A couple years ago I committed one of the greatest sins of spotting a cool loadout...not sharing.
So I'm at the grocery and there is this guy ahead of me with a fixed blade strapped to a maxpedition shoulder bag. Noting the coustom Kydex I ask what it is. We spend the next few minutes with him showing off his Reeve Green Beret, plus a Spyderco, and a Microtech.
Needless to say the cashier is mortified at two weirdos oggling knives in line.
I commented I just had a LM and SAK on me but failed to pick up that he was waiting to see them.

We parted ways and I realized my error of not showing mine a few minutes later

So that's the story of me bieng completely oblivious while simultaneously geeking out at someone's edc
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