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Consider yourselves Knighted!

pt Offline pfrsantos

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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #60 on: October 03, 2014, 01:55:57 PM
I'll just call you Cor, ok?...
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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #61 on: October 03, 2014, 02:09:38 PM
Oh well, since we're all knights now, I can be Sir Yously. Every time I say something, people call me that...
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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #62 on: October 03, 2014, 02:42:18 PM
Gotta love this thread.

BTW what is the HIT Squad? Sounds interesting. Wasn't around for SOSAK and now I'm curious...


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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #63 on: October 03, 2014, 02:47:11 PM
Elsy's boy?...
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Yap, I'll sign your saks for you (for a small fee, of course)  ::)
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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #64 on: October 03, 2014, 02:49:03 PM
Sweet ! Knighted, gotta love it. Coolest name very.


Sak's  rule !



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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #65 on: October 03, 2014, 02:49:29 PM
Ah yes, the SOSAK HIT Squad. It is an elite group of SOSAK members used to kil.....er I mean neutralize SAKrilegious types and other soft targets selected by the Boss. One of the favorite weopens of the SOSAK HIT Squad was the Punishment Chicken. In other words, just a bunch of goofballs with SAKs. 

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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #66 on: October 03, 2014, 03:20:16 PM
and lard. don't forget lard
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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #67 on: October 03, 2014, 03:21:59 PM
Guys, you do realize that all the knights that went to Switzerland got their ass kicked, right?

Thanks Chako for that Photo:


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Yeah, yeah, I get it SOSAK ans SOON
Not my fault if you can't take a friendly jab... to the chest... with a halberd.
It wouldn't be the internet without people complaining.


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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #68 on: October 03, 2014, 03:37:40 PM
and lard. don't forget lard
Oh yes the lard. But sometimes we where cruel and didn't use the lard.

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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #69 on: October 03, 2014, 03:41:30 PM
Guys, you do realize that all the knights that went to Switzerland got their ass kicked, right?

Thanks Chako for that Photo:
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Yeah, yeah, I get it SOSAK ans SOON
Not my fault if you can't take a friendly jab... to the chest... with a halberd.
When you scroll down the page and look at that pic, it looks like the SAK's are rotating. :tu:


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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #70 on: October 03, 2014, 03:43:36 PM
Pub lunch Derek?
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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #71 on: October 03, 2014, 03:45:22 PM
Pub lunch Derek?
Not yet! :P   Scroll fast, and have it go off the top of the page.  I'm not crazy I tell ya, NOT CRAZY!!!!  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh


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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #72 on: October 03, 2014, 03:51:16 PM
Pub lunch Derek?
Not yet! :P   Scroll fast, and have it go off the top of the page.  I'm not crazy I tell ya, NOT CRAZY!!!!  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Yes, you are crazy. But despite that, I can see it too. As I said, awesome photo from Chako.
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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #73 on: October 03, 2014, 04:01:08 PM
Does this mean I have to put on pants when I visit the forum?  :P


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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #74 on: October 03, 2014, 04:03:00 PM
Going comando again Spork?

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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #75 on: October 03, 2014, 04:07:44 PM

Ah yes, the SOSAK HIT Squad. It is an elite group of SOSAK members used to kil.....er I mean neutralize SAKrilegious types and other soft targets selected by the Boss. One of the favorite weopens of the SOSAK HIT Squad was the Punishment Chicken. In other words, just a bunch of goofballs with SAKs. 

Nate

Roger that ! Good to know.


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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #76 on: October 03, 2014, 04:15:15 PM
Does this mean I have to put on pants when I visit the forum?  :P
'Don't know about you, I'll be wearing my tin underwear when visiting this corner of the MTO forums from now on.

(Not underwear in a tin.  It's an expression we have here for making fun of someone who's acting like a bada$$)

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ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #77 on: October 03, 2014, 04:15:42 PM
Actually, Swiss Man was the original SOSAK HITman. Highway Incident Technician. :D

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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #78 on: October 03, 2014, 06:18:48 PM
HOO-YAH!!!  :salute:
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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #79 on: October 03, 2014, 06:22:42 PM
Actually, Swiss Man was the original SOSAK HITman. Highway Incident Technician. :D

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I had forgotten about that. :facepalm:



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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #80 on: October 03, 2014, 06:25:16 PM
That HIT Squad sounds... interesting? :think:

Definitely watching my back(side) when in this neck of the woods. :rofl:


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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #81 on: October 04, 2014, 02:08:34 AM
Guys, you do realize that all the knights that went to Switzerland got their ass kicked, right?

Thanks Chako for that Photo:
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Yeah, yeah, I get it SOSAK ans SOON
Not my fault if you can't take a friendly jab... to the chest... with a halberd.

Give merit where merit is due, the Swiss were very reputable warriors / mercenaries back in the Middle Ages and among others they used a great weapon, one that combined with good training and discipline (see pike square) would prove very efficient both in offense and defense. After all, there must be a reason the Swiss Guard is still the Vatican city's military since 1506 AD.

Behold the Halberd.

An unforgiving piece of metal on a ~ 2m / 6ft pole:  (not my picture)
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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #82 on: October 04, 2014, 05:20:10 AM
Knights hacked  :ahhh how did I miss this ,OK less Fred's and more Sam's  :sak:  :salute:


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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #83 on: October 04, 2014, 11:06:41 AM
I can be sir-cumfrance  being I am sorta big
Or Sir Cumsizer if you're good with a knife.


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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #84 on: October 04, 2014, 12:53:43 PM
 :rofl:
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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #85 on: October 04, 2014, 01:30:46 PM
I can be sir-cumfrance  being I am sorta big
Or Sir Cumsizer if you're good with a knife.

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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #86 on: October 04, 2014, 02:20:54 PM
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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #87 on: October 04, 2014, 02:39:19 PM

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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #88 on: October 04, 2014, 03:43:09 PM
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Re: Consider yourselves Knighted!
Reply #89 on: October 04, 2014, 03:44:36 PM
Bunch of silly Swiss k-nig-hts.


 

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