It was a dark and stormy night....

Sweety-Sama · **Reply #510 on:** December 08, 2014, 01:31:06 PM

Mjölnir swished past the crow and hit the green thing on the head

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derekmac · **Reply #511 on:** December 08, 2014, 01:38:05 PM

It turns out, the green man is an unmovable object.

Crow · **Reply #512 on:** December 08, 2014, 01:47:15 PM

Drool dropped on green thing jaw as he was surprized by attack.

jacktrades · **Reply #513 on:** December 08, 2014, 03:57:54 PM

And then a mouse ran after a little snake.

Grathr · **Reply #514 on:** December 08, 2014, 04:46:36 PM

Thor stepped on the snake, ate the mouse and walked over to the green thing.

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jacktrades · **Reply #515 on:** December 08, 2014, 05:30:44 PM

The green thing threw Thor back on the snake.

Millhouse · **Reply #516 on:** December 08, 2014, 06:01:24 PM

Yelling, "Hulk Smash".

derekmac · **Reply #517 on:** December 08, 2014, 06:04:41 PM

Thor yelled back "Don't make me whip you with this snake!"

Grathr · **Reply #518 on:** December 08, 2014, 06:42:48 PM

And raised Mjølner above his head

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jacktrades · **Reply #519 on:** December 08, 2014, 06:50:38 PM

..letting it fall on the little snake's head.

Sweety-Sama · **Reply #520 on:** December 08, 2014, 07:06:38 PM

The snake hissed in agony and anger! First it was stepped on and then someone dropped something heavy on it!
This thing was so heavy, the snake couldn't move. The hissing got louder.

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jacktrades · **Reply #521 on:** December 08, 2014, 07:18:01 PM

Hey, what are we doing ? asked the green thing

Sweety-Sama · **Reply #522 on:** December 08, 2014, 07:32:28 PM

"We are singing!" Shouted a voice from the off.
"BARBER:I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.I sleep all night and I work all day.MOUNTIES:He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.He sleeps all night and he works all day.BARBER:I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.I go to the lavatory.On Wednesdays I go shoppin'And have buttered scones for tea.MOUNTIES:He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.He goes to the lavatory.On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'And has buttered scones for tea.He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.He sleeps all night and he works all day.BARBER:I cut down trees. I skip and jump.I like to press wild flowers.I put on women's clothingAnd hang around in bars.MOUNTIES:He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.He likes to press wild flowers.He puts on women's clothingAnd hangs around in bars?!He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.He sleeps all night and he works all day.BARBER:I cut down trees. I wear high heels,Suspendies, and a bra.I wish I'd been a girlie,Just like my dear Papa. ["Mama" in very first version]MOUNTIES:He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,Suspendies, and a bra?![talking]What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter![singing]He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.He sleeps all night and he works all day.He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.He sleeps all night and he works all day."

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Yadda · **Reply #523 on:** December 08, 2014, 07:42:38 PM

Quote from: derekmac on December 08, 2014, 06:04:41 PM

Thor yelled back "Don't make me whip you with this snake!"

I'm pretty sure this line came from a XXX movie....

Yadda · **Reply #524 on:** December 08, 2014, 07:43:56 PM

... And now for something completely different....

Sweety-Sama · **Reply #525 on:** December 08, 2014, 07:45:41 PM

Meanwhile in China a sack of rice fell over.

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jacktrades · **Reply #526 on:** December 08, 2014, 07:48:47 PM

...right when the little snake was passing by.

Yadda · **Reply #527 on:** December 08, 2014, 07:53:10 PM

Crushing the snake. The snake's soul was then reincarnated into......

Sweety-Sama · **Reply #528 on:** December 08, 2014, 08:03:42 PM

A potted plant. A petunia, to be precise. It then though, in a big sigh "oh, no. Not again..."

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Crow · **Reply #529 on:** December 08, 2014, 08:25:08 PM

Then horse came and ate petunia.

Grathr · **Reply #530 on:** December 08, 2014, 08:55:30 PM

And on that horse sat...

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Sweety-Sama · **Reply #531 on:** December 08, 2014, 09:03:42 PM

DEATH!

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Sweety-Sama · **Reply #532 on:** December 08, 2014, 09:05:28 PM

Clad in a black robe, with blue never ending eyes that shined like thousand of stars. In his hand a sharp scythe.

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RT1969 · **Reply #533 on:** December 08, 2014, 09:07:13 PM

"Oh, you must be the gardener." the housewife said upon opening the door of her little cottage.

Sweety-Sama · **Reply #534 on:** December 08, 2014, 09:08:00 PM

I AM THE GRIM REAPER

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Crow · **Reply #535 on:** December 08, 2014, 09:11:24 PM

Great. My garden needs a bit of reaping. Weeds have gotten big.

Sweety-Sama · **Reply #536 on:** December 08, 2014, 09:13:40 PM

NO! I AM THE GRIM REAPER!

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Millhouse · **Reply #537 on:** December 08, 2014, 09:41:24 PM

Def, having now calmed now and no longer green, shouts "you may be the grim reaper, but you're holding a Leatherman Leap with no knife blade installed".

Grathr · **Reply #538 on:** December 09, 2014, 06:00:38 AM

"Huh?" Said the reaper, looking at the red leap in his hand.

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Crow · **Reply #539 on:** December 09, 2014, 06:06:23 AM

How am i suppose to cause terror with this? (Hurts himself while installing blade). Damned you whom invented this.

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