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It was a dark and stormy night....

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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #30 on: November 20, 2014, 08:19:22 PM
....The dwarf reached for his back pocket and....
Eventually even McGyver got himself a Leatherman


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #31 on: November 20, 2014, 08:23:38 PM
Pulled out a....


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #32 on: November 20, 2014, 08:27:56 PM
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #33 on: November 20, 2014, 08:35:34 PM
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #34 on: November 20, 2014, 08:41:20 PM
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #35 on: November 20, 2014, 08:46:13 PM
Pulled out a....


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #36 on: November 20, 2014, 09:25:33 PM
Pulled out a....


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #37 on: November 20, 2014, 10:24:24 PM
....A mint condition 1884 Elsener original SAK... :o
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #38 on: November 20, 2014, 10:25:55 PM
....A mint condition 1884 Elsener original SAK... :o
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #39 on: November 20, 2014, 10:44:49 PM
But they were too polite to hurt him. Then suddenly...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #40 on: November 20, 2014, 10:52:15 PM
Def comes jumping out of some bushes!


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #41 on: November 20, 2014, 10:57:54 PM
Armed only with a pellet gun and a Leatherman MUT.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #42 on: November 20, 2014, 11:01:44 PM
And wearing a little black dress.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #43 on: November 20, 2014, 11:04:16 PM
Thinking to himself, if only I can get back to my pink craft of water threading+3 before...
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #44 on: November 20, 2014, 11:33:01 PM
Megan sees me and starts laughing.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #45 on: November 20, 2014, 11:51:20 PM
And then, with the corner of his eye he saw it; a SAKberry.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #46 on: November 20, 2014, 11:53:51 PM
Meanwhile in a little town called.......
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #47 on: November 20, 2014, 11:59:27 PM
Spamville.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #48 on: November 21, 2014, 12:16:13 AM
A drunk monkey was try to play his Xbox.

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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #49 on: November 21, 2014, 12:50:16 AM
and the monkey thought there has to be a better way to manage all these cables.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #50 on: November 21, 2014, 01:07:43 AM
So the monkey grabs his sword and goes on a quest to find a .......
Nate

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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #51 on: November 21, 2014, 04:09:46 AM
.. Wild Man of Borneo (who has moved to Sulawesi).
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #52 on: November 21, 2014, 05:23:18 AM
Meanwile in another town called....


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #53 on: November 21, 2014, 08:18:27 AM
I Blame Kirky.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #54 on: November 21, 2014, 08:58:03 AM
Kirky steps out from the bar.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #55 on: November 21, 2014, 09:53:21 AM
Stumbles down the steps and sees....
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #56 on: November 21, 2014, 11:25:43 AM
and the monkey thought there has to be a better way to manage all these cables.
So, he replaced them with rope...
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #57 on: November 21, 2014, 12:41:06 PM
And decided to plot his revenge against...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #58 on: November 21, 2014, 12:54:15 PM
Grant, for the abuse of his alligator friend.
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #59 on: November 21, 2014, 12:55:40 PM
"Graaaaaaant!!!!!" He screamed at the ceiling, before he...


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