Kat's money.

[scattergun13]

I read the thread title as "Kat's monkey" and was immediately wondering what Stew did wrong this time :p I'm still not sure if I was wrong

 

[JustUrEyeCandy]

I read the thread title as "Kat's monkey" and was immediately wondering what Stew did wrong this time :p I'm still not sure if I was wrong

Yep, that's what he meant. Her name is Alice.

[scattergun13]

I read the thread title as "Kat's monkey" and was immediately wondering what Stew did wrong this time :p I'm still not sure if I was wrong

Yep, that's what he meant. Her name is Alice.

That story has already been told here. It was in a funniest story GAW thread by Tattoosteve and I won.

[derekmac]

and not of Stew, please...

I tried to bribe Derek into posting it so I don't get banned but he replied "lol" which is a definite no.

Maybe I just don't want to share.

[scattergun13]

and not of Stew, please...

I tried to bribe Derek into posting it so I don't get banned but he replied "lol" which is a definite no.

Maybe I just don't want to share.

Then the rest of know exactly what you're doing with that pic. Stop that! You'll go blind!

[N_N_R]

Because of all that, now whenever I see an Onario knife, certain images will show up in my mind... 

[derekmac]

and not of Stew, please...

I tried to bribe Derek into posting it so I don't get banned but he replied "lol" which is a definite no.

Maybe I just don't want to share.

Then the rest of know exactly what you're doing with that pic. Stop that! You'll go blind!

If I haven't gone blind yet, I think I'm good.    

Oh, I found a rat getting a cat...  Is that what you wanted?

[scattergun13]

Because of all that, now whenever I see an Onario knife, certain images will show up in my mind... 

My plan is working...

[scattergun13]

My vision is better than ever so the old urban legend must not be true. I'll keep testing it though...

[enki_ck]

CLICKY

 

[N_N_R]

He wanted a Cat getting a Rat.....



Stew, what was your plan? To make women think of other pink thingies upon seeing the pink Ontario (Rat or whatever one)?

We have a shrink on the forum, don't we, I hope he doesn't read my posts tonight

[scattergun13]

and not of Stew, please...

I tried to bribe Derek into posting it so I don't get banned but he replied "lol" which is a definite no.

Maybe I just don't want to share.

Then the rest of know exactly what you're doing with that pic. Stop that! You'll go blind!

If I haven't gone blind yet, I think I'm good.    

Oh, I found a rat getting a cat...  Is that what you wanted?

(Image removed from quote.)

I'd better see a Kat getting a RAT pretty damn soon or the PIMPHAND is going to make an appearance! Isn't that the whole reason I started this thread in the first place? 

[derekmac]

and not of Stew, please...

I tried to bribe Derek into posting it so I don't get banned but he replied "lol" which is a definite no.

Maybe I just don't want to share.

Then the rest of know exactly what you're doing with that pic. Stop that! You'll go blind!

If I haven't gone blind yet, I think I'm good.    

Oh, I found a rat getting a cat...  Is that what you wanted?

(Image removed from quote.)

I'd better see a Kat getting a RAT pretty damn soon or the PIMPHAND is going to make an appearance! Isn't that the whole reason I started this thread in the first place? 

Maybe, but I have the attention span of a....  Oh look, beer!! 

[scattergun13]

He wanted a Cat getting a Rat.....



Stew, what was your plan? To make women think of other pink thingies upon seeing the pink Ontario (Rat or whatever one)?

We have a shrink on the forum, don't we, I hope he doesn't read my posts tonight

This may be one of the funniest things ever posted in one of my derails.


AND YES!!!

[N_N_R]

And I'm thinking some threads should have the +18 / whatever "legal adult" age icon in their titles..

[derekmac]

He wanted a Cat getting a Rat.....



Stew, what was your plan? To make women think of other pink thingies upon seeing the pink Ontario (Rat or whatever one)?

We have a shrink on the forum, don't we, I hope he doesn't read my posts tonight

This may be one of the funniest things ever posted in one of my details.


AND YES!!!

Something pink like this?

[scattergun13]

And I'm thinking some threads should have the +18 / whatever "legal adult" age icon in their titles..

All of mine should have that! What do you suppose a shrink would think about that?

[scattergun13]

He wanted a Cat getting a Rat.....



Stew, what was your plan? To make women think of other pink thingies upon seeing the pink Ontario (Rat or whatever one)?

We have a shrink on the forum, don't we, I hope he doesn't read my posts tonight

This may be one of the funniest things ever posted in one of my details.


AND YES!!!

Something pink like this?

(Image removed from quote.)

Please Carl Sagan don't let that be what she meant!

[N_N_R]

He wanted a Cat getting a Rat.....



Stew, what was your plan? To make women think of other pink thingies upon seeing the pink Ontario (Rat or whatever one)?

We have a shrink on the forum, don't we, I hope he doesn't read my posts tonight

This may be one of the funniest things ever posted in one of my details.


AND YES!!!

Something pink like this?

(Image removed from quote.)

Yeah. Standing. Straight. Not to use the other word. Which would be biologically correct of course. Anyway. He's got a cool hea.. hat.

[N_N_R]

Actually, I was imagining this ......

Show content

What did you think?


Guys...........

[scattergun13]

Actually, I was imagining this ......

Show content

What did you think?


Guys...........

Not that!

[N_N_R]

And what ?!

It's kinda hard and pink, you can lick it slowly or eat the whole damn thing in seconds, but the longer you leave it without attention, the softer it gets, it melts... until eventually just a tiny cone's left.... isn't that an ice-cream?

[N_N_R]

It's high time someone told me to go to bed, btw. It seems I'm half asleep. And malnourished.

[scattergun13]

And what ?!

It's kinda hard and pink, you can lick it slowly or eat the whole damn thing in seconds, but the longer you leave it without attention, the softer it gets, it melts... until eventually just a tiny cone's left.... isn't that an ice-cream?

How are you not in my little mafia of evil minions.

That was the (.)(.)!

[N_N_R]

Coz I'm never in anyone's anything 


Okay, I'mmmmm going to bed and when I wake up tomorrow, I mustn't open this or the other thread cozzzzz  lol










P.S. Are you still thinking about that knife, btw, or my mission is completed, too?

[scattergun13]

Coz I'm never in anyone's anything 


Okay, I'mmmmm going to bed and when I wake up tomorrow, I mustn't open this or the other thread cozzzzz  lol

You're not getting off that easy. We are recruiting you! Get with me later for enlistment bonuses. Welcome to our little cult.










P.S. Are you still thinking about that knife, btw, or my mission is completed, too?

I forgot there was a knife involved.

[derekmac]

Coz I'm never in anyone's anything 


Okay, I'mmmmm going to bed and when I wake up tomorrow, I mustn't open this or the other thread cozzzzz  lol

You're not getting off that easy. We are recruiting you! Get with me later for enlistment bonuses. Welcome to our little cult.










P.S. Are you still thinking about that knife, btw, or my mission is completed, too?

I forgot there was a knife involved.

I thought you were sharper than that. 

 

[scattergun13]

Coz I'm never in anyone's anything 


Okay, I'mmmmm going to bed and when I wake up tomorrow, I mustn't open this or the other thread cozzzzz  lol

You're not getting off that easy. We are recruiting you! Get with me later for enlistment bonuses. Welcome to our little cult.










P.S. Are you still thinking about that knife, btw, or my mission is completed, too?

I forgot there was a knife involved.

I thought you were sharper than that. 

 

Really?

[derekmac]

Coz I'm never in anyone's anything 


Okay, I'mmmmm going to bed and when I wake up tomorrow, I mustn't open this or the other thread cozzzzz  lol

You're not getting off that easy. We are recruiting you! Get with me later for enlistment bonuses. Welcome to our little cult.










P.S. Are you still thinking about that knife, btw, or my mission is completed, too?

I forgot there was a knife involved.

I thought you were sharper than that. 

 

Really?

Maybe need a little fine honing?

[JustUrEyeCandy]

Hey! Over here! Pay attention to me!