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So, any great one line jokes? Such as...
on: September 23, 2014, 05:01:21 AM
A baby seal walks into a club........
A cowboy says to his horse, why the long face?.....



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Reply #1 on: September 23, 2014, 05:02:50 AM
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa
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Reply #2 on: September 23, 2014, 05:04:15 AM
Dyslexics of the world 'UNTIE"!
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Reply #3 on: September 23, 2014, 05:05:07 AM
Dyslexic atheists, "THERE IS NO DOG"!
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Reply #4 on: September 23, 2014, 05:05:13 AM
What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror
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Reply #5 on: September 23, 2014, 05:05:31 AM
 What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus
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Reply #6 on: September 23, 2014, 05:07:44 AM
A man could love a horse under a moon like that!
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Reply #7 on: September 23, 2014, 05:08:36 AM
this is a true event from my psychology class

the teacher was speaking of optimism, and I told her I was the ultimate optimist.

she said,  "explain why you think you are THAT OPTIMISTIC"

and I giggled and said  "I am never more than two people away from a threesome.



and the class WENT WILD!!!   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Reply #8 on: September 23, 2014, 05:11:17 AM
Quote from: detron on September 23, 2014, 05:05:31 AM
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus
French military factory, doubles as a white flag factory.

Ok, Ok settle down all. These are jokes and I welcome all to make fun of me, with me. No offense intended here and if so I will be the first to apologize, some self deprecating humor from time to time is a good thing. :cheers:
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Reply #9 on: September 23, 2014, 05:15:03 AM
Cats appear aloof, so as to give you paws...
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Reply #10 on: September 23, 2014, 05:16:28 AM
Cows with short legs give "dragon milk"...
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Man who stand on toilet, high on pot....
Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger...
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Reply #12 on: September 23, 2014, 05:19:02 AM
Quote from: detron on September 23, 2014, 05:08:36 AM
this is a true event from my psychology class

the teacher was speaking of optimism, and I told her I was the ultimate optimist.

she said,  "explain why you think you are THAT OPTIMISTIC"

and I giggled and said  "I am never more than two people away from a threesome.



and the class WENT WILD!!!   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
THAT WAS EPIC!!! :cheers:
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Reply #13 on: September 23, 2014, 05:20:42 AM
That's sort of similar to when I lost my virginity. I was all by myself... :facepalm:
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Reply #14 on: September 23, 2014, 05:23:26 AM
Quote from: scattergun13 on September 23, 2014, 05:20:42 AM
That's sort of similar to when I lost my virginity. I was all by myself... :facepalm:

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Reply #15 on: September 23, 2014, 05:28:29 AM
Quote from: detron on September 23, 2014, 05:23:26 AM
Quote from: scattergun13 on September 23, 2014, 05:20:42 AM
That's sort of similar to when I lost my virginity. I was all by myself... :facepalm:


How did you know? That was the very song I was listening to, while using my own sad tears as lubrication... :facepalm:
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Reply #16 on: September 23, 2014, 05:50:06 AM
Quote from: detron on September 23, 2014, 05:08:36 AM
this is a true event from my psychology class

the teacher was speaking of optimism, and I told her I was the ultimate optimist.

she said,  "explain why you think you are THAT OPTIMISTIC"

and I giggled and said  "I am never more than two people away from a threesome.



and the class WENT WILD!!!   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Well played, sir.  Well played!
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Re: So, any great one line jokes? Such as...
Reply #17 on: September 23, 2014, 05:52:20 AM
Quote from: scattergun13 on September 23, 2014, 05:17:22 AM
Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger...


Quote from: scattergun13 on September 23, 2014, 05:28:29 AM
Quote from: detron on September 23, 2014, 05:23:26 AM
Quote from: scattergun13 on September 23, 2014, 05:20:42 AM
That's sort of similar to when I lost my virginity. I was all by myself... :facepalm:


How did you know? That was the very song I was listening to, while using my own sad tears as lubrication... :facepalm:

 >:D :D   MT.O is always a fun read, when you just read the title, a post in the middle and just skip to the bottom for the punch line.
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Reply #18 on: September 23, 2014, 05:53:21 AM
Quote from: nate j on September 23, 2014, 05:50:06 AM
Quote from: detron on September 23, 2014, 05:08:36 AM
this is a true event from my psychology class

the teacher was speaking of optimism, and I told her I was the ultimate optimist.

she said,  "explain why you think you are THAT OPTIMISTIC"

and I giggled and said  "I am never more than two people away from a threesome.



and the class WENT WILD!!!   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Well played, sir.  Well played!

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Reply #19 on: September 23, 2014, 06:43:12 AM
An English man,an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them,asks 'Is this some kind of joke?'
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Reply #20 on: September 23, 2014, 06:47:09 AM
Quote from: kirk13 on September 23, 2014, 06:43:12 AM
An English man,an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them,asks 'Is this some kind of joke?'
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Reply #21 on: September 23, 2014, 08:11:27 AM
Police Officer: "How high are you?"

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Reply #22 on: September 23, 2014, 11:13:06 AM
Whenever mom tries to wake up her son, the son gets real mad and say, "Ma, it's you who told me not to give up my dreams!!"
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Reply #23 on: September 23, 2014, 11:34:22 AM
Quote from: kirk13 on September 23, 2014, 06:43:12 AM
An English man,an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them,asks 'Is this some kind of joke?'

That is one of my favorites.  I was going to post it, but you beat me to it Kirky.

Actually, when I heard it, it was "The Pope, a Rabbi and a stripper walk into a bar.
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Three blonds walk into a bar, you'd think one of them would have seen it...
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There are only two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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