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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1590 on: November 13, 2018, 10:04:36 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1591 on: November 18, 2018, 04:11:27 AM »
I must be punished.

I left my SAK at home today.

I was in such a hurry, got up late, I grabbed the phone and "assumed" I had my tool in my pocket.

When I arrived at work...........no tool. :ahhh
and I bloody well need it  :dunno:

I went to the kitchen and grabbed the only "sharp" serrated edged knife in there to cut up my tomatoes.
and made a terrible mess, its as sharp as a broom handle. :rant:

Im gonna miss my knife all day

Hope this dont get me drummed out of the SAK banner :twak:
Next time fake it,  paint the handle red, quick dry and carry on... :dunno:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1592 on: November 19, 2018, 08:48:05 PM »
Ill be away all this week.
First thing I packed was my Herc, then everything else.

And already it has come in handy, I needed to tighten a loose screw in my car that was starting to really annoy me.
It was a screw holding the Klaxton horn to the bracket, rattle rattle rattle.
Tightened it and all fixed. no more annoying rattle.

You may well ask why I didn't do this while I was at home?
Because I couldn't work out what is was, it was by fluke I found it.

Then when I got to work I needed to open a crate, the knife they use in the store was more a blunt saw, I walked up and just parted the nylon strapping like it was cotton.

I cut my sandwich and even used it to remove the biggest bloody staple I have ever seen.

Without my Herc, I would still be listening to Rattle, rattle, rattle, hacking away at strapping, eating my sandwich like a barbarian and fighting with the worlds largest staple.


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1593 on: November 21, 2018, 02:01:36 AM »
Welcome Valkie!  :SAKnight:
« Last Edit: November 21, 2018, 02:03:35 AM by Iron Man 2 »

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1594 on: November 21, 2018, 07:18:09 AM »
Oeh, I see I have to take a picture of all of my SAKs?

I swear I own a lot of them!!!

Gonna sleep first, just finished the graveyard shift.
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1595 on: November 21, 2018, 09:03:54 AM »
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1596 on: November 21, 2018, 09:04:26 AM »
Oeh, I see I have to take a picture of all of my SAKs?

I swear I own a lot of them!!!

Gonna sleep first, just finished the graveyard shift.

A pic of one will do fine.   :tu:
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Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1597 on: November 21, 2018, 10:14:50 AM »
Okay!!! Behold of the holy Huntsman…



I, Serena, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2018, 10:26:29 AM by Serena »
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1598 on: November 21, 2018, 10:19:10 AM »
Nice silvertech scales.   :tu:   Now, go read the first post and try again.   :pok:
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1599 on: November 21, 2018, 10:26:41 AM »
Nice silvertech scales.   :tu:   Now, go read the first post and try again.   :pok:
Edited!!!
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1600 on: November 21, 2018, 10:33:39 AM »
Nice silvertech scales.   :tu:   Now, go read the first post and try again.   :pok:
Edited!!!

And.....     bannered, congrats!
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1601 on: November 21, 2018, 11:13:21 AM »
Congrats Serena!
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1602 on: November 21, 2018, 11:35:39 AM »
Welcome to the Knights, Serena!  :SAKnight:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1603 on: November 21, 2018, 12:22:19 PM »
Welcome to the Swiss Army Knights Serena :salute:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1604 on: November 21, 2018, 01:34:16 PM »
Welcome Lady S  :cheers:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1605 on: November 21, 2018, 03:17:04 PM »
Thanks very much!!! I'm honored…
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1606 on: November 21, 2018, 09:05:55 PM »
Welcome to the Right and Honorful Order of the Swiss Army Knights, Lady Serena!  :salute:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1607 on: November 22, 2018, 01:50:55 AM »

Hello Beastie.
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1608 on: November 27, 2018, 02:00:08 AM »
Do we know how many Knights are in our kingdom?    :think:
Senior Knight Grant?  :salute:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1609 on: November 27, 2018, 03:52:41 AM »
Three hundred and seventy nine.
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1610 on: November 27, 2018, 08:29:37 PM »
Does that include Sir Cumference? He's the roundest of all knights...  :pok:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1611 on: November 27, 2018, 08:32:07 PM »
Seriously though, I thought there would be more...   :think:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1612 on: November 27, 2018, 08:36:55 PM »
We don’t just let anyone join  :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1613 on: November 27, 2018, 08:37:55 PM »
But yes seriously that is a low number  :think:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1614 on: November 27, 2018, 08:51:40 PM »
I could join cause Standard goes everywhere where i go so here it goes

I, Antti Lammi, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1615 on: November 27, 2018, 08:56:28 PM »
Where is your pic Antti?   :pok:
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1616 on: November 27, 2018, 09:04:12 PM »
Well damn i forgetted pic but here it is now

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1617 on: November 27, 2018, 09:10:18 PM »
Bannered, number 380.   :tu:
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1618 on: November 27, 2018, 09:18:00 PM »
Awesome, thank you very much im gonna carry my SAK now much prouder than before

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #1619 on: November 27, 2018, 09:53:33 PM »
Welcome to the Swiss Army Knights Antti :salute:

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