It was a dark and stormy night....

Millhouse · **Reply #150 on:** November 23, 2014, 07:42:04 PM

Meanwhile, Syph007 sensing something was wrong, started to build a very special SAK.

Crow · **Reply #151 on:** November 23, 2014, 07:48:26 PM

even for bucket of lard and a rubber chicken, this is not going to....

Grathr · **Reply #152 on:** November 23, 2014, 08:02:32 PM

... end well. Said Crow.

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tosh · **Reply #153 on:** November 23, 2014, 08:05:50 PM

The Syph special SAK was never intended for mortal man, there was only one who could contain its power....

Etherealicer · **Reply #154 on:** November 23, 2014, 08:17:52 PM

the dark lord of the cookies...

tosh · **Reply #155 on:** November 23, 2014, 08:24:56 PM

But bewarned you must never mutter his true name not even in a whisper, for those who do.........

Etherealicer · **Reply #156 on:** November 23, 2014, 08:27:22 PM

get a gift?

Etherealicer · **Reply #157 on:** November 23, 2014, 08:28:48 PM

cookies?

tosh · **Reply #158 on:** November 23, 2014, 08:31:23 PM

Meanwhile as the paddlers three ended their song, kirky began to yodel.....

Etherealicer · **Reply #159 on:** November 23, 2014, 08:34:30 PM

For those who speak his name get a good laught... apparently...

Etherealicer · **Reply #160 on:** November 23, 2014, 08:35:15 PM

If only I knew his name... something like kinky... kinky_ck?

tosh · **Reply #161 on:** November 23, 2014, 08:36:39 PM

Quote from: Etherealicer on November 23, 2014, 08:34:30 PM

For those who speak his name get a good laught... apparently...

Not Good, but death by laughter, the funniest death you ever saw....

Etherealicer · **Reply #162 on:** November 23, 2014, 08:39:05 PM

And like a Valkyrie a clown will decent and take you to the big circus tent...

Grathr · **Reply #163 on:** November 23, 2014, 09:00:52 PM

...where Graham Chapman will tell you the funniest joke in the world over abd over again.

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Millhouse · **Reply #164 on:** November 23, 2014, 09:26:45 PM

Meanwhile, Def is stranded on a desert island, all alone. Or so he thought....

Etherealicer · **Reply #165 on:** November 23, 2014, 09:27:43 PM

because its not an island, its a turtle...

Crow · **Reply #166 on:** November 23, 2014, 09:48:58 PM

But with Spydie ad, pikes skull and a knifeless fuse he will craft a canoo out of pikes skull...

Etherealicer · **Reply #167 on:** November 23, 2014, 09:51:41 PM

too bad he lit the knifeless fuse... and everything exploded...

Etherealicer · **Reply #168 on:** November 23, 2014, 10:13:31 PM

Thats what I get for not using a SAK he thought flying through space...

Millhouse · **Reply #169 on:** November 23, 2014, 10:50:59 PM

Def gets engulfed in a wormhole and finds himself back in time in 1975. He materialises in a little Fiat, being driven by Tim Leatherman.

Etherealicer · **Reply #170 on:** November 23, 2014, 10:53:16 PM

Sadly, lots of the worms from the hole joined them in the little fiat... grooossss...

tosh · **Reply #171 on:** November 23, 2014, 11:42:42 PM

The worms quickly bury themselves into EVERY vacant orifice

it's at that exact moment young Tim has a vision.........

TheDude · **Reply #172 on:** November 24, 2014, 02:20:14 AM

The seamen were soon exhausted but the Nagem. And was was to tap on the door of the unit but....

ColoSwiss · **Reply #173 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:16:46 AM

"but.. but.. butter" they said, "that's what we need to cook this fish, not a bucket of putrid lard."

Millhouse · **Reply #174 on:** November 24, 2014, 08:19:33 AM

Meanwhile, back in the Fiat which has broken down, young Tim Leatherman was thinking how much he needed pliers to fix the car. Suddenly Def fixes the car with his bare hands, Tim decides pliers aren't so important, and the PST is never invented.

Etherealicer · **Reply #175 on:** November 24, 2014, 09:16:47 AM

... but due to the time-travel paradox, Def vanishes and the car breaks down again...

Etherealicer · **Reply #176 on:** November 24, 2014, 09:17:12 AM

right in front of a Chinese business man...

edap617 · **Reply #177 on:** November 24, 2014, 10:55:48 AM

A white lady floating in the air appeared...

Etherealicer · **Reply #178 on:** November 24, 2014, 11:47:32 AM

You two should work together, flood the world market with cheap, poorly designed MTs, the white lady said and vanished into thin air...

TheDude · **Reply #179 on:** November 24, 2014, 12:03:45 PM

Then there was dust.

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