 PM »
Ahhh... the time honored roast.

I don't think I need to poke fun at you since being Canadian is punishment enough. Eh.  :dwts:

Lol! :rofl:

K-Tibbs
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2014, 03:04:37 PM »
Ahhh... the time honored roast.

I don't think I need to poke fun at you since being Canadian is punishment enough. Eh.  :dwts:

Lol! :rofl:
Don't you laugh at that, you're an honorary Canadian remember.  :pok: :rofl:

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2014, 03:12:53 PM »
Ahhh... the time honored roast.

I don't think I need to poke fun at you since being Canadian is punishment enough. Eh.  :dwts:

Lol! :rofl:
Don't you laugh at that, you're an honorary Canadian remember.  :pok: :rofl:

Aw, BUSTED, eh? :whistle:  I thought that had been revoked for some reason :think:  Guess I'm stuck with it then :P 

K-Tibbs
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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2014, 03:20:57 PM »
Ahhh... the time honored roast.

I don't think I need to poke fun at you since being Canadian is punishment enough. Eh.  :dwts:

Lol! :rofl:
Don't you laugh at that, you're an honorary Canadian remember.  :pok: :rofl:

 :rofl:

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #28 on: July 23, 2014, 03:40:34 PM »
All the ladies say Def's the fastest  :D 

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Re: 8th Anniversary Celebration Def Roast!
« Reply #29 on: July 23, 2014, 03:51:36 PM »
All the ladies say Def's the fastest  :D

At deploying his tool? :dwts: :rofl:

K-Tibbs

 

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