Thread killers

ColoSwiss · **on:** December 31, 2014, 07:42:21 AM

Was looking through a recent thread and a number of people regarded themselves as thread killers, including Chaco, dks, enki-ck, zoidberg, and Syncop8r.

And here I thought I was the primo thread assassin. Wasn't sure if it was due to my 'sparkling' personality, or my geographic location where the topic was already exhausted by the time I got to it.

Instead it appears to be a wide-spread phobia. Perhaps kkokkolis should look into it.

zoidberg · **Reply #1 on:** December 31, 2014, 07:55:44 AM

I'm pretty sure kkokkolis could write a book on me.

comis · **Reply #2 on:** December 31, 2014, 08:06:30 AM

Nah...if Lobster boy is the SOTY, then I could have sworn I am the TKOTY. Seriously, I lost count of how many threads with my name as last reply, and every thread I touch, it just sinks like a titanic.

Nhoj · **Reply #3 on:** December 31, 2014, 08:20:37 AM

Just look at this thread killer right here

Horrifying stuff!

kkokkolis · **Reply #4 on:** December 31, 2014, 08:51:42 AM

I will only talk in the court, if officially invited to testify. Consider your cases medically classified.

Syncop8r · **Reply #5 on:** December 31, 2014, 09:12:02 AM

Actually I think I have removed much evidence of thread killing by posting in old threads of mine and then someone else kills it for good.

HarleyXJGuy · **Reply #6 on:** December 31, 2014, 10:06:08 AM

What in the world are you guys going on about?

Here at MTO we drag threads out well past there shelf life. Letting them die is a sweet mercy.

There is one thread about I have no idea what that me and Cappy have been going on about the Skelly on. Have not seen the OP on there for a while now and I know for sure it was never about the Skeletool.

styx · **Reply #7 on:** December 31, 2014, 10:25:53 AM

They cut threads like the Les Stroud SKEM scissors cut anything

dks · **Reply #8 on:** December 31, 2014, 11:01:26 AM

zoidberg · **Reply #9 on:** December 31, 2014, 11:17:45 AM

lister · **Reply #10 on:** December 31, 2014, 11:26:01 AM

I say kill it, kill it with fire!!!!!!!

zoidberg · **Reply #11 on:** December 31, 2014, 11:34:07 AM

styx · **Reply #12 on:** December 31, 2014, 11:42:57 AM

give it the hug of death

PTRSAK · **Reply #13 on:** December 31, 2014, 11:50:41 AM

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.

dks · **Reply #14 on:** December 31, 2014, 11:51:50 AM

dks · **Reply #15 on:** December 31, 2014, 11:53:48 AM

Chako · **Reply #16 on:** December 31, 2014, 12:44:30 PM

zoidberg · **Reply #17 on:** December 31, 2014, 12:56:14 PM

styx · **Reply #18 on:** December 31, 2014, 01:01:18 PM

Quote from: dks on December 31, 2014, 11:51:50 AM

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zoidberg · **Reply #19 on:** December 31, 2014, 01:03:10 PM

firiki · **Reply #20 on:** December 31, 2014, 01:19:05 PM

Being socially akward like I am, one of the things that helped me take the leap and join MT.O was the convivial attitude I see in these boards

I'm not a determinist and I have come to accept I may be a thread killer.

Here lies proof of that statement's veracity

RT1969 · **Reply #21 on:** December 31, 2014, 01:29:44 PM

Yadda · **Reply #22 on:** December 31, 2014, 01:40:11 PM

I'm glad to see there is 13 step program with regular meetings. "Hello my name is Yadda........ I kill threads by talking about 100 year old plierenches....."

enki_ck · **Reply #23 on:** December 31, 2014, 02:36:23 PM

Quote from: Yadda on December 31, 2014, 01:40:11 PM

I'm glad to see there is 13 step program with regular meetings. "Hello my name is Yadda........ I kill threads by talking about 100 year old plierenches....."

comis · **Reply #24 on:** December 31, 2014, 03:17:20 PM

Quote from: styx on December 31, 2014, 01:01:18 PM

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Snu snu!!! (<--I thought this will get smurf, apparently not!

)

Quote from: enki_ck on December 31, 2014, 02:36:23 PM

Nah...you've started way too many threads to be considered the killer, and big thank you to the effort.

Keep beating the deadhorse, just wanna demo my thread killing ability and adding nothingness to more post count.

styx · **Reply #25 on:** December 31, 2014, 03:56:40 PM

beating a dead horse tenderizes the meat

HarleyXJGuy · **Reply #26 on:** December 31, 2014, 04:02:23 PM

Quote from: styx on December 31, 2014, 03:56:40 PM

beating a dead horse tenderizes the meat

Now you made me hungry.

Rux · **Reply #27 on:** December 31, 2014, 05:18:36 PM

The Cap and I were talking about this one time. I've been a thread killer on so many message boards it's not even funny. It will be a lively topic, I post and then RIP thread. LOL!!!

It's what's turned me into being a lurker. Sometimes the thread will be about a topic that interests me and I enjoy seeing peoples thoughts on the matter and while I want to, I'll not post in it out of fear of it dying prematurely and I'd rather see more peoples input on the matter.

Whoever is the last poster/killer of this thread should get an "MT.Org's Resident Thread Killer" under next to their name.

Chako · **Reply #28 on:** December 31, 2014, 05:24:32 PM

With that last comment, you probably insured this topic will run into the thousands.

NKlamerus · **Reply #29 on:** December 31, 2014, 06:36:49 PM

I think a meet up somehow with everyone would be incredible. It'd be like fight club. Or MTO Anonymous.

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