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Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued

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us Offline ducttapetech

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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #30 on: June 18, 2015, 09:46:58 PM
Wait, that's what you said

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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #31 on: June 18, 2015, 09:47:13 PM
Lol!

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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #32 on: June 18, 2015, 09:55:44 PM
LOL

my phone got excited too. nobody and nothing can resist blue alox and the perks that seem to be offered with it :D


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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #33 on: June 18, 2015, 10:38:01 PM
The word husband seems to excite you more than you admit to....
Its an age thing...  :rofl:
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #34 on: June 18, 2015, 10:39:18 PM
Maybe dks can offer you someone with first aid training, and who can work a phone  :rofl:


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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #35 on: June 18, 2015, 10:42:34 PM
Al, still single? I now a rich lovely young lady who likes knives, is well trained and seems to really want a husband.  :D
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #36 on: June 18, 2015, 10:57:00 PM
Omfg. it seems I got too excited :ahhh
That's what she said

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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #37 on: June 18, 2015, 10:57:38 PM
Omfg. it seems I got too excited :ahhh

Yes, we realized!   :whistle:

It is the Alox aphrodisiac effect  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #39 on: June 19, 2015, 07:58:14 AM
:rofl: :rofl:
 .............. I'm far from rich, though :D


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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #40 on: June 19, 2015, 08:13:55 AM
Shhhhhhh
By the time be finds out you will be married and it will be too late for him >:D

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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #41 on: June 19, 2015, 08:34:29 AM
 :rofl:  I think we went wayyyy tooo off-topic (again)  :whistle:


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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #42 on: June 19, 2015, 08:44:59 AM
Ok, ok, I'm in, then I get a divorce and take half of his SAKs


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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #43 on: June 19, 2015, 08:58:15 AM
But I go woozy at the sight of blood  :ahhh :ahhh

We all know what Nikki is like for impromptu skin durability tests :ashley:


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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #44 on: June 19, 2015, 09:31:57 AM
 :rofl:

Ok, ok, at least now I'll know what husband to look for: a doctor that can cook. And has knives.  :gimme:


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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #45 on: June 19, 2015, 10:23:58 AM
:rofl:

Ok, ok, at least now I'll know what husband to look for: a doctor that can cook. And has knives.  :gimme:
Are you proposing? I have to disappoint you, I'm already engaged, sorry.

And although it feels good to be wanted, you might wanna be more specific on the doctor you want, best I can do is give you a really nasty infection :P... things that grow on blood usually are quite unfriendly...
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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #46 on: June 19, 2015, 10:48:33 AM
MTO "the dating website"

If any of you get together in this thread I will require 10% of your dowry.   :pok:

By the way, a really limited blue or silver Alox farmer makes a great first date present  :tu:

How about a first aider instead of a doctor? They are easier to find and are usually younger  :D
« Last Edit: June 19, 2015, 10:49:49 AM by dks »
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #47 on: June 19, 2015, 10:54:04 AM
 :rofl:


Imagine MTO as a dating service indeed.


Interested in a guy/girl who has:

- Up-to-date collection of Alox SAKs
- Exclusive sharpening skills
- Room enough to accommodate 2351 LM tools


Offers:

- Exclusive outdoors cooking skills
- Jungle surviving knowledge
- Empty bank account (see point 3 above)





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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #48 on: June 19, 2015, 10:59:30 AM
Yes.  :salute:   :D

By the way, the women to men ratio at MTO is great for women.
You have a great international selection and very little competition, so you get to choose. There must be at least 1 who is OK...  :D. Hint: choose one that gives you an expensive alox farmer
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Al : "Women!"

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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #49 on: June 19, 2015, 11:04:36 AM
. Hint: choose one that gives you an expensive alox farmer

Hm... ok, so give me the address of the guy who actually bought it on the fist page........ :D :D


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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #50 on: June 19, 2015, 11:14:56 AM
It was a woman...
Do you still want her address  ??? 

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Al : "Women!"

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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #51 on: June 19, 2015, 11:22:50 AM
It was a woman...
Do you still want her address  ??? 

 :D

I call seconds for that address thanks.  :P


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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #52 on: June 19, 2015, 11:26:20 AM
Rich woman's address for sale £400

Paypal only

I assume age is not an issue for Australians, right.. :rofl:
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Al : "Women!"

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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #53 on: June 19, 2015, 11:31:56 AM
Rich woman's address for sale £400

Paypal only

I assume age is not an issue for Australians, right.. :rofl:

Don't know, I'm not Australian.  :twak:


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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #54 on: June 19, 2015, 11:34:14 AM
Why did you assume that I was referring to you then ?

Aprently age is import and to New Zealanders  :rofl:

Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #55 on: June 19, 2015, 11:38:06 AM
Why did you assume that I was referring to you then ?

Aprently age is import and to New Zealanders  :rofl:

Yup, I'm not like PTRSAK.  :D  So who were you referring to then, the rich oz women?
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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #56 on: June 19, 2015, 11:43:23 AM
I had a pm from a recently separated Aussie actor famous for carrying a big knife and fighting crocodiles, whose name I can not divulge....  :rofl:

I explained that you and NNR had priority but that I could ignore that if he gave me more money....  >:D
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #57 on: June 19, 2015, 12:38:27 PM
I had a pm from a recently separated Aussie actor famous for carrying a big knife and fighting crocodiles, whose name I can not divulge....  :rofl:

I explained that you and NNR had priority but that I could ignore that if he gave me more money....  >:D

I imagine him opening the package containing the Farmer and saying 'Call that a knife?'
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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #58 on: June 19, 2015, 12:44:41 PM
..... or a wife in this case.  :D
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Blue Alox Farmer $600, limited edition, discontinued
Reply #59 on: June 19, 2015, 12:47:12 PM
MT.O Dating Questionair
I bet we can come up with a great list.

1) How many kidneys do you have?
a - 2 but I am willing to pawn them to purchase a Blue and Pink Alox Farmer.
b - 1, I have already pawned one to purchase a Pink Alox Farmer, I'm willing to pawn the second kidney for a Blue Alox Farmer
c - None, but I own a Blue and a Pink Alox Farmer

2) How do you clean your SAK/MTs?
a - what is cleaning?
b - throw them into the dishwasher
c - make them a soapy bubble bath and give it a gentle massage (sometimes I join them in the tube)

3) Do you talk to your SAK/MTs?
a - no, at least not when someone can hear me.
b - yes
c - yes, they are my children (and they all have a name).

4) How are your survival skills
a - excellent, I'm a master at navigating ebay
b - excellent, my compulsive spending has thought me to survive by scavenging the neighbors trash can
c - excellent, I have a Surge :P



« Last Edit: June 19, 2015, 12:53:55 PM by Etherealicer »
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