Just bear with me, this isn't actually that easy to translate... A finnish guy and a japanese guy were drinking together. After a while they got into an argument which lead into a fight... The japanese guy hit first, and knocked out the finnish guy for an hour"What was that?", said the finnish guy"That was a karate chop, it's from my part of the world", said the japanese guyThey kept on drinking, and got into another fight, again the japanese guy got the first strike"What the hell was that?", asked the finnish guy after another hour being knocked out"That was a karate kick, it's from my part of the world", said the japanese guyThey kept on drinking and yet another fight ensued...Two weeks after, at the ICU, the japanese guys asked: "What the HELL was that?"The finnish guy answered: "It was the jack from Toyota Hiace, also from your part of the world."
Quote from: Aleph78 on July 19, 2015, 07:55:19 PMJust bear with me, this isn't actually that easy to translate... A finnish guy and a japanese guy were drinking together. After a while they got into an argument which lead into a fight... The japanese guy hit first, and knocked out the finnish guy for an hour"What was that?", said the finnish guy"That was a karate chop, it's from my part of the world", said the japanese guyThey kept on drinking, and got into another fight, again the japanese guy got the first strike"What the hell was that?", asked the finnish guy after another hour being knocked out"That was a karate kick, it's from my part of the world", said the japanese guyThey kept on drinking and yet another fight ensued...Two weeks after, at the ICU, the japanese guys asked: "What the HELL was that?"The finnish guy answered: "It was the jack from Toyota Hiace, also from your part of the world." Sent from a device made from star dust using tapatalk
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A man comes to town, thirsty and sweaty. He finds towns only saloon. In front of a saloon is a horse crying.Man walks in, and orders a beer. He sees sign on wall saying "1000$ to whom can stop horse crying". Man asks bartender what is this all about. Bartender explains that horse was left there by a man whom could not pay his bill. For a year horse has been crying, and people are fed up with it.Man walks to horse, and whispers something in its ear. Horse starts laughin. Man recieves his earnings, and leaves town.Year later man comes back to town, thirsty and sweaty. Horse is still laughing. He walks in, and orders a beer. He sees a sign "1000$ to whom can horse stop laughing". Man asks bartender what this is all about.Bartender explains, that horse has been laughin since man whispered something to it. Now people are fed up with it.Man walks to horse, does something, and horse stops laughing, and starts crying again.Bartender gives man his earnings. But he asks man what he did first time?Man says, "First time i whispered to him, that i have bigger genitalia than he has".Bartende, "And now"Man, "I showed him"
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies," Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
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