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Readyman (Hostage Escape Card) 3530

Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 6,602 Tactical Desk Jockey
Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:20:41 PM »



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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2015, 10:25:37 PM »
I think wallet would be one of the first things (gun, Knife, MT, phone, wallet etc) be take away before or immediately after that person is handcuffed or tied up.
« Last Edit: March 18, 2015, 10:27:47 PM by Kampfer »

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2015, 11:05:47 PM »
I don't like that you have to break it to use it. I'd refer something more like a Swiss Card with holders for each implement.

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2015, 11:29:33 PM »
I don't like that you have to break it to use it. I'd refer something more like a Swiss Card with holders for each implement.

I'm sure they did it that way because its extremely inexpensive to make like that. With the $2.95 shipping cost they probably cover their own shipping cost and still make $1.50 on it.

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2015, 12:01:43 AM »
Looks neat.

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2015, 01:33:59 AM »
Okay... so...

I just can't work up any enthusiasm on this. It doesn't exactly fall all the way to 'stupid', but comes so near that it can see it from there.

What are the ACTUAL odds of being a hostage? Ever? Okay, now if that happened, what are the odds of slipping your ninja card past your abductors... because, I'm sorry, it might be a function of playing D&D for too many years, but I'd strip anyone I wished to tie up down to their underwear. Second, if I was going to use duct tape for restraint, I'd tape their hands up into balls. I certainly wouldn't wrap feeble chain around their ANKLE and leave their hands untied.

So... no, gonna change my verdict. This is stupid. This is Mall Ninja Stupid.

Of course, if I get abducted by evil folks not quite evil enough to actually just kill me, then you can ALL say 'Told ya so!'.

of course, YMMV.
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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2015, 02:20:53 PM »
even without stripping i somehow don't see the whole card getting pass a very detailed pat down. implements on the other hand maybe if they were somehow hidden like taping the handcuff key to the inside of one's belt

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2015, 10:28:29 PM »
He has a folder in his pocket... :shrug: The abductors are super dumb.

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2015, 10:40:30 PM »
He has a folder in his pocket... :shrug: The abductors are super dumb.

 :rofl:

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2015, 06:52:34 AM »
 :facepalm:

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2015, 01:00:12 PM »
They probably thought it was just a pen

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2015, 06:14:26 AM »
A really good tool for any rescue operations.

If I need to pick some good EDC tools.
Then I would take my love leatherman multi tool wave and a flash light. Other are just a waste !!!
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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2015, 03:58:20 AM »
I'm with Lynn on this one.

Stun them, secure them, cut the clothes off. Although I'm using cuffs, with one hand in back, one hand in front, and the chain between your thighs. Duct tape takes too long. Bound like that, I don't care how much of a contortionist you are, you aren't getting out. And it's hard to walk.

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2015, 07:26:14 PM »
I also think it will bend horribly in your back pocket :td:

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2015, 01:23:28 AM »
Duh, obviously none of yall are the 1337 operator type the card is made for.  ::)
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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2015, 08:03:27 AM »
yup. we don't need no stinkin' cards  :viking: :viking: :viking:

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2015, 09:54:38 AM »
Duh, obviously none of yall are the 1337 operator type the card is made for.  ::)
I find it funny that they always find a Black-Op Secret Agent Ninja Pirate to sponsor these kind of products...

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2015, 07:49:04 AM »
It doesn't seem to be appropriate to carry these escape card to the outdoors survival trips like camping, hunting,

If I need to pick some good EDC tools.
Then I would take my love leatherman multi tool wave and a flash light. Other are just a waste !!!
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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2015, 12:17:40 PM »
It doesn't seem to be appropriate to carry these escape card to the outdoors survival trips like camping, hunting,

Or while being abducted....

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2015, 01:47:16 PM »
Am I correct in the assumption that "Special Forces Operator" is not a protected term. While it is illegal to impersonate am member of the armed forces, but as long as you don't specify anyone can call himself that. I mean your "Force" could be a team of cleaners and if you are the one who is called upon to unclog the toilet you would be a special operator, right?

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2015, 02:01:09 PM »
While the product is stupid, it's not as stupid as the people who will buy two of them. One to take apart and "train" with, and one to leave intact at the back of drawer in case of actual abduction  ::)

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2015, 02:06:01 PM »
Well, shipping seems to be the same for all countries, so that is a plus.....

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2015, 02:06:41 PM »
Has anybody ordered one   :pok:  Chako, Grant ??

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2015, 02:19:19 PM »
I think Al might be getting few...lol!
Just messing with ya.

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2015, 05:44:56 PM »
I think Al might be getting few...lol!
Just messing with ya.

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2015, 08:39:45 PM »
Okay... so...

I just can't work up any enthusiasm on this. It doesn't exactly fall all the way to 'stupid', but comes so near that it can see it from there.

What are the ACTUAL odds of being a hostage? Ever? Okay, now if that happened, what are the odds of slipping your ninja card past your abductors... because, I'm sorry, it might be a function of playing D&D for too many years, but I'd strip anyone I wished to tie up down to their underwear. Second, if I was going to use duct tape for restraint, I'd tape their hands up into balls. I certainly wouldn't wrap feeble chain around their ANKLE and leave their hands untied.

So... no, gonna change my verdict. This is stupid. This is Mall Ninja Stupid.

Of course, if I get abducted by evil folks not quite evil enough to actually just kill me, then you can ALL say 'Told ya so!'.

of course, YMMV.

 :think:
Does anyone else have the urge to go round to lynn’s for tea just to see what would happen?
 :-[

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2015, 09:25:56 PM »
:think:
Does anyone else have the urge to go round to lynn’s for tea just to see what would happen?
 :-[

If you're hoping to be stripped and tied... sorry.

As the Joker said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free."

 :D
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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2015, 10:54:13 PM »
:think:
Does anyone else have the urge to go round to lynn’s for tea just to see what would happen?
 :-[

If you're hoping to be stripped and tied... sorry.

As the Joker said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free."

 :D

 ;)

 :D

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2015, 09:56:56 AM »
:think:
Does anyone else have the urge to go round to lynn’s for tea just to see what would happen?
 :-[

If you're hoping to be stripped and tied... sorry.

As the Joker said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free."

 :D

so that's why I'm a lazy bum that ain't doin' jack. thanks Lynn  :cheers: :cheers:

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Re: Readyman (Hostage Escape Card)
« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2015, 10:22:50 AM »



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