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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1110 on: February 09, 2018, 06:49:54 PM »
I, MTMatt, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.


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« Reply #1111 on: February 09, 2018, 06:57:54 PM »
Hi and welcome to the Swiss Army Knights  :tu:

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« Reply #1112 on: February 09, 2018, 07:21:55 PM »
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« Reply #1113 on: February 09, 2018, 07:37:46 PM »
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« Reply #1114 on: February 09, 2018, 07:39:52 PM »
Like your collection of saks  :like:

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« Reply #1115 on: February 09, 2018, 07:46:17 PM »
Hi and welcome to the Swiss Army Knights  :tu:

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« Reply #1116 on: February 10, 2018, 02:35:45 AM »
Now go forward and recruit worthy new knights   :salute:

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« Reply #1117 on: February 10, 2018, 02:42:06 AM »

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« Reply #1118 on: February 10, 2018, 03:47:07 AM »
Welcome all new knights :SAKnight:


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« Reply #1119 on: February 10, 2018, 09:57:08 AM »
Thanks all for the warm welcome.
Going out looking for new recruits...

Or alternatively  :climber:

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« Reply #1120 on: February 13, 2018, 03:44:26 PM »
I, Nick4, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.
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« Reply #1121 on: February 13, 2018, 03:52:10 PM »
Arise SIr Nick4 (Nick 4 who?  :pok:)

Sally forth unto the kingdom with vigour and derring do. Faint not if thy SAK accidently closes on your finger, for Swiss Army Knights doth not flinch at the sight of thine own blood. Let Chivalry guide you on thy path of courage and self denial. Act with empathy and feilty and donst thou laugh at, nor poke fun of Butch for he doth used to carry a Chinese copy of a Swiss Army Knife. He hath been led unto the light now so showeth him humility and kindness, for who among us hath not at some time owned a Chinese SAK? I know I have.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1122 on: February 13, 2018, 04:13:42 PM »
I, Nick4, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

Hi Nick4 welcome to :MTO:
And welcome to the Swiss Army Knights  :salute:

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« Reply #1123 on: February 13, 2018, 04:26:51 PM »
Dear Sir magentus and Sir Wspeed,

Thank you for your warm greetings and the precepts!

I will try to deserve the high honor of be a Swiss Army Knight.

Nick 4 who?
Hope, for everybody but Old Nick. :)
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« Reply #1124 on: February 13, 2018, 04:32:53 PM »
Dear Sir magentus and Sir Wspeed,

Thank you for your warm greetings and the precepts!

I will try to deserve the high honor of be a Swiss Army Knight.

Nick 4 who?
Hope, for everybody but Old Nick. :)
Make sure you introduce yourself in new member forum :whistle:
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« Reply #1125 on: February 13, 2018, 04:43:42 PM »
Make sure you introduce yourself in new member forum :whistle:
Sure, thank you!
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« Reply #1126 on: February 13, 2018, 07:36:58 PM »
Welcome. Sir Nick4  :salute:

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« Reply #1127 on: February 13, 2018, 08:04:55 PM »
Welcome Old Nick   :D
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« Reply #1128 on: February 13, 2018, 08:11:17 PM »
Welcome, Sir Nick4!  :salute:

And Mags is mostly correct. We don't poke fun at Butch much anymore; not regularly, any way.    :climber:
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« Reply #1129 on: February 13, 2018, 08:18:58 PM »
Greetings and salutations to all you recent Sirs and Ladies of the most noble order of the Swiss Army Knights!  :salute:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1130 on: February 13, 2018, 08:20:02 PM »
Arise SIr Nick4 (Nick 4 who?  :pok:)

Sally forth unto the kingdom with vigour and derring do. Faint not if thy SAK accidently closes on your finger, for Swiss Army Knights doth not flinch at the sight of thine own blood. Let Chivalry guide you on thy path of courage and self denial. Act with empathy and feilty and donst thou laugh at, nor poke fun of Butch for he doth used to carry a Chinese copy of a Swiss Army Knife. He hath been led unto the light now so showeth him humility and kindness, for who among us hath not at some time owned a Chinese SAK? I know I have.

A Hey Nonny Nonny and a foldy roll!

 :rofl:. ...err... I mean  :salute:
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1131 on: February 13, 2018, 11:31:20 PM »
I, ___Caseman___, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.
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« Reply #1132 on: February 13, 2018, 11:37:06 PM »
Welcome Sir Caseman!  :cheers:
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« Reply #1133 on: February 13, 2018, 11:38:09 PM »
Welcome!  :climber:
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« Reply #1134 on: February 13, 2018, 11:47:57 PM »
Welcome Caseman :SAKnight:
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« Reply #1135 on: February 13, 2018, 11:52:05 PM »
Welcome to the realm, sir Caseman  :SAKnight:
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« Reply #1136 on: February 13, 2018, 11:55:10 PM »
Welcome to the Swiss Army Knights  :salute:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1137 on: February 14, 2018, 01:10:30 AM »
Welcome Sir Caseman  :salute:
Art thou displaying a Huntsman?
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1138 on: February 14, 2018, 05:54:27 AM »
I, sir_mike, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

I have quite a few!

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1139 on: February 14, 2018, 07:29:44 AM »
Bannered.   :tu:

 

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