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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #120 on: November 23, 2014, 05:09:15 PM
Can it be?

Cold shivers ran through their spines.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #121 on: November 23, 2014, 05:10:30 PM
It was. It was the much feared...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #122 on: November 23, 2014, 05:12:24 PM
and dreaded......
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #123 on: November 23, 2014, 05:14:04 PM
Pike fish. Monster of all. Fiery eyed beast of the lake. Size of Defs pink kayak.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #124 on: November 23, 2014, 05:19:52 PM
In its mouth were pieces of Def's pink kayak.

What could have happened to Def?
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #125 on: November 23, 2014, 05:20:02 PM
WTF? :think:
[When you say pink kayak, thats not some euphemism for something else is it?]
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #126 on: November 23, 2014, 05:22:04 PM
Then they heard a strange sound from the beasts stomack...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #127 on: November 23, 2014, 05:24:52 PM
Thumb thumb, someone please (curse words more horrific than your ears can take) get me out of (more cursing) here.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #128 on: November 23, 2014, 05:26:27 PM
Quote from: TheDude on November 23, 2014, 05:20:02 PM
WTF? :think:
[When you say pink kayak, thats not some euphemism for something else is it?]

Nope. Unfortinantely he has one, that he loves more than life itself...

Go on....
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #129 on: November 23, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
"Tally ho! " shouted Kirk, and jumped on the beast with his UK legal...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #130 on: November 23, 2014, 05:41:59 PM
Then, through the murky deep waters, salvation came .......can it really be............???

Was it he from Atlantis..... ????
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #131 on: November 23, 2014, 05:43:57 PM
Captain Spaulding with his treasure collection.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #132 on: November 23, 2014, 05:56:12 PM
But he had no time for the paddlers three,  the Capt'n was far too busy searching for his holy grail...the knifeless fuse!!!!!!!
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #133 on: November 23, 2014, 05:58:34 PM
But before he dived back under     water he threw a spyderco...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #134 on: November 23, 2014, 06:02:30 PM
....Into the night sky that spyderco flew....
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #135 on: November 23, 2014, 06:14:10 PM
In to the mouth of pike. You could hear Def screaming...
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #136 on: November 23, 2014, 06:32:28 PM
Ow!! WTF...as he rubbed his........
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #137 on: November 23, 2014, 06:37:23 PM
...and looked a bit dazed from the hit.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #138 on: November 23, 2014, 06:41:40 PM
Of a spydercos advertizing sign.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #139 on: November 23, 2014, 06:43:50 PM
Mean while the paddlers three broke into a song..

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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #140 on: November 23, 2014, 06:45:33 PM
Megan? where is Megan? we need a woman to cook the pike... Def thought...
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #141 on: November 23, 2014, 06:55:04 PM
Not realising that Megan was actually........
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #142 on: November 23, 2014, 06:57:55 PM
a terrible...
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #143 on: November 23, 2014, 06:58:57 PM
awful....
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #144 on: November 23, 2014, 06:59:12 PM
horrendous...
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #145 on: November 23, 2014, 07:01:41 PM
....Cook


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #146 on: November 23, 2014, 07:10:16 PM
 because she burns everything...
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #147 on: November 23, 2014, 07:14:26 PM

Keep it up you two and I fear YOUR chestnuts will be roasting on her fire this Christmas  :pok:
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #148 on: November 23, 2014, 07:21:06 PM
Back to the saga...

Meanwhile the Nagem, the feared pike looking creature who liked nothing better than gobbling seamen plunged to the depths of the lake......
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #149 on: November 23, 2014, 07:26:19 PM
But once invoked, Megan wanted to burn something... so the pink kayak went up in flames...
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