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Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 60,731 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Swiss Army Knights Banner
« on: November 23, 2014, 09:28:25 PM »
Who wants to be a Swiss Army Knight?

Yes, you can post in this forum if you aren't a Knight, but if you get a banner (see the banner on the left) then everyone will know your dedication to the Swiss Army Knights!

How do you get one?  Simple- declare your dedication to the Swiss Army Knights by reciting The Oath and posting a photo of your EDC SAK.

I, _____your name here_____, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

If that oath looks familiar then you must be an old school SOSAK member!  :SAKnight:

Def

OCD Squad Leader Admin Team Zombie Apprentice Posts: 11,508
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2014, 09:34:58 PM »
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight

Emergency Kit: Ovo Sport, chocolate, cheese, crispbread and a coin
Global Moderator Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,010 I may get older but I refuse to grow up.
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2014, 09:35:57 PM »
I, enki_ck, being of relatively sound mind (yeah, right :rofl: ) and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

Global Moderator Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,010 I may get older but I refuse to grow up.
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2014, 09:37:57 PM »
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight

To spread the love for the best pocket tool ever invented. ;) And carry it regularly to help the people in need.  :SAKnight:
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 60,731 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2014, 09:41:21 PM »
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight

In the old days, on a site far, far away, true SAK enthusiasts joined a certain Secret Order to uphold all that was truly SAK.  While that Order still exists, it has grown boring and wayward.  The true followers of the SAK have gathered here to continue the tradition and uphold the ideals originally set forth in the Order.

That's what it means to be a Swiss Army Knight.

Plus you get a banner.

Def

OCD Squad Leader Admin Team Zombie Apprentice Posts: 11,508
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2014, 09:41:38 PM »
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight

To spread the love for the best pocket tool ever invented. ;) And carry it regularly to help the people in need.  :SAKnight:
Does that include Wengers? Kidding :rofl:


I, Etherealicer, being capable to write my name, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

Emergency Kit: Ovo Sport, chocolate, cheese, crispbread and a coin
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2014, 09:45:19 PM »
Me, me, me

I, Corwyn, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.
 
Main edc keeps changing between SwissChamp and Compact, but this little guy never leaves my side:

Corwyn of Multitool, the First of His name, King of Victorinox, King of Leatherman, Gerber and the First Generation SOG, Lord of the Seven Wrenches, Protector of the Forum, Khal of the Bushes, called Corwyn Toolborn, the Unsharpened, Father of SAKs.
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 60,731 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2014, 09:46:09 PM »
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight

To spread the love for the best pocket tool ever invented. ;) And carry it regularly to help the people in need.  :SAKnight:
Does that include Wengers? Kidding :rofl:


I, Etherealicer, being capable to write my name, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

No picture?  :P

And yes, it most definitely includes Wengers.  :D

Def

OCD Squad Leader Admin Team Zombie Apprentice Posts: 11,508
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2014, 09:47:20 PM »
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight

To spread the love for the best pocket tool ever invented. ;) And carry it regularly to help the people in need.  :SAKnight:
Does that include Wengers? Kidding :rofl:


I, Etherealicer, being capable to write my name, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part I die and my collection is passed on to my successor.
Just noted that the oath is all wrong, SAKS DO NOT RUST

Emergency Kit: Ovo Sport, chocolate, cheese, crispbread and a coin
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2014, 09:50:05 PM »
What does it mean to be a Swiss Army Knight

To spread the love for the best pocket tool ever invented. ;) And carry it regularly to help the people in need.  :SAKnight:
Does that include Wengers? Kidding :rofl:


I, Etherealicer, being capable to write my name, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part I die and my collection is passed on to my successor.
Just noted that the oath is all wrong, SAKS DO NOT RUST

Exactly, so you shall never be apart

I'm a total legend..... in my own mind- Herley
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 60,731 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2014, 09:50:37 PM »
Bingo.  :D

Def

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2014, 09:52:27 PM »
I, Styx, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

P.S. I wanna be buried with my SAK, just in case

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

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Global Moderator Absolute Zombie Club Posts: 20,010 I may get older but I refuse to grow up.
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2014, 09:54:28 PM »
Are all your cameras broken. :twak:

Or did everyone drop them in a lake? :P
No Life Club Posts: 3,519
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2014, 09:54:59 PM »
 :worthless: ... you

Corwyn of Multitool, the First of His name, King of Victorinox, King of Leatherman, Gerber and the First Generation SOG, Lord of the Seven Wrenches, Protector of the Forum, Khal of the Bushes, called Corwyn Toolborn, the Unsharpened, Father of SAKs.
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2014, 09:56:07 PM »
I, Sir Guy Of SAKs (aka SAK Guy), being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

Usually two for EDC...an ALOX and a Cellidor.

- Robert

Attending ALOX Anonymous meetings since 1983!



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Quo Fata Ferunt
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I aim to misbehave.
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 60,731 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2014, 09:58:52 PM »
Are all your cameras broken. :twak:

Or did everyone drop them in a lake? :P

That's hilarious!

Def

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2014, 10:01:05 PM »

I, 3in1, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.


Global Moderator Point Of No Return Posts: 36,185
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2014, 10:03:10 PM »
I, zoidberg, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to use my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

OCD Squad Leader Admin Team Zombie Apprentice Posts: 11,508
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2014, 10:04:26 PM »
Apologies




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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2014, 10:10:14 PM »
I, Smashie, being of sound mind and body (a complete basket case), hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to use my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2014, 10:10:35 PM »
I still post a pic now and then on the sosak .

It's gotten slow over there.

I, JAfromMn, being of unsound mind and pretty sound body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to use my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.



Defend the Hive!!!
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 60,731 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2014, 10:11:04 PM »
Caught up to here....

:D

Def

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2014, 10:12:27 PM »
By the way boss, I think the Charter member banner is broken. It seems to appear double to people...

Corwyn of Multitool, the First of His name, King of Victorinox, King of Leatherman, Gerber and the First Generation SOG, Lord of the Seven Wrenches, Protector of the Forum, Khal of the Bushes, called Corwyn Toolborn, the Unsharpened, Father of SAKs.
Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 60,731 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2014, 10:14:20 PM »
Yeah, that's a glitch in the Matrix.  For some reason all Charters have Charter listed as primary and secondary membergroups.  We'll leave it as is for now until we are sure that altering it doesn't mess up the way the Charter Membership is set up. 

Thanks for pointing it out though.  :D

Def

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2014, 10:14:47 PM »
LOL Grant - that's a trip back to the old days isn't it? Good idea for some fun.  :tu:

I, Joe58, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.



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