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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #930 on: September 14, 2017, 08:20:23 AM »
I, _____Adi Firdaus_____, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #931 on: September 14, 2017, 09:23:56 AM »
Bannered, welcome to the boards Adi Firdaus.   :cheers:
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« Reply #932 on: September 14, 2017, 09:30:54 AM »
Bannered, welcome to the boards Adi Firdaus.   :cheers:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #933 on: September 14, 2017, 09:32:18 AM »
Welcome and Selamat Datang to MTO Adi... :SAKnight:


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #934 on: September 14, 2017, 10:05:55 AM »
Welcome and Selamat Datang to MTO Adi... :SAKnight:


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #935 on: September 14, 2017, 11:03:41 AM »
Welcome and Selamat Datang to MTO Adi... :SAKnight:


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #936 on: September 23, 2017, 04:07:59 AM »
I, Blackiusbeardius, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

I rotate my larger saks, but always have the classic on my keys:


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #937 on: September 23, 2017, 06:53:30 AM »
I, Brock O Lee, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

An alox Pioneer, in some flavour or another, has been at my side for around 20 years.

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #938 on: September 24, 2017, 02:53:59 AM »
I knight thee Sir Blackbeard and Sir Brock o Lee :SAKnight:

Arise knights and go forth and SAK :salute: :D

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« Reply #939 on: September 24, 2017, 03:20:04 AM »
I knight thee Sir Blackbeard and Sir Brock o Lee :SAKnight:

Arise knights and go forth and SAK :salute: :D


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #940 on: September 24, 2017, 03:31:28 AM »
Congratulations gentleman   :cheers:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #941 on: September 24, 2017, 04:00:16 AM »
Welcome to the Most Holy Order of the Swiss Army Knights, Sirs and Lady! :SAKnight: :SAKnight:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #942 on: September 24, 2017, 08:26:23 AM »
Thank you kind sirs. I promise to buy more Saks, and convince others of their awesomeness  :climber:

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« Reply #943 on: September 24, 2017, 08:00:52 PM »
Congrats Gents  :drink:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #944 on: September 25, 2017, 06:39:35 PM »
Welcome Adi Firdaus, Blackbeard and Brock O Lee   :salute:  :cheers:

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« Reply #945 on: September 26, 2017, 12:30:39 AM »
I, Kylehca,
being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.

I have carried an Explorer since 2005 which I have recently lost.
Replaced with a beautiful Super Tinker



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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #946 on: September 26, 2017, 06:02:50 AM »
My first quest as a knight: Rescued a deluxe tinker from the clutches of a crusty old ogre(my father  :rofl:) who never, ever used it. after 5 years in his posession he claims to have only used the toothpick. so I traded him my hp printer so he could have a printer that works with his older Vista os, new printers cant run on the old system, and I don't use it much.

Glad to have the Vic back, just spent an hour cleaning the crud out of it and reoiling, lesson learned  :facepalm:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #947 on: September 26, 2017, 06:28:37 AM »
Well Done on the Deluxe Tinker!!



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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #948 on: September 26, 2017, 06:40:08 AM »
2.5 hour round trip drive, and about an hour to install the printer, but worth it, the scales a little worse for wear from when I first owned it, but it has some character now I guess...never give give your elderly parents anything bigger than a classic  :twak:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #949 on: September 26, 2017, 07:46:57 AM »
2.5 hour round trip drive, and about an hour to install the printer, but worth it, the scales a little worse for wear from when I first owned it, but it has some character now I guess...never give give your elderly parents anything bigger than a classic  :twak:
What a noble knight's endeavour sir!
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #950 on: September 26, 2017, 02:19:50 PM »
Arise Sir kylehca! Gird thy loins to live henceforth as a Swiss Knight with Courage. Valour and meticulous personal hygiene (not like that Knave Sir Pablo O'Brien who doth never wash his undergarments).

Yea verily shall ye uphold the lofty standards of a Swiss Knight and forthwith for eternity lest thy noble chivalry and brothers (and sisters) in arms let ye not forsooth and for ever more.  :salute:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #951 on: September 26, 2017, 09:15:12 PM »
Congratulations Kylehca!   :cheers:

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Crunch, MTO Style CS, Sideclip, BO Kick*
SOG: PowerAccess, Blacktip*, HD PPP
VICTORINOX: SwissTool Std, X(CS), & RS all with red logo, Spirit XBS
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #952 on: September 27, 2017, 04:15:23 AM »
Thank you Sir Magentus, I am truly honoured for the magnificent inclusion in the order of the Swiss Army Knights.
Thank you Sir



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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #953 on: September 27, 2017, 04:16:17 AM »
Thank you MusicMen!
Thank you


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #954 on: September 27, 2017, 05:19:06 AM »
Thank you Sir Magentus, I am truly honoured for the magnificent inclusion in the order of the Swiss Army Knights.
Thank you Sir



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Welcome to the Realm, sir kylehca!  :SAKnight:
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #955 on: September 27, 2017, 06:57:32 AM »
Thank you Sir An0nemus!


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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #956 on: October 03, 2017, 01:35:51 AM »
Welcome Knights! Till rust do us part.
(Lets cool it on that nostril rape thing.....)  :)
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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #957 on: October 05, 2017, 11:38:27 AM »
I, Gorvenal Groke, being of relatively sound mind and body, hereby entreat the powers that be to consider me for membership in good standing in the Swiss Army Knights and promise to place no knife before my trusty Swiss Army till rust do us part.   :salute:

My trusty SAK

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #958 on: October 05, 2017, 11:45:41 AM »
Arise Sir Gorvenal Groke. Thee knelt down but a mere mortal and yet as thy standeth straight and proud henceforth, thy stature and poise is that of a Swiss Army Knight. Shed all thoughts of mortality and mundanity and replace them with courage chivalry honour and piety.

Sally forth into the realm and uphold the aims of the Swiss Army Knights - that whencever you be, that you carry a SAK and doth wield it for good.

That is a sweet sweet SAK bro  :cheers:

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Re: Swiss Army Knights Banner
« Reply #959 on: October 05, 2017, 01:45:58 PM »
Thank you my liege - I shall endeavour to serve the Knights well and wield my blade with honour.

That SAK is a recent replacement for the one I lost as a boy many years hence.

 

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