It was a dark and stormy night....

J.G. · **Reply #180 on:** November 24, 2014, 12:54:21 PM

Sparkling, magical dust. That could be used to ...

TheDude · **Reply #181 on:** November 24, 2014, 01:31:18 PM

CREATE A PARALLEL UNIVERSE

Etherealicer · **Reply #182 on:** November 24, 2014, 01:32:16 PM

with laws that forbid knife blades from not being pink...

J.G. · **Reply #183 on:** November 24, 2014, 01:35:28 PM

and these very same laws force them to be made out of rubber.

Etherealicer · **Reply #184 on:** November 24, 2014, 01:41:27 PM

But that was all in favor of Tim and his Chinese partner, this way, no one could make a better product than them, even if they wanted...

derekmac · **Reply #185 on:** November 24, 2014, 07:07:35 PM

an MT made out of butter, with a built in popcorn popper.

Crow · **Reply #186 on:** November 24, 2014, 07:47:47 PM

But was that enough for Tim?

derekmac · **Reply #187 on:** November 24, 2014, 07:48:58 PM

Tim wanted more. He needed the be able to carry the power of the 7 gods in his pocket.

Crow · **Reply #188 on:** November 24, 2014, 07:55:49 PM

He had just heard of unobtanium, one that greatest Vics are made of.

ColoSwiss · **Reply #189 on:** November 24, 2014, 11:01:14 PM

but which, when combined with Illudium Q-36, creates a black hole.

Millhouse · **Reply #190 on:** November 25, 2014, 08:53:07 AM

Fast forward 1 million years. Earth is a desolate wasteland. The solitary figure of Kirky is huddled over a fire, trying to open a tin of Spam with a knockoff SAK.

What could have happened.....

Crow · **Reply #191 on:** November 25, 2014, 08:55:48 AM

It was the war between Tim and Chinese guy that did this.

Kampfer · **Reply #192 on:** November 25, 2014, 08:57:46 AM

All quiet on the western front,
Guns loaded, no looters show up.
Good night America.

TheDude · **Reply #193 on:** November 25, 2014, 11:43:49 AM

Rewind 999,999 years....

Etherealicer · **Reply #194 on:** November 25, 2014, 11:52:01 AM

The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools

derekmac · **Reply #195 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:24:56 PM

Penny made us all

edap617 · **Reply #196 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:32:20 PM

and then 2 werewolves suddenly appear and you only have 1 silver bullet.

J.G. · **Reply #197 on:** November 25, 2014, 12:40:54 PM

You shoot Penny in the knee so the werewolves will devour her as you make it to safety.

tosh · **Reply #198 on:** November 25, 2014, 01:22:13 PM

But the clever werewolves appreciate you for disabling Penny (She 'll make a nice midnight feast) and thus turn their attention to.........

Millhouse · **Reply #199 on:** November 25, 2014, 02:51:49 PM

Megan, who is frying bacon.

Etherealicer · **Reply #200 on:** November 25, 2014, 02:55:17 PM

Everybody knows werewolves are vegetarians, so they set off to educate Megan on the errors of her ways; that meat is murder; and how unhealthy it is to eat meat.