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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #60 on: July 21, 2015, 07:05:26 PM
A man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler...

.... at every stop light the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door. After seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.

When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him and said, "I don't mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?"

To which the trucker replied, "Sorry, can't talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries and a 10 ton limit, so I have to keep half of them flying at all times."
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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #61 on: July 21, 2015, 07:11:18 PM
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.

You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?
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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #62 on: July 21, 2015, 07:20:15 PM
Last week I was feeling really down everything was going wrong so I decided to consult a fortune teller.

I looked one up in the phone book. I went to the address, there was a sign at the door:

"Madam Gioconda, psychic."

I knocked on the door and someone asked:
"Who is it?"

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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #63 on: July 22, 2015, 01:45:10 AM
Enjoying this topic  :rofl:.

But since I already won the Led Lenser F1 giveaway, I'm not going to enter this one. 

Keep'em coming my friends  :pok:.
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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #64 on: July 22, 2015, 01:53:09 AM
A schoolteacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Home Secretary said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #65 on: July 22, 2015, 01:56:07 AM
1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

6. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
“What do we want?”.
“Time travel”
“When do we want it?”.
“Irrelevant.”

7. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.

9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”

10. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #66 on: July 22, 2015, 02:02:48 AM
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: "Breathe, stupid!"
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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #67 on: July 23, 2015, 06:11:47 PM
Sometimes in the park I think "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me...

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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #68 on: July 23, 2015, 06:12:48 PM
I have a three-legged dog. Everytime it goes for a pee, it falls...

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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #69 on: July 23, 2015, 07:45:10 PM
Have to cut this one 15 minutes short as I'll be leaving soon.

All the entries:

1.   Toolslinger
2.   Etherealicer
3.   derekmac
4.   RT1969
5.   RT1969
6.   Sweety-Sama
7.   captain spaulding
8.   mrynnr
9.   detron
10.   captain spaulding
11.   detron
12.   SAK Guy
13.   captain spaulding
14.   dks
15.   lister
16.   kkokkolis
17.   N_N_R
18.   Havoc
19.   dks
20.   Aleph78
21.   Grathr
22.   dks
23.   Chako
24.   captain spaulding
25.   captain spaulding
26.   captain spaulding
27.   captain spaulding
28.   captain spaulding
29.   captain spaulding
30.   captain spaulding
31.   derekmac
32.   Crow
33.   raistlin65
34.   kirk13
35.   derekmac
36.   HarleyXJGuy
37.   ToolJoe
38.   Chako
39.   pfrsantos
40.   rebel
41.   Chako
42.   derekmac
43.   pfrsantos
44.   Chako
45.   Chako
46.   mrynnr
47.   pfrsantos
48.   pfrsantos
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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #70 on: July 23, 2015, 07:45:42 PM
And randomized:

1.   Etherealicer
2.   SAK Guy
3.   raistlin65
4.   Chako
5.   Crow
6.   Havoc
7.   dks
8.   dks
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10.   pfrsantos
11.   HarleyXJGuy
12.   RT1969
13.   captain spaulding
14.   rebel
15.   Chako
16.   captain spaulding
17.   mrynnr
18.   captain spaulding
19.   lister
20.   derekmac
21.   detron
22.   Sweety-Sama
23.   derekmac
24.   kirk13
25.   Grathr
26.   pfrsantos
27.   Chako
28.   N_N_R
29.   Chako
30.   ToolJoe
31.   derekmac
32.   Aleph78
33.   captain spaulding
34.   captain spaulding
35.   detron
36.   dks
37.   captain spaulding
38.   RT1969
39.   captain spaulding
40.   mrynnr
41.   Chako
42.   pfrsantos
43.   Toolslinger
44.   captain spaulding
45.   derekmac
46.   pfrsantos
47.   captain spaulding
48.   kkokkolis
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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #71 on: July 23, 2015, 07:47:19 PM
And the winner is ....




Congrats. :cheers: PM me your address as soon as possible. :tu:
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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #72 on: July 23, 2015, 07:48:16 PM
Congratulations! :cheers: :D

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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #73 on: July 23, 2015, 07:56:19 PM
 :cheers:
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #74 on: July 23, 2015, 08:03:17 PM
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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #75 on: July 23, 2015, 08:11:38 PM
Wow, never been further away from winning...

Congratz kokkkikkokkokolik :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #76 on: July 24, 2015, 12:02:26 AM
Thank you. I thought I said the best joke and the random number generator agreed with me!
Long live MTO!
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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #77 on: July 24, 2015, 12:12:34 AM
Congrats kkokkolis.  :cheers:

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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #78 on: July 24, 2015, 12:13:02 AM
Congrats KK!!!! :cheers:
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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #79 on: July 24, 2015, 12:59:02 AM
Congratz kkokkolis!  Even though Captain Spaulding had a 50/50 chance at winning this you pulled it out!  Enjoy!

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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #80 on: July 24, 2015, 02:00:24 AM
Quote from: Havoc on July 24, 2015, 12:59:02 AM
Congratz kkokkolis!  Even though Captain Spaulding had a 50/50 chance at winning this you pulled it out!  Enjoy!


I did not.  :twak:
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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #81 on: July 24, 2015, 02:00:38 AM
Congrats kkokkolis!
I'm the milk man!

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Re: Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #82 on: July 24, 2015, 08:04:35 AM
Congrats Kkokkolis! :cheers:


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Re: [CLOSED] Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #83 on: July 24, 2015, 03:07:52 PM
Conga rats Kkokkolis!!  :cheers:
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Re: [CLOSED] Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #84 on: August 20, 2015, 09:05:48 PM
I received the hat a couple of days ago, nicely packed.

I have to admit, this is a quality hat. I didn't wear hats until recently but now my few hairs don't protect my head from our agressive sun, so I wore an orange baseball hat throughout my vacations. Now I have the Leatherman hat I see myself wearing this because it is of much better quality, black that goes with any outfit and it has a respectful brandname on it, sewn in an aestheticaly  pleasant way.

But now I want a Victorinox hat too, or one with the Swiss Cross on it. You know how it goes....  :think:

Thanks MTO!
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Re: [CLOSED] Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #85 on: August 20, 2015, 09:24:45 PM
Glad it arrived safely.

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Re: [CLOSED] Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #86 on: August 20, 2015, 11:48:10 PM
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Re: [CLOSED] Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #87 on: August 21, 2015, 09:02:31 AM
It's the same with the one pictured in the first post.

All right, I might shoot a selfie wearing it.
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Re: [CLOSED] Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #88 on: August 21, 2015, 09:35:31 AM
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Re: [CLOSED] Tell us a joke --> 9th Anniversary LM Hat giveaway
Reply #89 on: August 21, 2015, 12:26:12 PM


 :facepalm:

Oh, well...

Congrats, kkokkolis!
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Thanks for the funny thread, enki_ck!
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