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Bike porn thread
« on: June 26, 2008, 11:05:30 PM »
It seem's to me that the worlds favourite form of transport is hijacking more and more thread's :D

So how about bringing the bike's and bike picture's here instead :)

Ok these are some of my dream bike's, in no particular order :) (I'll find some vintage stuff when I a bit more awake)

Hase Pino

A brilliant idea for a tandem, so you can actually talk to the stoker :)

HPV Street Machine,

I love these thing's, and would one day like to take one on a tour :)

Thorn Discovery,

I'd love to get one for me and my boy (but with a Rohloff Hub)

Brompton P6

Still the most compact folder out there :)

Moulton

Need I say more :)

Dahon Speed TR

I really, really want one ::)

Thorn eXp

My all time favourite :drool: :drool:

So let's see your's :)
« Last Edit: March 01, 2010, 10:03:07 PM by Mike, Lord of the Spammers! »



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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 11:41:09 PM »
OK, but typically bike threads go in the Outdoor Edge forum....

Hey, where's a mod when you need him?  :D

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2008, 11:45:54 PM »
As someone who rides a bike several times a week, and has done for a decade, I still know squat about brands and am just happy when the tyres are pumped up & at least one set of brakes work.
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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2008, 01:07:13 AM »






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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2008, 08:38:49 AM »
OK, but typically bike threads go in the Outdoor Edge forum....

Hey, where's a mod when you need him?  :D
It shall be moved hence forth :D

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2008, 08:44:15 AM »

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2008, 09:01:55 AM »




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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2008, 09:33:37 AM »
Great picture's guys (love the shopping trolley one Eddie :D)

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2008, 12:21:42 PM »
my friend has loads of cool bikes,heres one:





and more to come all the time...


« Last Edit: June 28, 2008, 12:24:27 PM by Tarrodemierda »
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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2008, 01:13:46 PM »
I love the hub centre steering :drool:, Some fine engineering there :)

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2008, 01:26:33 PM »
ill post olli´s bikes more a.s.ap  :D
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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2008, 01:27:47 PM »
ill post olli´s bikes more a.s.ap  :D
Thank's mate, I'd appreciate that :cheers:

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2008, 04:18:47 PM »
Wow, there are some great examples of "garage engineering" in those pics! :D

Here's another one. It's amazing what these racers will do to save weight. :)



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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2008, 05:29:35 PM »
some photoshoppin to reduce weight  :D
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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2008, 06:59:29 PM »
Maybe he's a Sith and is holding it together by the power of the darkside alone :D

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2008, 02:44:55 PM »

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This one seems intriguing, but how is it steered?

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2008, 10:18:56 PM »
Body weight :think:

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2008, 10:55:13 PM »
yep by moving the place of weight.
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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2008, 10:58:23 PM »
If thats the case, it'd be a complete bitch to steer at speed :o

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2008, 11:00:24 PM »
Yeah, I could see myself falling off one of those!  :P

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2008, 11:03:36 PM »
that one in pic above is a bit strange for one wheeler,cause it has those odd spokes,so long...usually they buil those so that driver sits as low as possible and keep the weight down down down.and the lighter the rim and wheel is,the better.since they the weight on top isnt much.and the centrifuge powers are minor too then,so it stops too ;)
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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2008, 11:45:17 PM »
that one in pic above is a bit strange for one wheeler,cause it has those odd spokes,so long...usually they buil those so that driver sits as low as possible and keep the weight down down down.and the lighter the rim and wheel is,the better.since they the weight on top isnt much.and the centrifuge powers are minor too then,so it stops too ;)


Oooh, I hadn't thought about stopping! Can you imagine locking up the brakes on it while going down a hill? :o :D

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2008, 11:47:45 PM »
that one in pic above is a bit strange for one wheeler,cause it has those odd spokes,so long...usually they buil those so that driver sits as low as possible and keep the weight down down down.and the lighter the rim and wheel is,the better.since they the weight on top isnt much.and the centrifuge powers are minor too then,so it stops too ;)


Oooh, I hadn't thought about stopping! Can you imagine locking up the brakes on it while going down a hill? :o :D
I doubt you'd forget in a hurry :D

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2008, 09:51:40 PM »
I'll post some pics of my bike to keep the Bike Porno thread going :D

Its comfy to ride, good suspension and brakes, I'm happy.










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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2008, 10:30:17 PM »
Clean that bike immediatly :police: :D

What is it mate ??? (not really up on mountain bikes :-[)

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2008, 11:36:00 PM »
Bikes of my past

Mountain Bikes
Trek 800
Trek 930<<<loved this bike--wish i never sold it
Trek 7000
Trek 8000
Trek 8500
Trek 9.8

Road bikes

Trek 1000
Trek 5500
Trek 5900
Specialized Allez --Campy all the way

Current rides

Spooky Darkside
Specialized Allez with Campy Record---i built this one myself (thanks Ebay!)

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2008, 11:37:24 PM »
Nice line up mate, you really can't go wrong with Trek bikes :)

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2008, 11:48:42 PM »
I had a friend who worked at the bike shop.

Just a couple questions for all the bikers....When and if you crash do you first tend to your bike than your protruding collarbone?
When your wife sneaks up on you while you are online does she catch you in the act......of looking at sexy carbon fiber and titanium bikes?

BTW  Tour de France is on.....Stage one was today

16:22 -  Today's top ten: 1. Alejandro Valverde (Caisse d'Epargne ) 4hrs 36mins 07secs 2. Philippe Gilbert (Francaise des Jeux) #plus;1 3. Jerome Pineau (Bouygues Telecom ) 4. Kim Kirchen (Columbia ) 5. Riccardo Ricco (Saunier Duval ) 6. Cadel Evans (Silence - Lotto ) 7. Fraenk Schleck (Team CSC ) 8. Filippo Pozzato (Liquigas ) 9. Oscar Freire (Rabobank ) 10. Oscar Pereiro (Caisse d'Epargne).

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2008, 11:51:39 PM »
I had a friend who worked at the bike shop.

Just a couple questions for all the bikers....When and if you crash do you first tend to your bike than your protruding collarbone?
When your wife sneaks up on you while you are online does she catch you in the act......of looking at sexy carbon fiber and titanium bikes?

BTW  Tour de France is on.....Stage one was today

16:22 -  Today's top ten: 1. Alejandro Valverde (Caisse d'Epargne ) 4hrs 36mins 07secs 2. Philippe Gilbert (Francaise des Jeux) #plus;1 3. Jerome Pineau (Bouygues Telecom ) 4. Kim Kirchen (Columbia ) 5. Riccardo Ricco (Saunier Duval ) 6. Cadel Evans (Silence - Lotto ) 7. Fraenk Schleck (Team CSC ) 8. Filippo Pozzato (Liquigas ) 9. Oscar Freire (Rabobank ) 10. Oscar Pereiro (Caisse d'Epargne).
Yep always checked the bike, kicked it straight, then noticed the broken ribs :D

As for the Tour, well after the last couple of years worth of disasters with drugs and the like, I tend to give it a miss :( now :(

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Re: Bike porn thread
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2008, 12:46:37 AM »
For me it was a bit of both.When I wrecked I leapt up immediately rather than lie there in a pained daze(didn't want some well meaning onlooker coming up and trying to start CPR);then looked at the bike to check for damage;(bent wheels).

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