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It was a dark and stormy night....

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us Offline JBW1

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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #810 on: January 04, 2015, 02:01:55 AM
The Bermuda triangle, the place of lost dreams, kites, socks and tools


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #811 on: January 04, 2015, 05:28:00 AM
... Because he had heard a rumor (started by Kirky) that the perfect multitool could be found on a hidden island there...
"It didn't hurt, flirt, blood squirt, stuffed shirt, hang me on a tree
After I count down three rounds, in Hell I'll be in good company" -  The Dead South


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #812 on: January 08, 2015, 01:06:27 PM
FANTASY ISLAND!!! :o
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #813 on: January 08, 2015, 07:46:41 PM
... The plane!.... The plane!...
"It didn't hurt, flirt, blood squirt, stuffed shirt, hang me on a tree
After I count down three rounds, in Hell I'll be in good company" -  The Dead South


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #814 on: January 08, 2015, 11:38:43 PM
What was Def's fantasy?
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #815 on: January 09, 2015, 12:08:02 AM
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #816 on: January 09, 2015, 04:10:27 PM
Def was busy dreaming about smooth wood, when he awoke to...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #817 on: January 09, 2015, 04:43:21 PM
...wood... :whistle:
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #818 on: January 10, 2015, 12:42:08 AM
Woodworm.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #819 on: January 10, 2015, 08:32:25 AM
Falling from the ceiling.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #820 on: January 10, 2015, 10:39:35 AM
Ewww!
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #821 on: January 17, 2015, 08:55:41 AM
Def swore to lay off the absinthe. Besides, rubbing alcohol  was cheaper, and if you filtered it through rye bread it became rye whiskey.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #822 on: January 17, 2015, 09:37:06 AM
Def swore to lay off the absinthe. Besides, rubbing alcohol  was cheaper, and if you filtered it through rye bread it became rye whiskey.
That is when Defs Scottish ancestors not just turned, but rose from their graves and :twak: :twak: :twak: Def to pulp for putting rubbing alcohol and whisky in the same thought...
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #823 on: January 20, 2015, 01:03:26 AM
... And a passing rabbi  kicked him for wasting rye bread when it could have been used with pastrami  :twak:
« Last Edit: January 20, 2015, 01:05:23 AM by Yadda »
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #824 on: February 04, 2015, 02:33:49 AM
Def came to two weeks later in a hospital, suffering from amnesia, a social disease, terminal athlete's foot, and assorted other 'soap opera' maladies.


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #825 on: February 04, 2015, 06:44:55 AM
I blame Kirky
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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #826 on: February 04, 2015, 05:08:39 PM
Even though it's not his fault.  We all know it was really...


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Re: It was a dark and stormy night....
Reply #827 on: February 04, 2015, 05:22:19 PM
the two bottles of Crown Royal Def chugged right before bed.
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