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pt Offline pfrsantos

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Re: First Time Forum User!
Reply #30 on: October 08, 2014, 05:32:38 PM
poor lamb actually said ~

*My collection continues to grow every year!*

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
"year !!!"
he's in for a learning  >:D


Well i do get a free tool every year!  :D

No spending for me!
we can't be having that  :o
that wife of yours (and those kids) need to learn to eat less food and stop and being so selfish ! 'daddy' needs toys  ::)


Its truly amazing at how much a 4 year old can eat! I could have a new Charge TTi and a couple of the 'By the Numbers' Tools by now if he didnt eat like an elephant!  :facepalm: But i gotta love them!
wait till he's a 'teenager' ! jeeeez teenage boys can eat  :o
how do 'I' know this I hear people say (those who know I have Daughters will be at least) well when you have teenage Girls you often find 'teenage BOYs' in your house and/or refrigerator ! and they are like a plague of locusts  :facepalm:
C c c, you should have learned by now to time your weekly knife, machete, axe, ... sharpening sessions according to their visits. Just lay them out on the table when the BOYS come over. >:D

Included with that, is any guns that might happen to need cleaning!  >:D

Keep a shovel by the door. When they come in, stand up, grab the shovel. Get near, look them in the eye:
"You're about what, 5'3"? By 2'?..."
Then grin and walk out saying:
"5'3" by 2'... I'll be back in 2 hours."
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Re: First Time Forum User!
Reply #31 on: October 08, 2014, 07:26:22 PM
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I will pay you Tuesday for a hamburger Today!


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Reply #32 on: October 09, 2014, 02:40:09 AM
When you have a son, all you have to worry about is your boy. When you have a daughter you have to worry about every other boy in the county :wait:


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Reply #33 on: October 09, 2014, 02:30:16 PM
....... but then it gets worse !
much MUCH worse !
you're daughter(S) , unless you're 'lucky enough' that they have left home and gone out into the world on their own  :o start to bring home fully grown MEN ! 6'+ covered in Tat's and muscles  :ahhh


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Reply #34 on: October 09, 2014, 06:08:46 PM
When you have a son, all you have to worry about is your boy. When you have a daughter you have to worry about every other boy in the county :wait:

I got bad news for you. There are also girls you should worry about... Just saying...
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



pt Offline pfrsantos

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Reply #35 on: October 09, 2014, 06:09:41 PM
....... but then it gets worse !
much MUCH worse !
you're daughter(S) , unless you're 'lucky enough' that they have left home and gone out into the world on their own  :o start to bring home fully grown MEN ! 6'+ covered in Tat's and muscles  :ahhh

Hey! I said I was sorry! I thought we had agreed on leaving that subject alone!
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



 

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